The Game Ball Thread: HOLY SHIT ZOMBIE PATS

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Caspir said:
Harbaugh's basically whipped out his cock and started slapping Belichick and Patricia in the face with it.
 
Gameball to Harbaugh's cock for waking them up I guess.

My kids learned some new words tonight. And that's saying something, they go to Worcester public schools.
 

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H78 said:
I have a confession.
 
My laptop was plugged in for the first two Ravens scores.
 
Then I unplugged it when I shifted to the other side of the couch and the Pats scored twice.
 
My battery was about to die so I plugged it in again and the Ravens scored twice. I figured out what was happening so I unplugged it again. Then the Pats scored twice.
 
I needed a little bit more of a charge so I plugged it in for five minutes and unplugged it, then the Ravens got a field goal and then the Pats scored. I left it unplugged from there on out.
 
I was almost the goat.
Nice job
 

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H78 said:
I have a confession.
 
My laptop was plugged in for the first two Ravens scores.
 
Then I unplugged it when I shifted to the other side of the couch and the Pats scored twice.
 
My battery was about to die so I plugged it in again and the Ravens scored twice. I figured out what was happening so I unplugged it again. Then the Pats scored twice.
 
I needed a little bit more of a charge so I plugged it in for five minutes and unplugged it, then the Ravens got a field goal and then the Pats scored. I left it unplugged from there on out.
 
I was almost the goat.
Can you get a spare battery before next week that so you can swap them out every quarter to charge without plugging in the laptop?
 

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The offense in general gets tha ball.

But let three things be remembered:

1) Someone FINALLY hoisted the Ravens on their own petard by intercepting that goddamn, cynical, cheap, deliberate PI ploy pass. And it came at a time that it fucked them the most. THANK YOU, Mr. Harmon.

2) Danny Amendola finally showed up at the perfect time. I think we can all cut him some slack.

3) Brady is still good in the playoffs.
 

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If you take out that, what I think was terrible, PI call against Revis, he really wasn't that bad. Got beaten once by Smith on 3rd and goal, but he basically completely shut him out of the second half, other than that hold, which will usually go uncalled. I think it was also a smart hold by Revis.
 
Amendola and Brady were just superior tonight. Vollmer was fucking amazing, as well. Solder deserves some love, as well.
 

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The Gillette crowd for singing along to The Outfield's 'Your Love'.

"I don't wanna lose your love, toniiiiiight!"
 

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H78 said:
I have a confession.
 
My laptop was plugged in for the first two Ravens scores.
 
Then I unplugged it when I shifted to the other side of the couch and the Pats scored twice.
 
My battery was about to die so I plugged it in again and the Ravens scored twice. I figured out what was happening so I unplugged it again. Then the Pats scored twice.
 
I needed a little bit more of a charge so I plugged it in for five minutes and unplugged it, then the Ravens got a field goal and then the Pats scored. I left it unplugged from there on out.
 
I was almost the goat.
Going to have to go to the commercial break charge. Luckily this is the nfl so your battery will not suffer.
 

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8slim said:
The Gillette crowd for singing along to The Outfield's 'Your Love'.

"I don't wanna lose your love, toniiiiiight!"
Why? The Ravens got a key first down.
 

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@cpriceNFL Wilfork on Edelman"s TD pass: Awesome. Awesome. He looked like me.
 
 
 
..Browner says he won't miss any games. Hope for the best for Stork.
 

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snowmanny said:
How did that work?
Just really impressed that the staff wasn't bogged down with constipated thinking like "you have to run to set up the pass". To use an over used but entirely applicable phrase they just went all in on the passing game. One rush all second half and it was a QB sneak. They played a game like they couldn't afford to waste a down and they didn't in the second half and that was impressive.
 

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Similar to H78 Confession 
 
When they were down by 2 TDs, I started to delete football related podcasts. Then they came back, and I forgot to delete more. Down by two again, deleted several more. Comeback to tie. Goes down by a FG, more deletion. Pretty much deleted all of them -- WIN. 
 

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Sounds like Browner is fine, and he was actually benched. Browner himself said that Ryan was a better matchup, which I think is kind of an awesome bit of humility.
 

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Ed Hillel said:
Sounds like Browner is fine, and he was actually benched. Browner himself said that Ryan was a better matchup, which I think is kind of an awesome bit of humility.
 
Interesting
 

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soxhop411 said:
 
shalise manza young ‏@shalisemyoung  25s25 seconds ago
 
Browner chatting with reporters in locker room, says he's fine...no sign of Stork though
 
 
Yeah, Stork looks done. That was a rough hit. I guess the good news is that I think you'll basically be seeing very similar offensive gameplans from here on out with the quick passes. The offense will be all on Brady, which I am certainly ok with.
 

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Refs clearly fucked up that last clock sequence right?

OL won decisively in pass protection
Brady Amendola Edelman basically b the whole offense
 

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Brady: "Maybe they ought to study the rulebook, it was a real good look for us" in regards to the 4 offensive linemen.
 

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Stitch01 said:
Refs clearly fucked up that last clock sequence right?

OL won decisively in pass protection
Brady Amendola Edelman basically b the whole offense
 
How so? Looked ok to me, I thought.
 

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99 seconds left starting the drive 40 between plays how did three plays and setting the clock take 5 seconds?
 

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Harbaugh "refusing to comment" on question from reporter on whether he thoughts Pats were unethical in use of eligibilty rule.
 

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Game balls:
McDaniels
Gronk
Edelman
Vereen
Brady minus one pass

Goats
Game threaders.
 

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Two plays that are underrated:
 
1. Chung on the end zone throw to Daniels. That made it a FG attempt rather than a TD. 
 
2. Rogan Ryan for pushing Smith down after McC batted the ball out of the end zone. There as a small but gut-wrecking chance that he catches it to run it into the end zone. 
 
And Kline, Harmon, Ryan, all stepped up. 
 

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Byrdbrain said:
There will be a rule change regarding that over the offseason, I don't know what it will be but there will be something.
 
Why? They had 4 guys blocking 5 men and their RB couldn't be involved in the play.
 

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If the Patriots seal the deal, Brady's pass and Lafell's catch will forever live in Patriots lore.