Opening Night: Bruins @ Panthers

[Ale Xander]

Korpse

 

[cshea]

Swayman

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Swayman to start the 2nd?

 

[pedro1918]

They should cut Korpse right now.

 

[The Mort Report]

Holy shit Korpisalo sucks with rebounds

edit NM lost the puck

 

[SoxFanInCali]

So it's going to be one of those years where I always have to hold my breath the last minute of each period, I see.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Thank god they signed Swayman

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Yikes.

 

[Cotillion]

Bruins are doing nothing to help in front of him, but he’s also not doing anything on his own.

 

[barclay]

I'm for getting rid of Korpsy, his suckitude, and his bloated salary. Like now.

 

[tims4wins]

Who’s gonna play the other 20 games tho

 

[miracleofmidre]

Why did we take this guy back exactly? We’d be better off with a minimum salary player than this.

 

[ngruz25]

Lmao horrorshow. Korpisalo has the worst rebound control and I’ve ever seen.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Also, lol to “bIgGeSt DeFeNsE iN tHe LeAgUe”. 6’4” playing like 5’9” punks.

 

[locknload]

Are ESPN announcers high? Korpi has not been good

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

ESPN just said Korpisalo has been good. What the fuck are they watching exactly?

 

[Cotillion]

Just an ugly ugly 20 minutes.

 

[Ale Xander]

Who’s gonna play the other 20 games tho

Empty net, 6-5
Can’t be much worse

 

[RedOctober3829]

Embarrassing

 

[NYCSox]

Who’s gonna play the other 20 games tho

Get Bussi up before midnight.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

That panther roar is already pissing me off

 

[LogansDad]

Why did we take this guy back exactly? We’d be better off with a minimum salary player than this.

Cuz Sweeney got worked

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Who’s gonna play the other 20 games tho

I’ll take the EBUG, thank you very much

 

[bsl394]

Hope Swayman is ready to earn that salary.

 

[SoxFanInCali]

Thank god they signed Swayman

His agent must be mad, could have gotten a few more millions if he'd waited until after that period.

 

[Lupe Whalewatch]

If Swayman held out a few days later he could have added $10 mil to that deal.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

PK can GFH that guy is a clown posse all by himself

 

[RedOctober3829]

Goalie Bob isn’t this much of a miracle worker

 

[Diamond Don Aase]

Outscored. Outskated. Outshot. Outhit. Outplayed.

And a $20 million mistake with worse positioning than a shooter tutor.

Monty’s minions have set the bar pretty damn high for disasters to make landfall in Florida this week.

 

[Ale Xander]

Good job by Sweeney to wrap the Swayman deal up before this game

 

[cshea]

-2.5 GSAE

 

[RedOctober3829]

Outscored. Outskated. Outshot. Outhit. Outplayed.

And a $20 million mistake with worse positioning than a shooter tutor.

Monty’s minions have set the bar pretty damn high for disasters to make landfall in Florida this week.

Solid rant but who’s the $20 million mistake?

 

[cshea]

Korpisalo

 

[McBride11]

Great start to the season fellas

 

[j44thor]

Corpse is an appropriate moniker for tonight's game. They are the walking dead out there.

 

[Jordu]

Forwards getting dominated. Defensemen turning the puck over. Korpisalo overwhelmed and lost. What a way to start the year.

 

[The Mort Report]

Goalie Bob isn’t this much of a miracle worker

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

 

[catomatic]

Cuz Sweeney got worked

He got a high pick too, didn't he?

 

[Cotillion]

I can’t figure out what it is about the panthers forecheck that makes it the Bruins kryptonite. They aren’t always good clearing zone but they only struggle this badly against Florida.

and Panthers forecheck isn’t this dominant against other teams.

 

[The Mort Report]

Man I kinda tongue in cheeked that "Korpse" nickname, apparently I willed it into existence. The weirdest part is individually each goal can in some way be explained at least a bit, so I can understand what the crew was saying, but the totality of that period was terrible for him.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Swayman should have held out a little longer.

 

[Cotillion]

Man I kinda tongue in cheeked that "Korpse" nickname, apparently I willed it into existence. The weirdest part is individually each goal can in some way be explained at least a bit, so I can understand what the crew was saying, but the totality of that period was terrible for him.

He was under bombardment and his D did nothing to help him. Yet his rebound control did him no favors. Scary thing is the score could have actually been worse than 4-1

 

[Diamond Don Aase]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Fish? Loaves? Water to Wine? Teaching Denis Lemieux English? All well within Goalie Bob’s capabilities.

But Essensa would need all the witches in Salem to salvage the Finnish flop.

 

[cshea]

Period has already started. What’s the deal with the huge delays nowadays?

 

[IdiotKicker]

How is that not a cross check?

 

[cshea]

That is a ridiculous non-call

 

[IdiotKicker]

And that’s an elbow from Greer.

 

[The Mort Report]

Period has already started. What’s the deal with the huge delays nowadays?

I'd guess they want a little buffer if something awful happens

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

I'd guess they want a little buffer if something awful happens

Korpisalo’s in net for the second, how much worse can it get?

 

[Cotillion]

Always a good sign for a penalty when neither team can figure out what the penalty is.

 

[IdiotKicker]

What the fuck?