Make Heads Explode: Write a Speculative (Yet Conceivable) Headline

[DLew On Roids]

Pardew and Ashley Talking Contract Extension

 

[DJnVa]

Tottenham's Goal Scoring Binge Continues, Rise to Fourth.
 
EDIT: Oh, conceivable. Never mind.

 

[soxfan121]

[SIZE=14.3999996185303px]Arsenal Fans [/SIZE][SIZE=14.3999996185303px]Admit[/SIZE][SIZE=14.3999996185303px] [/SIZE]Firing Wenger "A Mistake" After Relegation

 

[Conigliaro's Potential]

Wenger Buys Defensive Midfielder

 

[Stanley Steamer]

Blatter Changes Mind, Runs for 7th Term.

 

[Stanley Steamer]

Breaking up is Hard to Do: Keane Recounts Torrid Tryst with SAF

 

[Spacemans Bong]

Spurs Chairman Levy Arrested For Arson

 

[mgoblue2]

FSG: Rodgers "Too Smart For His Own Good", Sacked

 

[JayMags71]

Chelsea coughs up lead late; Mourinho: "I got tactics all wrong."

 

[Jimy Hendrix]

Sturridge fit and ready to play.

 

[Luis Taint]

FIFA will adopt OSHA standards.

 

[fletcherpost]

Scotland Qualify.

 

[soxfan121]

Chelsea coughs up lead late; Mourinho: "I got tactics all wrong."

 
Inconceivable. 
 
Mourinho: Arsenal "Dumb" To Sack Wenger; "That specialist in failure thing? I was joking!"

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Mignolet, Liverpool See Off Late Chelsea Free-Kick Blitz to Maintain Clean Sheet, Win.

 

[Gunfighter 09]

Spurs Chairman Levy Arrested For Arson

 
 
Editorial: 
 
"Levy finds a graceful exit that benefits the club in more ways than one" 

 

[Conigliaro's Potential]

Stoke Signs Seven-Foot Basketball Player, Coaxes Rory Delap Out of Retirement

 

[DLew On Roids]

Arsenal Not Interested In Pep: Kroenke: "Arsene is our man."

 

[soxfan121]

Gerrard Falls Down! Liverpool Lose League Title When Captain Can't Keep Footing (again)

 

[Infield Infidel]

Wenger back to Monaco, gets "unlimited" transfer budget

 

[Stanley Steamer]

Arsene Wenger rejects criticism from Arsenal fans.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/30264882

 

[CodPiece XL]

Celtic sign proven goal scorer.