Today is Morgan Magic Day -- Post Like You Want To Win

Bernie Carbohydrate

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Dec 2, 2001
South Carolina via Dorchestah
It is July 10, 2019.

On July 10, 1988, at the end of the All Star break, Walpole Joe Morgan took over as manager of an under-performing Sox nine and led them to the playoffs.That team was 43-42 at the break.

We don't need a new manager -- Cora is no "Happy to be .500" McNamara -- but we must summon the spirit of 1988 and make a run, SoSH.

Fact is, the posting here on the main board has been .500 at best. The bullpen thread reminds me of Dennis Lamp -- ya know you need one, but you're never happy to see it.

We got seven pages on Blake Swihart -- pride of Rio Rancho . Nobody weeps harder for Blake than I do -- I wrote 10,000 words on him for the ole DOTCOM. Looks like Fisky, plays like Marc Sullivan. Gave old Gammo his last hard-on. But Blake is gone -- back to the West from whence he came, tall, reluctant, hero amongst the tumbleweeds, still fumbling for his six-shooter.

The Trade Deadline thread included a Danny Duffy mention. I don't know who that is and I shan't dignify that thread by googling him. That's malaise -- Jimmy Carter putting on a sweater, the Trade Deadline Thread incapable of proposing an improbable blockbuster.

So in the second half of this hangover season, we need to post looser, riskier -- Joe Morgan hunches, like starting .200 hitting Jody Reed instead of sending his ass to Pawtucket.

July 10 -- two , six, and even.