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Average Reds

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glennhoffmania said:
How do all you guys watch tv (or mlb.tv) at work?  I'm jealous.
 
Three easy steps.
 
1.  Notice that the Psssssst thread has been bumped.  ("Shit, someone must be tossing a no-no.")
2.  Check schedule for upcoming meetings. ("I guess I can blow off my 2 pm and move it to 2:30.")
3.  Close door and put on MLB.TV without sound. 
 

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I don't have a door.  Once in a while I'll watch on my phone but it's not a smart move.
 

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What if I need to watch for a while?  People will think I had a heart attack mid-shit and call 911. 
 
My boss watches soccer on his iPad half the time so I think I should be able to use my phone at my desk once in a while.
 

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glennhoffmania said:
What if I need to watch for a while?  
 
 
Start setting this up now. Take longer and longer each time you use the bathroom so it'll seem normal when you're streaming baseball.
 
Kinda like how Jim Brown always got up slowly so his opponents wouldn't know when he got up slowly because he was hurt.
 

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Average Reds said:
 
Get a better job. 
 
(I kid, I kid.)
 
Don't get me started.  They don't think anyone here needs an office.  Except HR people, of course, because what they do is far more confidential and important than anything anyone else does.
 

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Starting to get comical at this point.  For those not keeping track, that's 69 of the last 72 batters faced that he's retired.  And one was that BS hit batsmen. 
 

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1st time since 1962 expansion error that a team had perfect game through 5 in 3 straight games. K. Out 2.