UFC 2020

luckiestman

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Can you be a UFC fighter if you don't have tattoos. I don't have and i don't plan to get any.
I used to have a decision rule that the fighter with the least tattoos should automatically be the favorite. Now there is too much body mutilation for this to be used.
 

fletcherpost

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I used to have a decision rule that the fighter with the least tattoos should automatically be the favorite. Now there is too much body mutilation for this to be used.
Yeah it seems after we hit peak beard, we've moved to peak tattoo.

Man o' man t's a bloody grind waiting for the main event. I'm only here for the post match brawl.
 

Marciano490

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Oleinik looks like a guy who fratdudes pick on at a bar, then just houses them before finishing his whisky.
 

djbayko

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Guys, this might be common knowledge, but I just learned and it blew my mind.

Bruce Buffer, MMA ring MC ("It's time!")
Michael Buffer, boxing ring MC ("Let's get ready to rumble!")

They're half brothers, but they didn't know it until Bruce saw Michael on TV. Now they're in business together.
 

fletcherpost

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I only remember getting hit on the ear once. It just felt hot and awkward. I wonder if it’s like noses, where some people have better noses to take punches than others.
I know my ears couldn't take a bite. One tyson sized bite and I'm almost earless. If i was fighting someone who had big ears, I'd go for them. If i trurn pro this would be part of my strategy.
 

luckiestman

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I only remember getting hit on the ear once. It just felt hot and awkward. I wonder if it’s like noses, where some people have better noses to take punches than others.
Yes. One of my ears is a little flat, that’s it. A lot of my friends are bad.
 

Marciano490

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Holly always comes out like she just did 4 lines of coke.
I bet seeing Nunes look like shit last fight had to be motivating. Still has VS to deal with too. I feel like the game has passed her by a bit.
 

Marciano490

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Holm just stands her ground every time Pennington tries to rush in, then clinches her. Pennington needs to try an angle or something. Coming head on is just getting her held.
 

Marciano490

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Like Pennington needs to slide to her left. She’s right in the middle of Holly and getting caught up.
 

luckiestman

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Conor looks small for 170 in the locker room. Cerrone has fought 185 and not looked bad. We might have a chance.