Alfaro seems like an entertaining player, if not a really good one.
It would have been fun if the Sox went all in on players who are entertaining to watch this offseason:
Sign Johnny Cueto for his Tiant-esque delivery.
Bring back Iglesias for his amazing flashiness
in the field.
Josh Harrison for his amazing slides to avoid tags.
El Oso at catcher.
Let David Hamilton play every day and steal 80 bases (well, he probably wouldn't get on base enough for that, more like 50).
Sign Billy Hamilton and let him run wild too.
Bring back Renfro to watch him alternate insanely great throws with overthrowing the cutoff man by 50 feet, wondering if he'll be able to recover from a bad route with a lunging catch, combined with all-or-nothing big swings at the plate.
Trade for Dan Vogelbach.
Sign Andrew Chafin for a Rod Beck-lite experience.
Sign Willians Astudillo
before he went to Korea.
Bring up Cedanne Rafaella for his defensive wizardry.
It's better to have a good team, but that would be the most entertaining bad team in the world.