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[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

If he starts treating your moms the way I do he will be Odell Bang'em Junior

 

[johnmd20]

If he goes into politics, he could be Odell Grabbembythepussy.

Wait, am I doing this wrong?

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

If he gets a job for Hillary in IT, he'll be O'Del Etethem, Jr.

Very clever

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

If he goes into politics, he could be Odell Grabbembythepussy.

Wait, am I doing this wrong?

Nope, you nailed it.

 

[OCST]

Two thumbs up. There's a Rick Allen/Def Leppard joke in here somewhere to circle this back to the drummer thing, but I can't work a decent one out. I'm stumped.

What has five arms and chows box?

Spoiler

the Indigo Girls and the drummer from Def Leppard

 

[SumnerH]

If he starts offering lots of tech advice and yelling at MRA types, he could be Odell Blacken Jr.

 

[koufax32]

This is what it would be like if Fezzik was a SoSher.

 

[bankshot1]

If he's not happy, the G-Men should set a price, get what they can, and O Sell Beckham Jr.

 

[tims4wins]

If he quits on the team will they tell him Go to hell Beckham Jr?

 

[Spelunker]

If he quits on the team will they tell him Go to hell Beckham Jr?

Well after he washes out of American football he can pick up the international version and be O'Dave Beckham Jr

 

[dbn]

Well after he washes out of American football he can pick up the international version and be O'Dave Beckham Jr

If he played in the EPL, where would he live, though? If only there were an appropriate place, say a little village off the A509 north-east of Milton Keynes.

 

[Marciano490]

I don't even understand my child anymore.

 

[dbn]

I don't even understand my child anymore.

Twelve clergymen with bells, books, and candles have exorcised that which haunts Odell before; perhaps they could do it again?

 

[Marciano490]

Twelve clergymen with bells, books, and candles have exorcised that which haunts Odell before; perhaps they could do it again?

I'm just sitting here working on I hope when he's cut he doesn't have to become a gigolo named Hodell Beckham Jr. joke and y'all are on some next level reference kick.

 

[reggiecleveland]

He could buy the Browns and be Art Modell Beckam JR.

 

[dbn]

No, but if he's suspended for PEDs, he'll be the Pharma in O'Dell

That deserved some love.

He could buy the Browns and be Art Modell Beckam JR.

Gold.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

He could buy the Browns and be Art Modell Beckam JR.

My favorite in a sea of overall brilliance. Well done Reg

 

[Brand Name]

If he chose to enter the female reproduction medical field in his post-playing days, he'd be OBJYN.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Dammit, I change my mind. New thread winner, Delonte.

 

[Marciano490]

Yeah, that's sublime.

 

[acf69]

If he continues his antics without the Giants staff correcting him his teammates will call him O'Hell Beckham Jr.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

If he does a Kidz Bop cover version of Beyonce's last album, it'll be Odell's Lemonade Jr.

 

[Rick Burlesons Yam Bag]

He and I are in the same fraternity together.

Brodell Beckham Jr.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

After he hangs em up and invests in agriculture he will be known as Farmerinthedell Beckham Jr.

 

[Soxy]

He could combine his love of futuristic hip-hop concept albums and sugary sweet pork products to become Odelltron 3030 Honey Baked Ham Jr.

 

[hube]

Then move them to Baltimore and rename them the Ravens, and then himself - Edgar Allan Poedell Beckham, Jr.

(sorry all, I screwed up the quote function)

 

[dbn]

After he hangs em up and invests in agriculture he will be known as Farmerinthedell Beckham Jr.

Already done, and better. Read the thread. This is important.

 

[TFisNEXT]

When he loses a step a few years down the road, he'll be known as Slowdell Beckham Jr.

OR if he's also old when this happens.....Oldell Beckham Jr.

 

[Marciano490]

I just hope he doesn't get addicted to mdma and become Rolldell Beckham Jr.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

When he and Sammy Watkins combine to form to become a super receiver before a tragic TJ Ward related accident leaves them paralyzed from the waist down and they are forced to retire and begin a new career in Baltimore politics he will be known as Delegate Odell Watkins.

 

[LogansDad]

He gets adopted by Posh Spice and is forever known as David Beckham Jr.

 

[LogansDad]

He gets adopted by Posh Spice and is forever known as David Beckham Jr.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Already done, and better. Read the thread. This is important.

Ah shit, you're right on both accounts. I will now do the walk of shame out of this thread and never return.

 

[Infield Infidel]

If he became a dipshit NFL commissioner he'd be Roger Goodell Beckham Jr

 

[Old Fart Tree]

It's a joke. I'm actually a drummer. You can insert any member to offend. Looks like it worked.

Ha, I wasn't offended. I'm a front man.

 

[Curt S Loew]

Ha, I wasn't offended. I'm a front man.

So am I. However, I can relate.

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

After he hangs em up and invests in agriculture he will be known as Farmerinthedell Beckham Jr.

Thief

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Thief

I know I know. My apologies to you good sir. I was already shamed for it, but by all means pile on. There's nothing much worse than a joke thief. Brand me the Carlos Mencia of this thread.

 

[Pandemonium67]

If he stinks up the joint and ruins the Giants' season he'll be Osmell Wreck'em Jr.

 

[sonofgodcf]

If he retires to write the great American novel maybe he'll be know as For Whom the O'Dell Beckham Tolls Jr.

 

[dbn]

If he played Charlene's 19 year old brother in a remake of the March 6th, 1989 episode of Designing Women, he'd be Odell Frazier Jr.

 

[h8mfy]

I think he will rush to comfort Mr. Trump's furniture shopping pal, marry her and as a modern man will take her name, making them Odell and Nancy Odell Beckham-O'Dell

 

[Infield Infidel]

He could open a frozen lemonade stand in RI and go by O-Del's Beckham Jr

 

[Rico Guapo]

He could open a frozen lemonade stand in RI and go by O-Del's Beckham Jr

Ice tea?

 

[TSC]

If he were to fight for the WWE World Champion Title Belt, he would be O'Hell in a Cell Beckham JR.

 

[Bowhemian]

If he did a Ghostbusters song remix, he would be Odell Parker Jr.

 

[Plantiers Wart]

Embedded terrorist? Sleeper O'Cell Beckham Jr

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

I know I know. My apologies to you good sir. I was already shamed for it, but by all means pile on. There's nothing much worse than a joke thief. Brand me the Carlos Mencia of this thread.

LOL, no problem at all.

Thankfully, once Chris Berman retires, we're no longer at risk of hearing about O'Dell Beckbeckbeckbeckbeckbeckbeckbeckham, Jr.

 

[cgrove13]

If he and his sister are abandoned in the woods by their father, he would be Odell Breadcrumb Junior

 

[cgrove13]

If the wind goes out of his sails, he'll be Odell Becalmed Junior