Super Bowl LVII - Chiefs vs Eagles in Glendale

[Marbleheader]

That was horrible

 

[mauf]

Hot take, America the Beautiful should absolutely be the USA's national anthem. By far a better song.

Absolutely.

 

[Ale Xander]

That will be the second best part today

(after Riri)

 

[ifmanis5]

Even Verhoeven would be like, maybe a bit much.

 

[sueh1]

Who was the guy crying?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

For fuck’s sake.

 

[Tangled Up In Red]

I thought that was a pretty good anthem. Didn't try to do too much.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Hot take, America the Beautiful should absolutely be the USA's national anthem. By far a better song.

Nobody dies in "America the Beautiful," you dirty commie.

 

[luckiestman]

Who was the guy crying?

Eagles HC I believe

 

[luckiestman]

Absolutely.

So much for norms

 

[brandonchristensen]

Who was the guy crying?

Matt Patricia just told him he’s not playing

 

[BornToRun]

Nobody dies in "America the Beautiful," you dirty commie.

I vote for Battle Hymn of the Republic.

 

[mr_smith02]

Eagles HC I believe

In the pregame they said he listens to Whitney Houston's National Anthem often and that it motivates him.

 

[aksoxfan]

There are millions of people in this country who could do what that guy just did. And they aren’t even celebrities.

 

[ifmanis5]

Hot take, America the Beautiful should absolutely be the USA's national anthem. By far a better song.

Hotter take, the real answer is 'Hey Ya.'

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

It's kind of easy. Root against Travis Kelce. So go Birds. Done.

Last night my daughter came over for dinner and we were talking about the game and hating both teams. I said it would have been great if the other Kelce was a CB and the first play of the game involved a screen pass to Kelce1 and Kelce2 knocked him right the fuck out and took himself out as well, ending the whole Mama Kelce bullshit right off the bat. My wife was like “what the hell is wrong with you?”

 

[canderson]

Who was the guy crying?

Sirianni, PHL’s head coach

 

[Pablo's TB Lover]

"Prekick Show"? It's 6:33!

 

[DJnVa]

There are millions of people in this country who could do what that guy just did. And they aren’t even celebrities.

lol

These takes that Stapleton doesn't have a great voice are...well, they're something.

 

[Scott Cooper's Grand Slam]

Sign language guy looks like discount Bruce Springsteen.

That’s Troy Kotsur! He starred in CODA. It’s a fantastic family film. Watch it!

Obligatory: username checks out.

 

[EddieYost]

I will take the over in the 6:40 kickoff

 

[BornToRun]

Now begins the annual “Making Pat Tillman roll over in his grave” ceremony.

 

[ifmanis5]

Line of duty = friendly fire.

 

[Ale Xander]

MOAR Patriotism (without the Patriots)

 

[luckiestman]

There are millions of people in this country who could do what that guy just did. And they aren’t even celebrities.

Prediction: this game thread is going to suck

 

[joe dokes]

I thought that was a pretty good anthem. Didn't try to do too much.

Sounded less like a triumphant military march and more like what civil war soldiers sang before a battle from which they knew they weren't returning. But it sounded great. Had soul.

 

[DJnVa]

Line of duty = friendly fire.

Line of duty doesn't mean enemy fire.

 

[ngruz25]

This feels even more ghoulish than usual.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Play the fucking game.

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

This would have been appropriate maybe an hour or so ago.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Prediction: this game thread is going to suck

Going way out on a limb, aren't ya.

 

[Ale Xander]

This would have been appropriate maybe an hour or so ago.

Or week 2

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Prediction: this game thread is going to suck

You don't expect greatness from a bunch of degerates who have nothing better to do during Americas annual orgy?

 

[aksoxfan]

Prediction: this game thread is going to suck

Let’s do our best to make you happy.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I forgot how bad the pre-game pageantry is

 

[mauf]

View: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1624913456796254209?s=20&t=P_rawEcfOGTOEOZWMURlHA

 

[Philip Jeff Frye]

I forgot how bad the pre-game pageantry is

It is certainly forgettable.

 

[Brand Name]

I keep hearing Fabershea Flynt as Faberge and I keep thinking how even more luxurious SB ticket prices are...

 

[Ale Xander]

That flip was horrible

 

[mauf]

I forgot how bad the pre-game pageantry is

It’s not usually this bad. The game typically kicks off by 6:30.

 

[LogansDad]

lol

These takes that Stapleton doesn't have a great voice are...well, they're something.

Yeah. People are strange.

 

[BornToRun]

Let’s do our best to make you happy.

Pretty sure they’re a Jets fan. Not sure that “happy” is in their inventory.

 

[Obscure Name]

Tails never fails.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Fabrasha with a perfect flip is my highlight so far.

 

[ifmanis5]

Line of duty doesn't mean enemy fire.

I meant that the NFL is glossing over an ugly truth for more Patriotism.

Shorter...
View: https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1624915180986441728

 

[Brand Name]

Anytime I see Chris Pratt I always think: Why would his parents be so cruel as to name him after a fried rodent?

 

[luckiestman]

Pretty sure they’re a Jets fan. Not sure that “happy” is in their inventory.

“they’re”? I guess I contain multitudes

 

[streeter88]

more commercials then the kick off at 6:42?

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Is this an Onion commercial?

 

[joe dokes]

Yeah. People are strange.

Surprisingly enough, Pete Rozelle rejected the suggestion that Jim Morrison sing the anthem in Miami