The Bill Simmons Thread

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Oh, I'm ALL IN on watching that.

Coincidentally, I just got tix to see the Yacht Lobsters on 12/13. :)
Fantastic!

Mrs sezwho was only vaguely aware of the yacht rock concept, which thanks to the clip above I can now describe as ‘like Michael McDonald, Christopher Cross or Kenny Loggins it can rock, but not too hard, and is the best music for sitting down dancing’

Think she got it…
 

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I'd call that relevant from a week to week perspective, but nothing at all once the season is over. If you don't make the final four, there's little reason for anyone other than fans of the team to remember what you did. From a historical standpoint, I think it's perfectly fair to say that the Cowboys have been irrelevant for nearly 30 years. 4th longest active conference finals drought, only behind Miami (31 years), Washington (32 years) and Cleveland (34 years). Nice company.
It's a terribly awful-good show, full of the worst Sorkin-isms, but there was a great quote from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip.

WILSON
I just told you not to call me Sir. If you want her to cook the meal, you gotta let her shop for the groceries. Anything else?

JACK
No.

WILSON
Tell your kids to learn Mandarin. (leaves)

JORDAN
Who said that?

JACK
Who said what?

JORDAN
If you want me to cook the meal, you gotta let me shop for the groceries.

JACK
Bill Parcells.

JORDAN
Who’s that?

JACK
A football coach who hasn't won a playoff game in nine years.
This was 2006.
 

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Bill is extremely afraid that the current NBA stars don't have the same cache of guys that have been around for 15+ years.
 

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Bill is extremely afraid that the current NBA stars don't have the same cache of guys that have been around for 15+ years.
He's not wrong. The NBA athletes who came up in a post-network/cable TV world have way less cachet than the 90s/00s/10s stars who still could use advertising to launch themselves.

Your average non-sports fan in the 90s probably knew who David Robinson was from the "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood" campaign (directed by David Fincher btw). I don't think a non-sports fan could pick Anthony Edwards out of a lineup.
 

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"Home Alone is not a Christmas movie" is his Apex Mountain of crazy takes.



He's not wrong. The NBA athletes who came up in a post-network/cable TV world have way less cachet than the 90s/00s/10s stars who still could use advertising to launch themselves.

Your average non-sports fan in the 90s probably knew who David Robinson was from the "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood" campaign (directed by David Fincher btw). I don't think a non-sports fan could pick Anthony Edwards out of a lineup.
The Q rating of pro athletes might be at its lowest number ever right now.

Other than these 5 guys, how many current pro athletes do you think the average person can identify if shown a video of them walking in street clothes?

Lebron
Steph
Ohtani
Kelce
Mahomes

My point is that this isn't just an NBA problem.
 

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I doubt Ohtani and maybe even Kelce. I think Judge over Ohtani but probably neither. My stupid QB probably gets recognized.

Real evidence for death of monoculture.
 

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The issue is Bill doesn't seem to acknowledge that the current most famous NBA players are guys who have been around for 15+ years, been on commercials for decades, been in the Finals a million times, it takes time to establish national familiarity for any celebrity, and even more time today. It will naturally take years of Finals appearances for someone like Tatum or Luka to become as popular as Steph or LeBron.
 

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The issue is Bill doesn't seem to acknowledge that the current most famous NBA players are guys who have been around for 15+ years, been on commercials for decades, been in the Finals a million times, it takes time to establish national familiarity for any celebrity, and even more time today. It will naturally take years of Finals appearances for someone like Tatum or Luka to become as popular as Steph or LeBron.
Bill is not wrong. LeBron was famous fast. Tatum has regularly been in East Finals for a while and isn’t close to that. These guys are nowhere near as famous as Jordan was before he won a title. I think no one is as famous as people used to be. Swift is it.
 

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Bill is not wrong. LeBron was famous fast. Tatum has regularly been in East Finals for a while and isn’t close to that. These guys are nowhere near as famous as Jordan was before he won a title. I think no one is as famous as people used to be. Swift is it.
Correct. Time won't make Tatum, Edwards, Luka, or Jokic more famous.

The pre-internet 2.0 / streaming media environment made Kobe a huge star by his 2nd year. He started the All Star game before he was a starter for the Lakers.
 

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Bill is not wrong. LeBron was famous fast. Tatum has regularly been in East Finals for a while and isn’t close to that. These guys are nowhere near as famous as Jordan was before he won a title. I think no one is as famous as people used to be. Swift is it.
Lebron is his own unique case, this guy was on the cover of sports illustrated (back when that meant something) as a junior in high school. I don't think it's at all impossible for Tatum to end up with a Q rating similar to Steph or Durant, but it will take a lot of winning. Those two were absolutely not relevant from a national (non-NBA) perspective when they were 26, even though they both had won MVP at that point (and Steph had his first title).
 

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Bill’s right and wrong. Right in the sense that it’s difficult for any athlete to become broadly popular given how fragmented our culture is today. Wrong in the sense that comparing Curry to Anthony Edwards is absurd on multiple levels.

FWIW, here’s a list of the most popular athletes in America today. This is from 6 months of survey data from May - September 2024.
 

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Bill’s right and wrong. Right in the sense that it’s difficult for any athlete to become broadly popular given how fragmented our culture is today. Wrong in the sense that comparing Curry to Anthony Edwards is absurd on multiple levels.

FWIW, here’s a list of the most popular athletes in America today. This is from 6 months of survey data from May - September 2024.
Biles is interesting to me in that I didn’t think of her but I bet both of my kids could identify her. Most of the other guys on that chart are pretty old or retired.

Edwards jumps off the screen but no one is watching Minnesota basketball yet.
 

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I doubt Ohtani and maybe even Kelce. I think Judge over Ohtani but probably neither. My stupid QB probably gets recognized.

Real evidence for death of monoculture.
Do not underestimate the Taylor Swift factor. My 13 year old Swiftie niece informed me today that her favorite football player is Travis Kelce even though she admits "I don't know anything about football at all." She only knows his name because of Swift, and I very much doubt she's alone.
 

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Do not underestimate the Taylor Swift factor. My 13 year old Swiftie niece informed me today that her favorite football player is Travis Kelce even though she admits "I don't know anything about football at all." She only knows his name because of Swift, and I very much doubt she's alone.
My 10 year old daughter wanted to watch the Super Bowl last year to see Kelce. She cheers if she sees the Chiefs on tv. She doesn’t watch sports and I doubt she could name another athlete outside of female Olympic gymnasts.
 

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Biles is interesting to me in that I didn’t think of her but I bet both of my kids could identify her. Most of the other guys on that chart are pretty old or retired.

Edwards jumps off the screen but no one is watching Minnesota basketball yet.
It’s also a function of the survey being in the run up and shortly after the Olympics. I doubt she’d be there if the poll was held last year or next year.
 

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Bill’s right and wrong. Right in the sense that it’s difficult for any athlete to become broadly popular given how fragmented our culture is today. Wrong in the sense that comparing Curry to Anthony Edwards is absurd on multiple levels.

FWIW, here’s a list of the most popular athletes in America today. This is from 6 months of survey data from May - September 2024.
Maybe I live in a total bubble, but Messi being #1 for the USA seems batshit insane to me with Jordan, Brady, and LeBron on the list, love them or hate them. Unless I'm misreading it.
 

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Maybe I live in a total bubble, but Messi being #1 for the USA seems batshit insane to me with Jordan, Brady, and LeBron on the list, love them or hate them. Unless I'm misreading it.
I don’t know if he passes the street clothes test, I would think Ronaldo is easier to pick out but World Cup and biggest soccer star in the world means in context of sports he is a huge star.
 

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I don’t know if he passes the street clothes test, I would think Ronaldo is easier to pick out but World Cup and biggest soccer star in the world means in context of sports he is a huge star.
Globally, absolutely. I just don't know if soccer is that popular in the USA yet, despite it's ever growing popularity. I could very well be wrong. In any other country I wouldn't blink an eye at him being #1.
 

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Globally, absolutely. I just don't know if soccer is that popular in the USA yet, despite it's ever growing popularity. I could very well be wrong. In any other country I wouldn't blink an eye at him being #1.
My youngest is in eighth grade. When I’d drop her off at elementary school a few years ago half of the kids were wearing Messi Barca shirts.

She’s not a sports fan (she once proudly informed her friend that her favorite Celtic was LeBron)but she knows Travis Kelce and “loves” the Chiefs.
 

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Globally, absolutely. I just don't know if soccer is that popular in the USA yet, despite it's ever growing popularity. I could very well be wrong. In any other country I wouldn't blink an eye at him being #1.
I think part of the issue here is that anyone who follows soccer would instantly recognize Messi or Ronaldo, whereas even a fairly big football fan might not recognize Josh Allen or Travis Kelce without his uniform.
 

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Bill’s right and wrong. Right in the sense that it’s difficult for any athlete to become broadly popular given how fragmented our culture is today. Wrong in the sense that comparing Curry to Anthony Edwards is absurd on multiple levels.

FWIW, here’s a list of the most popular athletes in America today. This is from 6 months of survey data from May - September 2024.
im sorry, I didn’t listen to this Simmons podcast (and honestly I won’t)…how did he compare Edwards to Curry? I don’t see any ways that they are similar at all other than they both play in the NBA (which I wouldn’t put past Bill at all)
 

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Maybe I live in a total bubble, but Messi being #1 for the USA seems batshit insane to me with Jordan, Brady, and LeBron on the list, love them or hate them. Unless I'm misreading it.
I'm trying to figure out the reason, too.
It’s a simple survey question that’s been run for 30 years as part of a much broader survey about sports fandom and media usage. I both used it and helped curate some questions for years. It’s a great tool, really high quality research.

Respondents (2,000 a month) are asked who is their favorite athlete. They name one. The question is asked of people aged 12 and up.

Look at the %s, they’re small. Needless to say, there’s a ton of fragmentation when you ask someone who is their favorite. Middle age Sox fans like folks here might say Pedro.

People under 20 who have grown up following international soccer might say Messi. Or the might say Briles or Caitlyn Clark.
 

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im sorry, I didn’t listen to this Simmons podcast (and honestly I won’t)…how did he compare Edwards to Curry? I don’t see any ways that they are similar at all other than they both play in the NBA (which I wouldn’t put past Bill at all)
Bill was lamenting that today’s young NBA stars don’t have the mainstream awareness of Curry, LeBron, etc. Which in the case of Curry is silly since he didn’t become a star until GS won titles.

A lot of the pod was like that, Bill talking about how the young players aren’t as famous, that young fans think the wrong older players were good because of Tik Tok highlights, etc.

His pods with Klosterman can get rough at times, IMHO. It seems to bring out “Pontificating Bill” which isn’t always a great listen. And Klosterman has three contrived takes for every good one.

The funniest part was when Bill was wondering why “we” spend so much more time ranking NBA players historically than NFL players. “We”! As if Bill isn’t the person who does that the most of anyone on earth.
 

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Bill was lamenting that today’s young NBA stars don’t have the mainstream awareness of Curry, LeBron, etc. Which in the case of Curry is silly since he didn’t become a star until GS won titles.

A lot of the pod was like that, Bill talking about how the young players aren’t as famous, that young fans think the wrong older players were good because of Tik Tok highlights, etc.

His pods with Klosterman can get rough at times, IMHO. It seems to bring out “Pontificating Bill” which isn’t always a great listen. And Klosterman has three contrived takes for every good one.

The funniest part was when Bill was wondering why “we” spend so much more time ranking NBA players historically than NFL players. “We”! As if Bill isn’t the person who does that the most of anyone on earth.
Bill has always loved the chide other media outlets, especially when it comes to creating fake controversies, and quite frankly, as a major consumer of all types of sports media, he does it as much - if not more - than every other outlet save for say shows that legit billed as such (First Take or Get Up)
 

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Bill was lamenting that today’s young NBA stars don’t have the mainstream awareness of Curry, LeBron, etc. Which in the case of Curry is silly since he didn’t become a star until GS won titles.

A lot of the pod was like that, Bill talking about how the young players aren’t as famous, that young fans think the wrong older players were good because of Tik Tok highlights, etc.

His pods with Klosterman can get rough at times, IMHO. It seems to bring out “Pontificating Bill” which isn’t always a great listen. And Klosterman has three contrived takes for every good one.

The funniest part was when Bill was wondering why “we” spend so much more time ranking NBA players historically than NFL players. “We”! As if Bill isn’t the person who does that the most of anyone on earth.
I love them. Klosterman has his own flaws, but he's kind of a much smarter, self-aware midwestern version of Bill, and he calls Bill out on his bullshit.
 

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The great thing about Klosterman is he is going to come at topics in a way I cannot predict. I really like that. It is well beyond the correctness of whatever he is saying. I just want to hear some shit I haven’t heard before.
 

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The funniest part was when Bill was wondering why “we” spend so much more time ranking NBA players historically than NFL players. “We”! As if Bill isn’t the person who does that the most of anyone on earth.
This is absolutely hilarious and may be peak Simmons.

Reminds me of when he talked about how stupid it was to rank NBA MVP contenders too early…I think days before he did his top 10 MVP comtenders.
 

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The great thing about Klosterman is he is going to come at topics in a way I cannot predict. I really like that. It is well beyond the correctness of whatever he is saying. I just want to hear some shit I haven’t heard before.
This is where I'm at, I can disagree with what Chuck says but like to hear his takes on stuff. No more complicated than that.
 

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Bill's Yact Rock dockumentary was delightful. It's funny, I had forgotten all about how that genre was called "Soft Rock" back in the day. Those guys should definitely embrace the Yacht Rock nomenclature over Soft Rock.
 

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Bill's Yact Rock dockumentary was delightful. It's funny, I had forgotten all about how that genre was called "Soft Rock" back in the day. Those guys should definitely embrace the Yacht Rock nomenclature over Soft Rock.
I would have already given it a great review, and then the Donald Fagen phone call took it up a few notches...
 

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Bill's Yact Rock dockumentary was delightful. It's funny, I had forgotten all about how that genre was called "Soft Rock" back in the day. Those guys should definitely embrace the Yacht Rock nomenclature over Soft Rock.
I watched it last night and loved it. I did not connect the dots about how deeply Toto was involved with "Thriller," and I read album covers!
 

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Soft rock was never my thing, but all those songs were so familiar, and so part of my younger partying days. Yacht Rock was a fun and nostalgic watch. In many regards it reminded me of the Wrecking Crew doc and the invisible studios musicians who were responsible for a lot of memorable studio music in the 60s.
 

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Trying to picture Meghan Markle coming back from GNC with a giant bucket of testosterone boosters for her guy Rusillo while he's in the middle of a delt sesh in the garage. What could have been.