Game 7 - Bruins @ Canucks - Protect the Civic
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What the fuck?
You have to have something to shoot into the air in 20 minutes.
Just ask for your sidearm.
The invisible ninjas are quivering fear knowing their lives hang by a thread.
Being the charitable guy that I am, I'd be more than willing to do the shaving, for charity and huminuhuminhuhuminhuh.
How many of you remember the Orr Cup in '72? Me I was a 10 year old Cleveland kid completely ignorant and virtually unaware of the game.
A bigger picture is on ESPN.com's homepage, I can count three Bruins fans! Two in the front row!
Come on Bruins. Hang in there. Win this period. Attack attack attack, none of this prevent defense bullshit. Lets go!
They need to score half the goals in one period that they've scored in the entire series so far. I like our chances, I'll fucking love them when we get to the 10 minute mark...
Oh lads, please don't make this thing close. I'm 52 and an alcoholic and my feeble heart can't take much more of this. Just kill 'em and get it done. I beseech you.
[quote name='Kenny F'ing Powers' timestamp='1308189580' post='3591277']
Want to make a long story real short...
I was in college during the year of "Pedro and Grady Little". I decided I was going to funnel a beer between every half inning of game 7 of the Sox-Yankees game. By the time the bottom of the 11th rolled around, I couldn't take anymore. I begged my friends to let me have a few minutes to catch a breather. They explained that the commercials were over and it was time for my funnel. After all, it needed to be done for the good of Red Sox nation. I declined, telling them "I don't care if someone gets on base, give me one at bat."...
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The rest is history.
I've decided (A few years past my drinking prime) that I was going to drink 4 beers per period of the Bruins game. I've gotten through my 8 beers in under 2 hours, but I'm really fucking full. I just wanted to let all you stinky assholes know that I will be drinking all my beers tonight. And I will watch the Bruins hoist that fucking cup.
20 MORE MINUTES YOU FUCKS. Come out hitting, come out shooting, and break whatever small amount of will this cowardly Canucks team has left...
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I think we're going to have a "RIP Kenny F'ing Powers" thread on the mainboard soon.
Want to make a long story real short...
I was in college during the year of "Pedro and Grady Little". I decided I was going to funnel a beer between every half inning of game 7 of the Sox-Yankees game. By the time the bottom of the 11th rolled around, I couldn't take anymore. I begged my friends to let me have a few minutes to catch a breather. They explained that the commercials were over and it was time for my funnel. After all, it needed to be done for the good of Red Sox nation. I declined, telling them "I don't care if someone gets on base, give me one at bat."...
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The rest is history.
I've decided (A few years past my drinking prime) that I was going to drink 4 beers per period of the Bruins game. I've gotten through my 8 beers in under 2 hours, but I'm really fucking full. I just wanted to let all you stinky assholes know that I will be drinking all my beers tonight. And I will watch the Bruins hoist that fucking cup.
20 MORE MINUTES YOU FUCKS. Come out hitting, come out shooting, and break whatever small amount of will this cowardly Canucks team has left...
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I think we're going to have a "RIP Kenny F'ing Powers" thread on the mainboard soon.
OK, the Cup handler was pretty cool 10 years ago. Now he's so overplayed on TV and in commercials, I wish they'd fire him and get a new one.
Sparky and I need Johnny Damon to hit a grandslam here. A Marchand chipper would do.
Donald 'Shadow' Rimgale: What about Vancouver, Ronald? What would you like to do to Vancouver?
Ronald Bartel: Burn it all.
Ronald Bartel: Burn it all.
Watching the cup polishing gave me chills. Anyone else think of Golem?
MY...MY....PRRRRRECIOUSSSSSSS
MY...MY....PRRRRRECIOUSSSSSSS
Clear the puck. Clear the puck. Clear the puck.
I don't give a fuck if they ice it 50 times.
Clear the puck.
I don't give a fuck if they ice it 50 times.
Clear the puck.
I'm not superstitious, but I don't want to see a guy with bad hair giving it a handie.
Anyone have an MP3 of Pat Burns' rant on Matty Timander icing the puck?
I just had to spend 5 minutes convincing my friends that he wasn't a celebrity, just some guy doing his job.Watching the cup polishing gave me chills. Anyone else think of Golem?
MY...MY....PRRRRRECIOUSSSSSSS
Per wikipedia:
"Another possibility is that it [Canuck] rose from a mispronunciation among Benedict Arnold's forces as they laid siege to Quebec in the winter of 1776."
"Another possibility is that it [Canuck] rose from a mispronunciation among Benedict Arnold's forces as they laid siege to Quebec in the winter of 1776."