Week 14 Game Thread

johnmd20

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49ers - Rams used to be one of the great rivalries, now both are dogshit.
They really are the shit from a dog. Atrocious.

SF loses to the Jets. Man, SF, that's really an embarrassment. You're home, you're playing a lousy, untested QB and you were up 14-0 in like the first 11 seconds of the game. You suck.
 

Jnai

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Jeff Fisher is an asshole, running his #1 pick QB at the goal line down 42 points.
 

johnmd20

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Rams down 42-7. Pick up an incomplete pass and return it to the end zone, celebrating a non touchdown. Fireworks are still set off in LA. For a TD that didn't count. In a game the team is losing by 35.

That's just sad.
 

luckiestman

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Rams down 42-7. Pick up an incomplete pass and return it to the end zone, celebrating a non touchdown. Fireworks are still set off in LA. For a TD that didn't count. In a game the team is losing by 35.

That's just sad.

That's actually awesome
 

54thMA

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Jeff Fisher is an asshole, running his #1 pick QB at the goal line down 42 points.
He cut that kid in training camp on hard knocks for missing curfew as he sat there in his office wearing his shorts and flip flops. Whenever I see some assclown wearing those foolish fucking things anywhere but at the beach or at a pool, I want to ram them up his ass sideways.

Anyone who wears those in public is telling the world "Hey, look at me, I'm a laid back, go with the flow hip sort of ballbag."

So in addition to being an asshole, he's also a shithead.

Quite a combination.
 

luckiestman

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He cut that kid in training camp on hard knocks for missing curfew as he sat there in his office wearing his shorts and flip flops. Whenever I see some assclown wearing those foolish fucking things anywhere but at the beach or at a pool, I want to ram them up his ass sideways.

Anyone who wears those in public is telling the world "Hey, look at me, I'm a laid back, go with the flow hip sort of ballbag."

So in addition to being an asshole, he's also a shithead.

Quite a combination.

I think you're reading a little too much into footwear.
 

Greg29fan

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Elliot is so good. That line helps, but he just has incredible instincts and strength.
He really figured it out after that first game when he just kept plowing forward to where there were no holes to run. Now he's patient and waits for plays to develop.
 

Jed Zeppelin

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Erick Flowers makes me appreciate Nate Solder. Dude is AWFUL. Takes penalties every game and gets beat when he doesn't take penalties.
 

DennyDoyle'sBoil

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One way to fix the reviews and the constant bad calls would be to just change the rules to make them simpler. If you're down, you're down. If you catch it, it's caught. Tackle box, down by contact, can't advance a fumble, clock stops at 4:59 but not 5:01, whatever.

The rule book needs a fucking enema.
 

Greg29fan

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Dak either hit the rookie wall or teams figured him out b/c he's been absolutely dreadful the last two weeks.
 

Ed Hillel

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Why would any coach let his kicker tell the media what his range is on a given day?
 

schillzilla

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Could that defender on that FG attempt have blocked that ball as it was heading towards the crossbar? Seems like a good strategy if allowed. I don't know the rules, maybe you are only allowed contact with the kick at the line of scrimmage?
 

PseuFighter

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Feels embarrassing asking this, but is the defender required to catch that ball in order to return it? It's a dead ball when it hits the crossbar even if it bounces in bounds?
 

PseuFighter

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From what I could find on Twitter, apparently the ball is dead once it hits the crossbar.