Week 5 NFL Game Thread

[Al Zarilla]

Barbecue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPzCzYeooM

 

[pappymojo]

That looked like Mallett saw a hole, got excited and started to lean in, but the center was slow to snap and the defense converged on the spot before the ball was in the qb's hands.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Punter fits right in.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Is BB still the coach by the start of the second half?
I can understand the QB problems. But how is a defense with that many seemingly talented players this bad?

 

[DJnVa]

Another shit team in a shitshow of a league.

 
The NFL has a problem. There's too many teams that are just bad.

 

[GregHarris]

Large chunks of rushing yards against this Houston D line.

 

[54thMA]

So the Texans suck more in the second quarter than the first this year; this is going to be fun.

 

[Dollar]

What does HOU do well?

 

[soxhop411]

I want a good Thur night game dammit 

 

[GregHarris]

Wow, almost a stop for loss.

 

[Byrdbrain]

Clowney doesn't look right.
 
Edit:His arm was hanging limp, when they just came back he was shaking it out.

 

[ipol]

What the fuckety fuck?

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Announcers are fellating Clowney as he is wondering around the field completely co fused about where to line up

 

[shoosh77]

Generous spot there stripes

 

[pappymojo]

Why is football so bad across the board this year? So many games seem to be won by awful teams who simply are lucky enough to be playing against an even worse team.

 

[ipol]

Spot seemed a bit generous.

 

[Van Everyman]

Blue runs like Maroney.

From the law?

 

[GregHarris]

Time for this line to sack up.

 

[soxhop411]

you suck HOU

 

[bowiac]

We're watching Hasselbeck's emergence as the best QB on the Colts roster.

 

[ipol]

The Houston 4-12 prediction seems optimistic.

 

[54thMA]

This is sad.  I remember when Houston used to be a very good team; they were the Oilers then, but still...................

 

[GregHarris]

Buffalo or the Jets would win this division by 3 games.

 

[ipol]

Holy mother of god

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Flags flags and flags.

 

[54thMA]

You've got to be shitting me

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

That was laughable

 

[Byrdbrain]

Wow what a flop.

 

[GregHarris]

Had Watts arm locked too but...

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Ok that wa a beast play by clowney.

 

[nothumb]

jesus fuck clowney tackled gore with three fingers.

 

[pappymojo]

Make a stand defense.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

jesus fuck clowney tackled gore with three fingers.

Preview of what the Giants will be getting.

 

[DJnVa]

Hasselbeck said his goal is to basically survive all 4 quarters and then get healthy.
 
Why do they not blitz the hell out of him and pound him? He's not healthy.

 

[Dollar]

I've never seen a WR as wide open as on that last play.  How the hell did Hasselbeck not see him on the left flat?

 

[Byrdbrain]

The whole Hasselback thing is driving me insane, now Nantz is doing it too.

 

[DJnVa]

Ha. Suck it Pagano!!

 

[soxhop411]

We need robot refs

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Nice job Chuck!

 

[ipol]

Pagano being a douchebag

 

[54thMA]

Pagano was going to make another stirring speech there and got flagged for it; wait til after the game coach

 

[Al Zarilla]

Pagano being a douchebag

He's acting like a high school coach over there.

 

[soxhop411]

So how many TD's does HOU score?
 
I say 1

 

[54thMA]

Fucking Vintorini; 112 years old and he still knocks them down from 40 plus.

 

[pappymojo]

Now Foster has to lead a scoring drive.

 

[soxhop411]

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[DJnVa]

Wow, that ref is having NONE of it. Usually they just listen, but he was clearly telling Pagano to STFU.

 

[GregHarris]

Why is Houston's D so shitty? I don't understand.

 

[Jake Peavy's Demons]

There's that idiot Colts' ball boy again.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Pagano is a rat.