John Sterling is homeless

[reej]

 

[JohntheBaptist]

 

[jon abbey]

I don't know if it's more ridiculous that he got World Series rings or that he was actually wearing one. 

 

[glennhoffmania]

I thought they all got rings.  Remy and Orsillo did.  Wearing it around town is another matter and sounds pretty douchey.  I wonder if Susan wears hers.

 

[jon abbey]

Yeah, I know that, it doesn't make him any more deserving.
 
Is it wrong for me to hope he kept his life savings under his mattress?

 

[joe dokes]

I don't know if it's more ridiculous that he got World Series rings or that he was actually wearing one. 

 
Or that he doesn't keep the other ones in a safe deposit box.

 

[Nuf Ced]

"It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink."

http://dailym.ai/1t3Gi85

 

[jon abbey]

Wow, I haven't thought of that in maybe 35 years, serious flashback:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTEeJE3tzDE

 

[Pozo the Clown]

I thought they all got rings.  Remy and Orsillo did.  Wearing it around town is another matter and sounds pretty douchey.  I wonder if Susan wears hers.

 
I hear she wears it as a clit ring...for safety purposes, of course.

 

[glasspusher]

I guess a gin and tonic isn't the ideal fire fighting liquid.

 

[derekson]

 
Or that he doesn't keep the other ones in a safe deposit box.

 
This is what I was going to say. If you have a bunch of World Series rings, wouldn't you at least keep them in a fireproof safe at home, if not in a safety deposit box at a bank? Just leaving them around the house seems incredibly stupid.