Week 14 Gamethread

[Jed Zeppelin]

Eli is at .500 exactly, yes? A tie would be pretty funny.

 

[Ale Xander]

Paging Bethea

Pick 6 needed

 

[tims4wins]

Eli is at .500 exactly, yes? A tie would be pretty funny.

Someone called this upthread when it was announced he would start.

 

[ernieshore]

Booger making a good point on the Giants needing to double Ertz. Of course, I’m fantasy biased and need him to not have a big game.

I’m up by less than a point — Need Ertz to be shut out now. I hate fantasy, and these teams.

 

[Ale Xander]

Giants D.C. Asleep?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Eagles look ‘surgical’ after three productive plays. Tess is truly a creature of the moment.

 

[Ale Xander]

Eagles gonnna go with a 3TE 2RB set out of necessity

 

[Ale Xander]

Tess came

 

[DeadlySplitter]

damn, I wanted that Eli career .500 record.

 

[54thMA]

I can't believe this fuckface (actually his defensive teammates but still) prevented us from having 8 titles
And f Peterson
F both these teams

I love this post.

Because fuck that hayseed pulling two Super Bowl miracles out of his ass and I don't want to hear any noise about how in theory the Patriots should have lost to the Seahawks and the Falcons and these things even out.

There is no way, no how that boob should have beaten the Patriots not once, but twice.

And fuck Peterson too with that stupid golf visor on his dome and going for it on fourth down repeatedly only because his defense had not shot of stopping Brady in that game.

Fuck both of them and the entire NFC East right in the ear.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Ok, Giants...

 

[InstaFace]

Counterpoint: this might be the last opportunity for Double Manningface in history.

I'm here for this and the Eli career losing record. Who cares if it benefits the Eagles.

 

[tims4wins]

I'm here for this and the Eli career losing record. Who cares if it benefits the Eagles.

This

 

[Ale Xander]

Eli: below .500 qb

 

[Marciano490]

Did Tess just say "eat that W, Phlly?"

 

[ernieshore]

Shit.

 

[shawnrbu]

Eli never got a chance in OT.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Tess came

Twice!

 

[Ale Xander]

They gotta get the Mannings together for a quadruple Manning face

 

[InstaFace]

It's so unfair that NYG never got the chance to possess the ball!

 

[InstaFace]

I’m up by less than a point — Need Ertz to be shut out now. I hate fantasy, and these teams.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I could’ve made that throw to Ertz

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

There are no QBs in the HOF with losing records.

 

[Ale Xander]

We need a Cowboys Eagles tie then

 

[Ale Xander]

I’m up by less than a point — Need Ertz to be shut out now. I hate fantasy, and these teams.

At least it wasn't close

 

[Greg29fan]

Should be a pretty easy cakewalk to the terrible division title for Philly now.

 

[Ale Xander]

I could’ve made that throw to Ertz

Eli too

 

[ypioca]

I missed us.

 

[ernieshore]

At least it wasn't close

That’s true. I lose by 7.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Should be a pretty easy cakewalk to the terrible division title for Philly now.

Cowboys will beat them. I will make a charity bet on this.

 

[shoosh77]

There are no QBs in the HOF with losing records.

3 actually, including Namath. They showed it earlier in game.

 

[Freddy Linn]

3 actually, including Namath. They showed it earlier in game.

2. Jurgensen and Namath. Blanda had a .500 record.

 

[E5 Yaz]

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Did Tess just say "eat that W, Phlly?"

Indeed he did.

 

[Average Reds]

Cowboys will beat them. I will make a charity bet on this.

The Eagles offense consists of a QB who can’t throw the ball with accuracy and a TE who is (maybe) not awful.

This Eagles fan sees the Cowboys rolling.

 

[Average Reds]

I’ll admit to going to bed in disgust at halftime last night, and so I’m watching the replay on NFL Network this morning.

The multiple (identical) Manning faces in the Manning Box at the end of the game are simply wonderful.

 

[bankshot1]

A tale of two halfs for Opie

decent in the first half

went fishin' with pa in the 2nd

Seems Eli will get another start at home vs the Fins, and a chance cement his legacy and leave the game with a W.

 

[Marciano490]

Tess calling the Mannings the first family of football 12543 times was lame.

 

[BigJimEd]

KC was reportedly looking to borrow helmets from a high school

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-had-wild-backup-plan-in-place-to-avoid-forfeit-against-patriots-if-equipment-didnt-show-up/

Would the NFL allow that?

 

[Bowhemian]

KC was reportedly looking to borrow helmets from a high school

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/chiefs-had-wild-backup-plan-in-place-to-avoid-forfeit-against-patriots-if-equipment-didnt-show-up/

Would the NFL allow that?

I doubt it. Not only that, your average high school might have 50-75 helmets of all sizes, most likely too small to fit an adults head, never mind an NFL players melon.