Mariners vs. Astros ALDS Thread

[Ale Xander]

Please throw him a fastball.

Gonna be a walk, sb, sacrifice, Sf to wi
Or not

 

[LogansDad]

Aw man, he missed it. That could have been crushed

 

[bosox188]

That second pitch was the one, man. Fuck.

 

[LogansDad]

France has been so, so bad

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Hot garbage.

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Good eye, Ty.

 

[LogansDad]

Just awful.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

France has been so, so bad

This post works in most discussions.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Dinty Moore running for Suarez made sense at the time

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Quiet quitting has hit the MLB

 

[Ale Xander]

This post works in most discussions.

Except cheese, wine and pastries

 

[Max Power]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, they need to relax the ban on amphetamines for extra innings in the playoffs.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Except cheese, wine and pastries

And protesting! France is INCREDIBLE at that.

 

[Ale Xander]

Dinty Moore running for Suarez made sense at the time

This game is taking longer than a stew

 

[JOBU]

Jesus put the ball in play

 

[LogansDad]

I hate sports

 

[E5 Yaz]

Jesus put the ball in play

Yeah, but it was only a sacrifice

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Yeah, but it was only a sacrifice

Hey, he laid it down perfectly.

 

[stp130]

Put Robbie Ray in so this game can mercifully (speaking of Jesus) end.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Jesus put the ball in play

Can Jesus Christ hit a curve ball? Jobu’s not too sure.

 

[Ale Xander]

So the Astros have both Morton and McCormick on the the team.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

I’m impressed McCormick could get it that far with that awful swing.

 

[brandonchristensen]

This is awful. The only saving grace is a homer here won't end the game - it'll just end it.

 

[LogansDad]

I do enjoy Jeff Francouer

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Damn, that slider.

 

[Ale Xander]

Chaim trade for this guy

namefits too

 

[voidfunkt]

That backdoor strike at the knees... holy shit

 

[mauidano]

I could have flown in from Hawaii this morning and still made the game.

 

[Ale Xander]

I could have flown in from Hawaii this morning and still made the game.

You could have swam in in time

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

C’mon, guys. Let’s go. Please.

 

[mauidano]

BTW, I am so over Garcia and his ridiculous windup. You’re gonna see kids all over doing this shit now. Also, get off my lawn!

 

[johnmd20]

Nice take there. That's how to do it.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

BTW, I am so over Garcia and his ridiculous windup. You’re gonna see kids all over doing this shit now. Also, get off my lawn!

You haven't had enough Mai Tais tonight.

 

[johnmd20]

BTW, I am so over Garcia and his ridiculous windup. You’re gonna see kids all over doing this shit now. Also, get off my lawn!

I agree. It's nonsense. You can't do a dance and then pitch.

 

[LogansDad]

Oh man, sick change

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Blue, these pitchers don’t need any help.

 

[mauidano]

Oh man, sick change

That had launch angle written all over it If France recognized it.

 

[worm0082]

Dedicated to Garcia View: https://youtu.be/JgRLyjYNV8A

 

[Ale Xander]

Garcia is totally Eovaldi’ing it

 

[Catcher Block]

He should be on second. Damn.

Edit: That'll do.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Carlos is not fast, but he is smart.

 

[mauidano]

Yay! A single. Are the concession stands still open there? People gotta be hungry again by now.

Nice throw Vaz!

 

[johnmd20]

End this.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Scott "Out Of" Servais finally woke up.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

BTW, I am so over Garcia and his ridiculous windup. You’re gonna see kids all over doing this shit now. Also, get off my lawn!

With a little bit of coordinated effort you could probably get a group of people behind the plate to mimic him as he’s winding up similar to how people would mock Kimbrel’s weird pre-pitch stance.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Down goes Frazier. Down goes Frazier.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Teams should be able to bring players back into the game in extra innings. This game needs fresh hitters.

 

[Mueller's Twin Grannies]

How did this Seattle team make the playoffs?

 

[Ale Xander]

Losers.

 

[johnmd20]

18.