Week 1 Game Thread

[shawnrbu]

Dalvin Cook is going to have a monster season.

 

[The Social Chair]

Fitztragic off to a terrible start.

 

[shawnrbu]

AB’s (edit) cousin with his 1st career TD.

 

[luckiestman]

Bills out jets the jets by getting a dead ball penalty knocking them out of FG range

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Hell of a catch by Chark

 

[brandonchristensen]

Holy shit that catch in Jax.

 

[shawnrbu]

Foles with a dime. We’ve seen that before.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Browns look not good

 

[shawnrbu]

Browns look not good

They thought they won the Super Bowl after their first TD drive.

 

[Reverend]

And now Foles headed to the locker room after a most excellent TD throw.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Holy Hollywood Brown...

And Nick Foles is hurt.

 

[brandonchristensen]

any chance Foles broke his collarbone?

 

[shawnrbu]

The stache coming in for the Jags.

 

[Brand Name]

Brutal, brutal free release Minkah Fitzpatrick gave Brown there.

 

[The Social Chair]

Hollywood Brown looks predictably great.

 

[TomTerrific]

And now Foles headed to the locker room after a most excellent TD throw.

Let the Gardner Minshew II era begin!

Seriously though, JAX is fucked if Foles is out for any length of time

 

[Reverend]

Foles reportedly went straight to x-rays, not the locker room.

 

[shawnrbu]

I wonder if BB would have taken Brown over Harry if he had the chance.

 

[DJnVa]

Tyreek Hill is hurt...

 

[BornToRun]

Is Tyreek hurt? Please be hurt.

 

[Reverend]

Wildly broken coverage by JAX leaves receiver wide open for KC for a TD.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Mahomes, 8/9, 211 yards, 2tds' in 12 minutes.

 

[54thMA]

Let the Gardner Minshew II era begin!

Seriously though, JAX is fucked if Foles is out for any length of time

Don't worry, their defense will carry them, specifically that secondary...……..oops, maybe not.

 

[shawnrbu]

Legion of Zoom.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Nice pass coverage Jax.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Watkins again.

 

[DJnVa]

Foles out for day.

 

[54thMA]

Foles out for the rest of the game, shoulder injury.

 

[Brand Name]

Foles Gold in Jacksonville, fuck.

 

[eustis22]

does hill have a broken arm?

 

[Harry Hooper]

Who's the PBP guy on the Panthers-Rams game? He keeps saying Patriots instead of Panthers.

 

[BornToRun]

Foles out for the rest of the game, shoulder injury.

He took a lick on that and went down right on the shoulder. Not surprising

 

[uncannymanny]

Does Bell look a lot smaller to anyone else?

 

[BornToRun]

Hill to the locker room. That fucker’s hurt.

 

[DJnVa]

Is Tyreek hurt? Please be hurt.

We shouldn't really root for injuries.

 

[thehitcat]

Hill to the locker room. That fucker’s hurt.

Not enough bad things can happen to that guy. No tears here.

 

[BornToRun]

We shouldn't really root for injuries.

He’s a piece of shit. Fuck him

 

[DJnVa]

Goff looks shitty.

 

[Ed Hillel]

We shouldn't really root for injuries.

I really am

 

[Red Right Ankle]

We shouldn't really root for injuries.

Exceptions can be made.

 

[Ed Hillel]

The Goff contract was so funny.

 

[Couperin47]

Hill to the locker room. That fucker’s hurt.

If we're going to be getting objective proof there is a God I'm going to have to rethink my whole attitude towards relgion...

 

[DJnVa]

How bad is Miami's defense? Lamar Jackson is THROWING it all over them.

 

[eustis22]

If we're going to be getting objective proof there is a God I'm going to have to rethink my whole attitude towards relgion..

Jerry Jones. We're done here.

 

[koufax32]

I need Hill updates so I can laugh, please.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Brand Name]

Hill questionable to return with a shoulder injury per Hanson.

Would be a shame to see someone of such upstanding character be hurt.

 

[johnmd20]

Gardner Minshew the Second.

 

[Marciano490]

Hill questionable to return with a shoulder injury per Hanson.

Would be a shame to see someone of such upstanding character be hurt.

Is it his baby abusing shoulder?

 

[shawnrbu]

Not a great year to play the AFC North.

 

[The Social Chair]

Dolphins cant be any worse next week.