Schilling says he's leaving Boston to be with 'people that are nice'

Vandalman

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Heading to Tennessee

“Outside of our circle of friends, it hasn’t been a real pleasant experience in Boston,’’ Schilling told USA TODAY Sports. “So we’re just trying to find a place to live out our lives with happiness with people that are nice, and Tennessee is it.’’
 

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Thank you for 2004, Curt. Like really, thank you. Thank you x 1,000,000. Life changing, and you were a huge part of it.

I’ve always been committed to the idea that no matter what they did, every member of that team should never pay for a beer again in Boston.

Fortunately you won’t be in Boston anymore to test my commitment.

Because I’m not sure I’m that strong.
 

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I'm curious as to where he'll be in Tennessee. I'm guessing somewhere like Franklin.

Also: get fucked, Curt.
 

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I'm curious as to where he'll be in Tennessee. I'm guessing somewhere like Franklin.

Also: get fucked, Curt.
Since he and the truth have been strangers lately, he's probably going there so that his pension and retirement dont get taxed, not because of "nice." I refuse to believe that people hassled him to his face especially over the last 12 months.
And since he and money are strangers, its probably generally less expensive to live there.
And since he and logic have been strangers for even longer, does he think that people can't rag him on the internet if he's in another state?
All he's doing here is shitting on this area, to invite a reaction so he can claim he was right all along.
 

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I mean, we are jerks, but that's all part of the charm. Durgin Park would have broken him forever.
 

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I mean, we are jerks, but that's all part of the charm. Durgin Park would have broken him forever.
This is one of the most beautifully Boston posts I've ever seen on here.

A waitress at Durgin Park not-so-subtly hit on my great uncle. In front of my great aunt.
 

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I'm sure Shonda is super-psyched to move house and find new doctors as soon as her radiation is done. What an absolute disgrace of a human being he turned out to be.
 

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I thought he moved to Arizona a long time ago, but evidently not.
 

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Taylor Swift would wipe the floor with him in an election in Tennessee.
 

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I knew something was off with this guy when he asked me in a SoSH chat, in 2003, if I'd rather have A-Rod or Nomar playing short shop.
 

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Nashville is awesome. I hope he fucks off to somewhere else, though for Shonda’s sake I hope it’s at least close enough to commute to Vanderbilt.
 

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I'm sure Shonda is super-psyched to move house and find new doctors as soon as her radiation is done. What an absolute disgrace of a human being he turned out to be.
You don't think Curt discussed this with her before deciding unilaterally they would move?
 

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As a Massachusetts native currently living in Colorado, I have mixed feelings. I'm thrilled he's leaving my home state, but he's now about 450 miles closer to where I currently reside.

Stay the fuck away from Colorado.
 

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You don't think Curt discussed this with her before deciding unilaterally they would move?
I would actually not be shocked if he is doing exactly that. He is a narcissistic asshole.
 

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Curt really is a man without a home in America. He’s the man who never returned. Born in Anchorage. Not going back. Grew up in Western PA. Doesn’t go back. Moved to Arizona for high school. Too sunny for Shonda. Lived in Drew Bledsoe’s house. Sold it for $3M. Alienated most of Rhode Island and MA. Now moving to Tennessee. On the road again. Willie Nelson might have to change the lyrics for Curt.
 

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I'm sure he's moving to the Nashville area (better hospitals, nicer area, etc.)...could be Franklin, Brentwood, or Belle Meade. Doesn't hurt that they just phased out the Hall Income Tax in 2020, so none of his income will be subject to state income tax.
 

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Curt really is a man without a home in America. He’s the man who never returned. Born in Anchorage. Not going back. Grew up in Western PA. Doesn’t go back. Moved to Arizona for high school. Too sunny for Shonda. Lived in Drew Bledsoe’s house. Sold it for $3M. Alienated most of Rhode Island and MA. Now moving to Tennessee. On the road again. Willie Nelson might have to change the lyrics for Curt.
Every place I go people wind up not liking me and I have to leave because I'm miserable there.

Must be everyone else who is wrong.
 

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Curt has had enough with everyone here and he's leaving for good! Did you hear him?!? THIS TIME HE REALLY MEANS IT!

Meanwhile, Massachusetts sits on the sofa reading the paper.
 

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Curt really is a man without a home in America. He’s the man who never returned. Born in Anchorage. Not going back. Grew up in Western PA. Doesn’t go back. Moved to Arizona for high school. Too sunny for Shonda. Lived in Drew Bledsoe’s house. Sold it for $3M. Alienated most of Rhode Island and MA. Now moving to Tennessee. On the road again. Willie Nelson might have to change the lyrics for Curt.
 

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Curt really is a man without a home in America. He’s the man who never returned. Born in Anchorage. Not going back. Grew up in Western PA. Doesn’t go back. Moved to Arizona for high school. Too sunny for Shonda. Lived in Drew Bledsoe’s house. Sold it for $3M. Alienated most of Rhode Island and MA. Now moving to Tennessee. On the road again. Willie Nelson might have to change the lyrics for Curt.
Maybe Montague is still loved in Philly?
 

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So he wants/needs to be near a major city for medical access, but cities are generally liberal so that's hard. Place has to be mostly white, obviously, so Houston is out, so is Atlanta, as are the cities in Florida...Thank God Minnesota is cold or else he might have ended up in one of our burbs.