Week 5 NFL Game Thread

[DJnVa]

Kelce pushed one of his coaches last night. Probably nothing but "sideline stuff" but anyway...

View: https://twitter.com/TPS_Youtube/status/1181013521854861312/video/1

 

[InstaFace]

I missed this little bit of hilarity from the Oakland-Bears game in London:

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1180915679421186048

 

[bigq]

Kelce pushed one of his coaches last night. Probably nothing but "sideline stuff" but anyway...

View: https://twitter.com/TPS_Youtube/status/1181013521854861312/video/1

This was shown during the broadcast last night. What a jackass. Wonder if there will be any discipline.

 

[Fisks Of Fury]

This was shown during the broadcast last night. What a jackass. Wonder if there will be any discipline.

Doubt it, as they later showed the two of them hugging it out.

 

[Reverend]

Some trickery with OBJ throwing the Edelman for 20 yards to open the game.

 

[Reverend]

And the 49ers respond with an 83 yard run by Breida in their first offensive play.

That guy is crazy fast.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

The Browns seem to have no understanding of where their weaknesses are. The constant slow developing pass plays are insane.

 

[cshea]

Browns are Brownsing

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I can't wait for the QB controversy in Cleveland. OBJ might be a better QB right now than Baker.

 

[Reverend]

This is fun. It’s like video game football tonight.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Tessitore must have been hired for this gig before he died

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Given how they are all performing at the moment, it's crazy that the Pats at one point started Tom Brady, Jimmy G, and Jacoby Brissett all in one season.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Breida already has 23.1 fantasy points.

Yesterday, 5 players had more than 40 points in standard PPR formats, the first time that's happened in the same week since 1965 (which basically means, first time ever).

Guy in my league had a 158-124 lead going into tonight. His opponent has Breida. If he loses, that would be the most epic one player comeback in the 20+ years I can remember seeing in FFL.

 

[Reverend]

Can everyone agree to not tell OBJ that the broadcast compared him to Lebron?

 

[Reverend]

The Brownening.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

I'm officially renaming Baker "HRB" in honor of our very own "HomeRunBaker." Fucking guy refuses to take the short passes when they are there, and instead, looks for the home run ball on every play. It's unbearable to watch as a Tom Brady fan.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Empty backfield lololol.

 

[E5 Yaz]

The Browns are the poster child for an 8-8 team. They should hire Jeff Fisher to coach

 

[BigSoxFan]

I'm officially renaming Baker "HRB" in honor of our very own "HomeRunBaker." Fucking guy refuses to take the short passes when they are there, and instead, looks for the home run ball on every play. It's unbearable to watch as a Tom Brady fan.

Poor OBJ somehow found a worse situation than with the Giants.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Mayfield looks like an over the hill, overweight QB so far tonight.

 

[axx]

Given how they are all performing at the moment, it's crazy that the Pats at one point started Tom Brady, Jimmy G, and Jacoby Brissett all in one season.

I doubt the Niners get there, but a Patriots/Niners SB would be something.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I'm officially renaming Baker "HRB" in honor of our very own "HomeRunBaker." Fucking guy refuses to take the short passes when they are there, and instead, looks for the home run ball on every play. It's unbearable to watch as a Tom Brady fan.

Even Booger is telling them to hit some short routes

 

[k-factory]

Mayfield is a real trick or treat QB. Doesn’t really have a great feel for pressure though. Gonna get himself killed If he doesn’t figure that out.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Baker’s footwork is a disaster more often than not.

Someone needs to shake Kitchens and tell him to dump Norv Turner’s playbook in the trash.

 

[RedOctober3829]

I fear for Baker's health when he comes to Foxboro. He's going to get battered.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Pretty slick routes there on 3rd.

 

[Red Averages]

'Ol One Read struggling again

 

[thebtskink]

A stop here, and Browns have escaped the start relatively unscathed

 

[Reverend]

A stop here, and Browns have escaped the start relatively unscathed

The 49ers aren’t really playing very well, all told.

 

[k-factory]

Not an easy schedule ahead for The Niners but if they crush this game who’s to say what their ceiling is? Saints probably still inch ahead of the other NFC contenders but really the Niners are right there in a year without a truly dominant team (save one)

 

[Freddy Linn]

Boog with the nugget that Shanahan noticed Juszczyk when he played for the only other team he ever played for.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Boog with the nugget that Shanahan noticed Juszczyk when he played for the only other team he ever played for.

The Harold Reynolds of football.

 

[thebtskink]

Nick Chubb is so good.

 

[Reverend]

This really is the most video game-y real game I can remember seeing.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

The Browns seem to have no understanding of where their weaknesses are. The constant slow developing pass plays are insane.

makes sense with a guy like Kitchens as HC.

 

[thebtskink]

That's Callaway's fault.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Browns really Browns'ing it up today, huh?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Tip drill by the Browns.

 

[Reverend]

The Browns have absolutely no intention of winning this game.

 

[BigSoxFan]

LOL

Easy TD if he catches it

 

[Freddy Linn]

Tess should calm down and actually describe what happened.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Tess should calm down and actually describe what happened.

That was really pathetic on his part

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Tess should calm down and actually describe what happened.

At least he isn’t screaming SHOWTIME MAHOMES inexplicably

 

[Reverend]

It’s like San Francisco doesn’t really want to put up points, they just happen to have some because Browns.

 

[bigq]

I wasn’t sure the shotgun was the right formation for a 4th and 1 but it worked.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Baker's throw was a little low, but that was a ridiculous drop by that WR. those type of huge swings usually decide NFL games.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The networks bought into the Browns hype. Now we’re stuck with them in prime time games.

 

[Reverend]

185 yards on the ground in the first half for 49ers.

Thus far.

 

[JCizzle]

Jimmy hasn't looked good to me tonight, but he also hasn't really needed to so far.

 

[DJnVa]

Remember like 10 minutes ago when Booger said "Hey America! Here come the Browns!"

That as fun.