Week 2 NFL Game Thread

[smokin joe wood]

Fitzpatrick has the highest int% of any starter in the NFL. A rose is a rose (is a Wasdin).

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Officially on pace for the Fitzhattrick.

 

[GregHarris]

Aka the Belichick cam.

 

[Bergs]

Lol.

 

[ipol]

Nice play call.

 

[Sportsbstn]

Thank god Indy signed Andre Johnson

 

[GregHarris]

Andre Johnson can't separate an Oreo

 

[Ed Hillel]

Wow, no flag!

 

[Ed Hillel]

lol "able to land on both feet!"

 

[Jnai]

Land on both feet?.

 

[soxhop411]

Colts are horrible

 

[Bergs]

Land on both feet? Really?

 

[cshea]

Andre looks more like a TE than a WR. No speed.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Thank god Indy signed Andre Johnson

Solid Reggie Wayne replacement.

 

[rodderick]

The Colts built their roster as if they had 03-07 Peyton Manning to drag their asses to the playoffs. Luck isn't at that level, not even close (at least not against non-AFC South opponents).

 

[ipol]

Solid Reggie Wayne replacement.

 
As was Reggie Wayne.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Brady is going for 500 in a month.

 

[GregHarris]

Solid Reggie Wayne replacement.

I bet a coworker that AJ wouldn't top 2014 Wayne numbers in equal games. I really like my chances.

 

[Jnai]

The difference between the Pats and these shit teams is that the Pats would hurry up and throw at that mismatch every play.

 

[AbbyNoho]

Does the entire NFL suck this year?

 

[ifmanis5]

Have a feeling we'll look back on the NFL Network experts who all picked Colts in the SB as solid comedy.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Irsay may Twitter fire Pagano tonight.

 

[wilked]

Fitz-Decker connection looking solid

 

[Ed Hillel]

The difference between the Pats and these shit teams is that the Pats would hurry up and throw at that mismatch every play.

That's dishonorable girly football, though.

 

[Ed Hillel]

CHOO CHOOOO

 

[GregHarris]

Huge loss for the Colts here.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Holy shit. If Vontae Davis goes down Colts are really, really fucked. 

 

[Dollar]

Those Fitzgerald pictures were great as you could see his beard grow a little bit with each new team.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Andre Johnson can't separate an Oreo

 
LOL. Much love. 

 

[Bergs]

Those Fitzgerald pictures were great as you could see his beard grow a little bit with each new team.

A strong negative correlation with his QBR.

 

[GregHarris]

Overdue for a Fitz wtf pass and pick.

 

[Jnai]

Top 3 corners includes Darius Butler????

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Top 2 non-game threads on Colts forum:
 
Please fire Pep Hamilton at halftime
I'm starting to think Luck is overrated
 
Good times!

 

[nothumb]

a neutron bomb could go off in the colts' defensive backfield and apparently chan gailey would call for a fullback dive.

 

[Jnai]

Keep Andrew Luck on the sideline, gruden says.

...

..........

 

[GregHarris]

Excited for the Martian.

 

[RoyHobbs]

Jags might be better than the Colts

 

[Jnai]

a neutron bomb could go off in the colts' defensive backfield and apparently chan gailey would call for a fullback dive.

Don't you think that if a neutron bomb went off on the field Chan Gailey would have bigger things to worry about.

 

[thehitcat]

It's an EMINENCE FRONT! IT'S A PUT ON!!!

 

[nothumb]

Don't you think that if a neutron bomb went off on the field Chan Gailey would have bigger things to worry about.

 
i obviously meant a really small one that only killed the DBs.

 

[Jnai]

 
i obviously meant a really small one that only killed the DBs.

Oh OK my bad

 

[nothumb]

LOLOLOL run it into the line twice to kill the clock and then try really hard to throw a pick on a checkdown. never change

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Overdue for a Fitz wtf pass and pick.

 
Apparently not quite overdue enough. That will come late in 4th quarter marching for a lead. 

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

How can the Jets not be able to run on these softies?

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Irsay may Twitter fire Pagano tonight.

If he's taking speed.  If he's going opiates, this should result in vomit-induced asphyxiation.

 

[RedOctober3829]

Grigson is a fucking moron. How could he look at his team with a straight face and say he improved the team from last year? The defense is worse than last year and that's saying something. The secondary is a total joke and the front seven is softer than Rex's belly. All you need to know about this team is their decision to throw on 3rd and 1 tonight.

All the people who picked the Colts to win the SB are equally as big of a moron too.

 

[GregHarris]

Don't you think that if a neutron bomb went off on the field Chan Gailey would have bigger things to worry about.

I doubt being blinded by the flash would affect Fitzgerald 's deep ball all that much.

 

[Freddy Linn]

199

 

[nothumb]

If he's taking speed.  If he's going opiates, this should result in vomit-induced asphyxiation.

 
root for speedballs. best of both worlds.

 

[pappymojo]

It's an EMINENCE FRONT! IT'S A PUT ON!!!

I want a youtube video made to this song based on clips of the Colts being awful in games and clips of espn gushing over the colts before the season started.

Please.