Gonna pump myself up here, but I've FINALLY achieved a personal milestone, hitting 2000+ in 5 min blitz on chess.com. I've flirted with it repeatedly in the past, including getting into the 1990s on multiple occasions only to choke it away the one game I needed, but I just took down a 1970 with the Caro Kann Exchange variation as a 1996 to break the hump to 2003. Now I kind of want to just retire the account, but given the curse we all have, I must now aim for 2100.
Sorry again for the self-aggrandizement, I'm just feeling chipper atm.