Jose Canseco accidentally shoots himself (with a gun this time)

[Kremlin Watcher]

Quade.

Start the reactor.

 

[Pilgrim]

 

[Buzzkill Pauley]

dont know where else to put this

I'm really not sure there IS any place else to put this, sadly.

 

[mandro ramtinez]

Weirdly, it might fit nicely in the latest part of the Ted Cruz thread.

 

[YTF]

Jose Nye The Science Guy.

 

[Spelunker]

Eh, he's just drunkenly regurgitating Elon Musk.

 

[soxhop411]

Jose Canseco has been hired an an analyst by the A's


I give it 2 weeks tops until he is fired to avoid a lawsuit.

 

[singaporesoxfan]

Jose Canseco has been hired an an analyst by the A's


I give it 2 weeks tops until he is fired to avoid a lawsuit.

Canseco probably thought analyst was a fancy word for someone who helps inject PEDs into players' rear ends.

 

[Marciano490]

Canseco probably thought analyst was a fancy word for someone who helps inject PEDs into players' rear ends.

I mean, you gotta avoid veins and aspirate. There's some analysis involved.

 

[rajendra82]

I mean, you gotta avoid veins and aspirate. There's some analysis involved.

Jose is 100% certain, that analyst is derived from anal.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

 

[moly99]

I have bizarre scientific ideas linking sub-atomic particles and the Fujiwhara effect. I've taken steroids (that a doctor gave me.) I also once hit myself in the leg with a machete while working in the peace corps. So where is my job offer to be an analyst in MLB?!?!

 

[Marciano490]

His daughter looks a lot like him yet is simultaneously one of the best looking women on earth. It's a bit disorienting.

 

[soxhop411]

delete