The "All Noun" Team

Ale Xander

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Some (I think) unmentioned ones:
Ty Cobb
Cap Anson
Rod Carew
Brooks Robinson
Duke Snyder
Buddy Bell
David Cone

And
Derek Jeter. . .which means "anus face" in SOSHian.
What noun is Ty Cobb?
Cob, sure. Not Cobb. (Yes Cobb)

Edit: I stand corrected

Cobb: A building material consisting of clay, sand, straw, water, and earth, similar to adobe
 

Sad Sam Jones

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All Verb Team:

C: Harry Spies
1B: Ernie Banks
2B: Bid McPhee
SS: Joe Tinker
3B: Maury Wills
LF: Barry Bonds
CF: Earle Combs
RF: Enos Slaughter
DH: Hack Wilson
SP: Kid Nichols
SP: Billy Pierce
RP: Rollie Fingers
 

Ale Xander

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All adjective team could have a good pitching staff with Sandy Koufax, Cy Young, Vida Blue, etc
 

Rovin Romine

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More Adj.s

Urban Shocker (gets to appear twice, or team captain)
Frank Robinson
Frank Thomas
Randy Johnson
Pete Rose
Red Farber
Kevn Brown
Pee Wee Reese
Red Ruffing
 

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PS - I wonder if one could do an "All Verb" team.
You've probably gotta include Roger Clemens. And possibly give JD Drew a bench spot.

Edit: The Nouns already have a pretty deep squad but Shohei BigValley might warrant some consideration.
 

Rovin Romine

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I think it would be fun to compare three teams: all ADJ, all VERB and all NOUN.

To give some parity, we should consider peak seasons only, and allow no repeats; due to NOUNs natural spending advantage, a mixed NOUN-VERB player will always default to VERB. Likewise a mixed NOUN-ADJ or VERB-ADJ will always go to the ADJ team.

I wonder if they're close, competition wise.
 

Papo The Snow Tiger

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I feel really dirty even bringing up his name, but Bucky DENT would meet the criteria. Now if we could get Chaim BLOOM to run the team maybe he could trade him to the lead pipe nominee team for a couple of prospects.
 

edoug

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More Adj.s

Urban Shocker (gets to appear twice, or team captain)
Frank Robinson
Frank Thomas
Randy Johnson
Pete Rose
Red Farber
Kevn Brown
Pee Wee Reese
Red Ruffing
You forgot a Pesky shortstop and a Butch third baseman.