Real Fantasy- Draft

The Napkin

wise ass al kaprielian
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Jul 13, 2002
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I was going to pick Jones but couldn't think of a snarky why he's not wanted so EK it was. And hey, what's $6 million between friends. Canada will cover our bailout.
 

Dummy Hoy

Angry Pissbum
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Jul 22, 2006
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Falmouth
Thought about putting a pure sniper here, but I went with a well rounded player still capable of 30+ in Nikolaj Ehlers
 

PedroSpecialK

Comes at you like a tornado of hair and the NHL sa
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Dec 12, 2004
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Cambridge, MA
A 20 year old sniper to ride the top line with his countryman

Puck Stealing Korsiwunderkinds select LW Andrei Svechnikov
 

RIFan

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Jul 19, 2005
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Blackstone MA
Building a team of guys you hate when they are on other teams but love when they are on your team, the Cup Checks select RW Tom Wilson
 

thehitcat

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Nov 25, 2003
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Windham, ME
Shifting away from the obvious pick seems churlish. And we at Putin's Secret Stash love our old Russians so we'll take Ilya Kovalchuk L(well for us R)W, Washington Capitals. He'll play his off wing to skate with Ovi and Geno.
 

burstnbloom

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Jul 12, 2005
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Strong down the middle is my goal. Hopefully I can get this man a better supporting cast so we can find out who he really is.

C- Dylan Larkin, Detroit Red Wings
 

LogansDad

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Nov 15, 2006
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Alamogordo
I always feel bad when I take good players off the board for you guys, and I really like mostly unproven, but shiny things, and have determined that J.T. Milller will be the oldest player on my team, so in the interest of staying young, reaching, and continuing to pick players that nobody else probably wants, I am selecting:

Domink Kubalik, RW, CHI a 24 year old goal scorer, with absolutely no NHL track record before this season, to pair alongside Miller and Laine.
 

Haunted

The Man in the Box
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Aug 23, 2006
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The fun, to me, is the draft, not having a team. I’m fine if this takes a while, for whatever it’s worth.
 

Dummy Hoy

Angry Pissbum
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Jul 22, 2006
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Falmouth
Speaking of- do you have the capacity to cross out (or grey out) players who have already been taken?

And Flawness...no worries bud. This would be less fun without you, and we’ve got time.
 

Salem's Lot

Andy Moog! Andy God Damn Moog!
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Jul 15, 2005
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Gallows Hill
Speaking of- do you have the capacity to cross out (or grey out) players who have already been taken?

And Flawness...no worries bud. This would be less fun without you, and we’ve got time.
You can filter players that have already been taken out of the sample.
 

PedroSpecialK

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Dec 12, 2004
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To go along with my two Russian snipers and Mr. Josi, the PSKs select a bonafide #1 center in C Tyler Seguin
 

The Napkin

wise ass al kaprielian
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Jul 13, 2002
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You suck - go have a hot dog! I can't believe you criticized the dumpster fire that is USA hockey for not taking you and then flaming out.

Wait, you're a 30 goal scorer? And you were the leading scorer on a cup winning team? And they guys in the room seem to like you?

Come on down Phil Kessel!
 

NYCSox

chris hansen of goats
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May 19, 2004
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Finishing up the best top line in our league Team Eins Zwei Drai (last word intentionally misspelled) proudly select a 23 year old winger who has already scored 161 points in 197 NHL games. And with an AAV of about $21 million we filled up a top line while the Leafs could only get 2/3 of the way there.

Brock Boeser, RW

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