Super Bowl LVII - Chiefs vs Eagles in Glendale

[Ale Xander]

These aren’t the expensive commercials yet, right?

 

[BornToRun]

“they’re”? I guess I contain multitudes

I didn’t want to assume.

edit: though your name might’ve contained a useful hint.

 

[DJnVa]

I meant that the NFL is glossing over an ugly truth for more Patriotism.

Shorter...
View: https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1624915180986441728

Meh. The piece was about the people benefiting from the scholarship.

 

[Philip Jeff Frye]

more commercials then the kick off at 6:42?

Optimist

 

[DJnVa]

ANOTHER FUCKING PUFF PIECE THING?

WTH

 

[kartvelo]

keyboard cat RIP

 

[Ale Xander]

Eagles fan narrating this piece seems like karmic KC win.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Prediction: this game thread is going to suck

How could it with Patrick Mahomes playing?????

 

[DJnVa]

What??? These were kids with a dream???

NO WAY.

 

[streeter88]

Optimist

lol. honestly doesn't matter. longer the delay the better actually

 

[Pitt the Elder]

Alright, I've turned on the game without watching a single second of pre game fluff stuff, not even the national anthem or coin flip. Very happy with that move.

 

[jose melendez]

So don’t focus on education.

 

[Brand Name]

OH MY GOD KICK OFF ALREADY

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

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Puppies can't take a knee, so he's going with the next best option.

 

[glennhoffmania]

I'm already bored.

 

[BornToRun]

What??? These were kids with a dream???

NO WAY.

How many were from blue collar towns?

 

[Obscure Name]

This is fucking dumb.

 

[ngruz25]

PLAY THE GAME, DEAR GOD.

 

[Ale Xander]

JFC kick off already

 

[EddieYost]

Oh for crying out loud.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Kick the fucking ball already.

 

[DJnVa]

Who cares about any of this?

 

[Marbleheader]

This is some bullshit

 

[glennhoffmania]

What is happening now? Why is Doug Williams there?

 

[Obscure Name]

Who was the dude struggling to bench 2 plates and how did he do at the combine?

 

[fenwaypaul]

The last 30 minutes have served as a painful reminder of why I normally don't tune in until the ball is placed on the kicking tee.

 

[glennhoffmania]

Oh for crying out loud.

Hi Eddie.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

What is happening now? Why is Doug Williams there?

I think starting the game for the first two black QB Super Bowl?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Annnnd all the score bug leaks were fake.

 

[Coachster]

Will this fucking thing ever start?

 

[johnmd20]

That was a lot of preamble.

 

[DJnVa]

TRIVIA--Who is the only QB to beat Hurts this season?

 

[streeter88]

i got kick off at 6:44pm / 10:44 AEDT.

 

[ngruz25]

It's weird not hearing familiar voices in the Super Bowl broadcast.

 

[EddieYost]

Hi Eddie.

Hi GHoff

 

[DeadlySplitter]

TRIVIA--Who is the only QB to beat Hurts this season?

Heinicke

 

[BornToRun]

TRIVIA--Who is the only QB to beat Hurts this season?

Wentz?

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

I tuned in at 6:40 only to be annoyed by 4 minutes of horseshit.

 

[canderson]

nm

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

The massive logo on the 25 looks distracting on my tv.

 

[Brand Name]

TRIVIA--Who is the only QB to beat Hurts this season?

Heinicke. Also the home quarterback from Tom Brady's lone ever road wild card game.

 

[canderson]

Annnnd all the score bug leaks were fake.

Wait what? I missed something apparently

 

[luckiestman]

Punishing hits from KC.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Oh man, I looooooathe the Chiefs.

 

[ifmanis5]

Helmet to helmet.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The irrepressible JALEN HURT$!

 

[luckiestman]

Helmet to helmet.

Not a penalty, afaik

 

[johnmd20]

Let's go Eagles!

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Clear helmet-to-helmet shot on Smith.

 

[johnmd20]

The irrepressible JALEN HURT$!

They doubted him.