NBA All-Star Game Weekend 2024 with Dunks, Skills, 3 Point Competitions, ASG: Hooiser Daddy?

[Mloaf71]

“Make her shoot with a man’s ball,” and a few other similar things.

”There’s a woman’s tee in golf and there’s a men’s tee…for a reason!”

He went over the line but to be fair he said “if she shot from the woman’s line she beats Steph”

And Reggie kept yelling “shooters shoot!”

When Kenny tried to explain why she should have shot from the woman’s line he said a ton of dumb stuff.

He’s going to rightfully catch a ton of shit for it, but I don’t believe he was intentionally being sexiest.

 

[Curt S Loew]

Wish they had kept Tatum on for the dunk contest.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Please don’t get hurt, Jaylen.

 

[The Mort Report]

Niq looks amazing

 

[The Mort Report]

Shaq is about to die haha

 

[Ed Hillel]

This dude looks like a hipster pirate

 

[Ale Xander]

Wish they had kept Tatum on for the dunk contest.

God no
They can win without Brown, they can’t win without Tatum

 

[Ed Hillel]

He’s like if you ordered Adam Driver off wish.com.

 

[Ale Xander]

I hate those Heat Culture jerseys with the heat of 1000 suns.

 

[The Mort Report]

lol Shaq got tea bagged

 

[Curt S Loew]

God no
They can win without Brown, they can’t win without Tatum

The Alt cast. He's been on for the Three competitions.

 

[Ale Xander]

Nice camera work asshats

 

[Ed Hillel]

Lol TNT

 

[Ale Xander]

Eat it Heat

 

[Ed Hillel]

I like no jumping over people. Limit the risk.

 

[gammoseditor]

For a second I thought Jaylen had the first turnover in dunk contest history.

 

[Ale Xander]

Meh

 

[djbayko]

These older judges appreciate the classics.

 

[The Mort Report]

Very original by JB, great homage

 

[Ale Xander]

I have no idea who Hillman is but I love him

 

[Ed Hillel]

He looks like Federer

 

[The Mort Report]

ooooh a backwards hat, must be a cool dunk coming

 

[Ale Xander]

Guy who played with Mj has no idea what a 50 is

 

[Ed Hillel]

They forgot Kenny Powers

 

[lars10]

Very original by JB, great homage

Feels like he may do several homage dunks given how that started.

 

[Ed Hillel]

What was the hat for?

 

[InstaFace]

it's nice that part of Jaquez's bit there for the dunk was to have his "Heat Culture" hat fall off mid-dunk.

 

[lars10]

what was the hat about?

 

[InstaFace]

For a second I thought Jaylen had the first turnover in dunk contest history.

he never should have dribbled into traffic

 

[Ale Xander]

What was the hat for?

Breed lice?

 

[The Mort Report]

Feels like he may do several homage dunks given how that started.

Yup. I feel like the MJ FT line tongue out is absolutely happening

 

[Ale Xander]

Please bring out the Dee pump shoe dunk, Jaylen

 

[reej]

Kenny Smith is very upset at the judges

 

[Curt S Loew]

Feels like he may do several homage dunks given how that started.

He's gonna do the Jaylen Dee Brown

 

[lars10]

Could see Jaylen pulling Dee Brown and 'Jordan' out of the crowd

edit: I wrote that before I read the two of your replies.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dr j is right there

how is he not a judge?

 

[The Mort Report]

JT!

 

[InstaFace]

if you squint at Tatum's coat right, a magic-eye image of a cat jumps out at you.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Please don’t die

 

[Ed Hillel]

if you squint at Tatum's coat right, a magic-eye image of a cat jumps out at you.

But he’s dressed like Cruella…

 

[lars10]

Yup. I feel like the MJ FT line tongue out is absolutely happening

Ha.. I also wrote my reply before seeing this one.

 

[Ale Xander]

Lol a little late on the arm blindfold

 

[lars10]

Cool that they could change the floor instantly to the parquet.

 

[Ale Xander]

For his finals dunk, Jaylen is gonna play chess on Jayson’s jacket

 

[allstonite]

I’m thinking these scores are inflated. Jaylen’s was awful

 

[Deathofthebambino]

Yup. I feel like the MJ FT line tongue out is absolutely happening

Be real tough because Jaylen is a two foot jumper.

 

[Ale Xander]

Be real tough because Jaylen is a two foot jumper.

Only thing that matters is if he is a two foot lander

 

[k-factory]

Toppin had a better dunk but Jaylen has more star power

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

JB making the finals is a win.

 

[lars10]

The more I see the dunk contest... the more I think that everything that can be done has been done.

Feel like Jaylen should have them raise the rim to 11' and then do something..