Game 7 - We Win

[TheRealness]

You win games by fucking taking it. You want that milkshake, YOU DRINK THAT FUCKING MILKSHAKE. You don't ask for it, you don't hope for it, you fucking take it. It will not be given. Victory will not be handed over. You must stand over them and take it from them, forcefully. And oh man, are we going to fucking take it from them tomorrow night.

Was it over in 2011 when the Canadiens took 2 straight in Boston? Fucking A it wasn't. Was it over in 2011 when the Canucks tried to destroy the civic and buried the Bruins down 2-0? Fucking A we protected that civic. Was it over when Brady and the Pats went down 28-3 to the Falcons in the Super Bowl? Fucking A it wasn't. Was it over in 2004 when the Sox went down 3-0 with the entire world expecting them to choke again? We know that story.

It is often darkest before the dawn. This team was expected to do nothing. But here we are, 3-3 going to a game 7 on home ice, the most epic ending in sports. We are alive. We are well. And we are going to rip this fucking game out of their cold, lifeless, soft as fucking Charmin Leaf's hands.

The Rat shall leads us.


BAG AND BURN, BANG BANG

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Burn the Leaves.

 

[fiskful of dollars]

Rake the Leaves.

 

[Boston Brawler]

Mulch the Leaves.

 

[FullaPoloni]

Show up on time

 

[ObstructedView]

I generally love Canadians, what with their endearing accents and wholesome chants. But I want to see a shot of sad Leaf fans in that square.

 

[nolasoxfan]

We win.

 

[Cotillion]

Start on time, early shots, early goals, pile on, rip their hearts out.

 

[bigq]

Make a mess of the upcountry degens.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

I generally love Canadians, what with their endearing accents and wholesome chants. But I want to see a shot of sad Leaf fans in that square.

Torontonians can fuck themselves and go to hell. Rogers Stadium is the only one I've ever left early because fans were giving us shit and getting a bit threatening, and we've been to Old and New Yankee stadiums and a few others where you might expect to get some shit without any trouble.

 

[barclay]

We win.

Seconded

 

[ObstructedView]

Torontonians can fuck themselves and go to hell. Rogers Stadium is the only one I've ever left early because fans were giving us shit and getting a bit threatening, and we've been to Old and New Yankee stadiums and a few others where you might expect to get some shit without any trouble.

So much for stereotypes and superficial observations. I’m actually glad to hear this; makes it easier to enjoy their suffering.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Whenever I catch myself feeling a twinge of sympathy for the long-suffering Leafs fans, I remind myself that these are the idiots (or their parents or grandparents) who booed Bobby Orr every time he touched the puck at Maple Leaf Gardens.

 

[IdiotKicker]

David Ortiz once said, “My timing’s a little off. But I’m about to get hotter than Jamaica.”

Fuck you, Toronto. Book your tickets to Jamaica. Or don’t. Because tomorrow, it’s coming to you.

Rip their heads off.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Disrupt photosynthesis and halt the generation of ATP in the Leaves.

Win tonight and win The Cup. That's my prediction.

 

[joe dokes]

Burn the Leaves.

I will be listening to this one outside by a fire. I will throwm some leaves in for good measure.

 

[Myt1]

Conifers are better!

 

[RedOctober3829]

Go seize the moment instead of running from it.

 

[BostonFanInCanesLand]

Win. Please!

Fluto reports that both Heinen and Peeke are skating.

 

[Jeff Frye's Face Mask]

We’re winning this game. Period. Full stop.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Win. Please!

Fluto reports that both Heinen and Peeke are skating.

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Montgomery: Peeke is not an option for tonight. No final decision on Heinen yet.

 

[RedOctober3829]

View: https://twitter.com/jonassiegel/status/1786786153066316213

 

[pk1627]

I want the milkshake. Bruins have exceeded my wildest expectations and I still want the milkshake

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Very tempted to come up for this one. Ticket prices are very reasonable. However, I’ve had bad luck going to games this year - albeit mostly in other arenas - so I think the couch downstairs with the theatre screen is gonna be it. But man do I want to go.

 

[tims4wins]

Very tempted to come up for this one. Ticket prices are very reasonable. However, I’ve had bad luck going to games this year - albeit mostly in other arenas - so I think the couch downstairs with the theatre screen is gonna be it. But man do I want to go.

Ha I’m the opposite. Not sure I’d have the guts to go even with free tickets!

 

[fiskful of dollars]

I’ve been a Nancy all series.
That stops tonight.
Rake the Leaves.

 

[The Napkin]

I'll be in Jordan Hall listening to the Brandenburg Concertos for this one.
Y'all bring home a winner, eh?

 

[yeahlunchbox]

Before game 1 Kamilla Kowal posted a pro Maple Leafs Instagram story. I responded in a pro Bruins way that got her to laugh.

I've heard grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Dear Bruins, clearly it's about to happen for me and Bonnie McMurray. Beat the Leafs, make her sad, and help get me to the finish line!

 

[BaseballJones]

You know what?

The Bruins are going to win tonight. And we are all going to celebrate.

That is all.

 

[TheRealness]

Dad’s Kelly Green coming out for this one. Figured I would bring the old man along so he can watch from above.

 

[locknload]

Before game 1 Kamilla Kowal posted a pro Maple Leafs Instagram story. I responded in a pro Bruins way that got her to laugh.

I've heard grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

Dear Bruins, clearly it's about to happen for me and Bonnie McMurray. Beat the Leafs, make her sad, and help get me to the finish line!

View: https://giphy.com/gifs/cravetvcanada-halloween-cravetv-3o7aD4jCyzasaawPII

 

[McDrew]

It is going to be pouring this evening, but I would still like an excuse to go outside and smoke something in the back yard of the house I purchased last month.

Win.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I just want to see PK Subban, Biz and all the TSN fanboys cry.

 

[pedro1918]

I would hate for this “photo” to become obsolete. Let’s do our part.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Dad’s Kelly Green coming out for this one. Figured I would bring the old man along so he can watch from above.

We are winning

 

[wiffleballhero]

I just want to see PK Subban, Biz and all the TSN fanboys cry.

+1 on this.

Enough already. You'd think at least Subban would have enough Canadiens identity to give it a rest now and again.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Tonight we make like a tree and drop the Leafs. Because we can

 

[Haunted]

I have a show at Sonny’s Place tonight so will not be able to watch any of this game.

Win please.

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

+1 on this.

Enough already. You'd think at least Subban would have enough Canadiens identity to give it a rest now and again.

Make that +2

 

[tims4wins]

Too early to start drinking?

 

[RedOctober3829]

Too early to start drinking?

If you want to make it to the game coherent, yes.

 

[OfTheCarmen]

Too early to start drinking?

What kind of bullshit question is that?

 

[tims4wins]

If you want to make it to the game coherent, yes.

I'm not sure that I do to be honest.

 

[yeahlunchbox]

Too early to start drinking?

Wait, I was supposed to start after this?

 

[Nator]

I wish it didn't take this long, but we might as well bundle these Leafs up and ship them back to Canada for proper disposal.

Just win.

 

[The Napkin]

Biz says he heard the "core fore" are assembling which is just a lovely typo

 

[Curt S Loew]

I wish it didn't take this long, but we might as well bundle these Leafs up and ship them back to Canada for proper disposal.

Nah. It's open burn right now.

LFG!!!

 

[tims4wins]

Wait, I was supposed to start after this?

I made it until about 4:45. But I'm pacing myself.

 

[Gammon_Clark]

Does anyone else hedge bet for big games? The bigger the game, the more I want it, the more I bet the opposite way. Is that just me?

 

[RedOctober3829]

We can’t lose this game to this loser franchise and loser fanbase. Fuck these assholes.