Washington Football Team is now the Washington Commanders

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Why would Admiral invoke thoughts of segregation? It is a currently used rank in the Navy. I think it sucks as a team name but I don't understand why it would make you think of 1942 and segregation.
Well, it sounds antiquated to me, like the Washington Senators or the Pittsburgh Steelers or any of those literal names that seek to describe a typical regional vocation.

Now, the segregation thing was just me making a roundabout crack about how old it sounds. 'Admirals' = old-sounding = sports in the historical past = segregation. There's obviously no direct connection.
 

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Football is a game determined by offenses and defenses taking place on land and through the air. In this regard, an Admiral seems to be a duck out of water.
 

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Hogs would at least have some connection to team history. Not sure what groundhogs adds to that - nobody called Joe Jacoby a groundhog, as far as I can remember.
 

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When I hear a generic military term like Admiral my mind doesn't jump to segregation, but DC doesn't strike me as a military town. There's military there, but it's not the same kind of folks that inhabit military towns like Norfolk, Bremerton, Jacksonville, etc. It's why the minor league hockey team in Norfolk is the Admirals. It's why a football team in Norfolk went by Destroyers.
I live in Vienna VA just outside DC and, while this town isn't a military-only town like the examples you mention, its crawling with military everywhere: my immediate next door neighbor's son is a Navy Seal; my across the street neighbor does IT at the Pentagon; dude down the street has a license plate that says "AF Pilot." Its why they hold the Military Bowl here. I think Admirals would play well in this town by wrapping the team in the flag indirectly (even though I don't particularly like the name).
 

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Hogs would at least have some connection to team history. Not sure what groundhogs adds to that - nobody called Joe Jacoby a groundhog, as far as I can remember.
I'd like that one a lot, and would be great given history. Not sure how it well it would do in the all important mechandise sales space
 

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Well, it sounds antiquated to me, like the Washington Senators or the Pittsburgh Steelers or any of those literal names that seek to describe a typical regional vocation.

Now, the segregation thing was just me making a roundabout crack about how old it sounds. 'Admirals' = old-sounding = sports in the historical past = segregation. There's obviously no direct connection.
Even with this cavalcade of equivocation, your original comment made no sense.

But yeah "Admirals" sucks.

It's funny to me that they fumblefucked their way to a pretty cool name "The Washington Football Team" and are now going out of their way to shit down their collective leg to fuck everything up with a dumber name. So on brand.
 

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I thought so to but none of the others have had redirects set up that I can tell
It seems to me like the source of the whole "Admirals" rumor is this URL redirect. Who knows where Boomer got his info. He might have seen this URL thing and assumed it was a sign. Or maybe the person who confidently told him got it from here.

You know what I realized yesterday? Why would WFT even have the website of their new brand redirecting to their old brand in the first place? It doesn't make any sense. That's completely backwards from how you'd do it. This was 100% a domain squatter.
 

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More likely St. John's (Labrador & Newfoundland) and Saint John (New Brunswick)
Yeah! It was a St John's team and a St Johns' team. Hardly the same thing.
I played basketball at a Catholic school and we went to all Catholic schools tournament. I remember the schedule for the final day where only one of the 8 teams wasn't named Saints or Crusaders.
 

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Yeah! It was a St John's team and a St Johns' team. Hardly the same thing.
I played basketball at a Catholic school and we went to all Catholic schools tournament. I remember the schedule for the final day where only one of the 8 teams wasn't named Saints or Crusaders.
The Inquisition would be a bold team name for a Catholic school. The Cardinals would be cheeky.
 

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Football is a game determined by offenses and defenses taking place on land and through the air. In this regard, an Admiral seems to be a duck out of water.
Tell me you never saw Top Gun without telling me you’ve never seen Top Gun
 

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Also, here's the latest internet sleuthing.

Apparently a video that aired on NBC Sports Washington didn't blur out the same portions that the teaser video did:



And here's the reflection behind Rivera as he holds up a helmet:



https://richmond.com/sports/professional/did-the-washington-football-team-accidentally-tip-its-hand-on-what-the-new-name-is/article_86202619-d101-5e63-815e-0273dbe7c226.html

That roundel has A LOT going on. If the actual name is Washington DC Football Commanders, they'll instantly rival Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and Army West Point Black Knights for most unnecessarily long names. I hope they can work "Team" in there too.
 

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Commanders is such a generic name. It’s like an opponent in an episode of a sitcom that couldn’t afford rights to use real teams.

Admirals is slightly better but not by much.
 

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Tell me you never saw Top Gun without telling me you’ve never seen Top Gun
Tell me that there's a connection there to Top Gun without telli...nevermind. Just tell me the connection to Top Gun. I've seen it, and I have not idea what the reference is here.

The Washington Tower Buzzers?

The DC Lost Feeling?

The Karmann Ghias?

Leggy Blondes?
 

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Tell me that there's a connection there to Top Gun without telli...nevermind. Just tell me the connection to Top Gun. I've seen it, and I have not idea what the reference is here.

The Washington Tower Buzzers?

The DC Lost Feeling?

The Karmann Ghias?

Leggy Blondes?
Might be a reference to the fly-by over the Admiral’s daughter, Penny Benjamin. As for you asshole… you’re just lucky to be here.
 

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Wow. Just awful if true.

That franchise - once a crown jewel - has become a tire fire. But amazingly, they keep finding new ways to lower the bar. They lucked into the WFT, which was surprisingly fresh and kinda cool in an offbeat way, only to fuck that up too. God they suck.
 

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Kind of glad (if the Commaders is true) that it won't be Hogs. Let the Razorbacks keep that one. Go Hogs!
 

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Those guys that dressed up as hogs could now go commando for the Commanders.
 

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A check of the US trademark database doesn't show that anyone's filed on "Washington Commanders". Hmmmmm...