Toronto 7/3

Dollar

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Is anyone else hoping this plate of Outback Steakhouse food eventually gets dropped to the floor?
 

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Sale turned that with great patience and a nice soft toss to the pivotman. I was mentally preparing myself for a throw right between the SS and 2B.

And it's handy timing, since Gurriel just cleared the bases.
 

Apisith

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It's July already but Sale doesn't look like himself. I know the general panic has subsided somewhat, but I'm really concerned. Even if we fix the BP, the starting pitchers are too unreliable.
 

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I turned away for a second after the home run, then heard that Chavis did something great, then looked back at the screen and all I saw was a Bloomin Onion and a shitty steak.
 

Sprowl

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Christian go BOOM

I thought he was doomed to peak as a Carlos Quintana oppo singles hitter. Wrong!
 

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I’m still sort of struggling to reconcile my preconceived notions with the fact that Vazquez is hitting this year.
 

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I don’t understand Vazquez suddenly becoming the hitter that everyone had been waiting for for years.

I admit, I had given up.
He's suddenly blooming. Like an onion that isn't touched until the entrees arrive.
 

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From Alex Speier, Vazquez had 10 homers in 291 games coming into this year. He has 13 in the first half of this season.
 

fenwaypaul

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Yikes, what's up with Vazquez? If it's magically undetectable PEDs, he needs to share them with Benintendi immediately.