Game 2: Le Bleu, Blanc et Rouge Wedding.

One Red Seat

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IHateDaveKerpen said:
Alright.  To recap.

Game 1 - I take a shit, B's score two goals.

Game 2 - I rub one out, B's score THREE goals.  (i.e. "The Laddie")

What's on tap for game 3?  Do I have to open up an artery, or something?  I WILL DO IT 4 U
Obviously, you will have to rub one out while dropping a deuce!

I don't think that is even physically possible. Then again, I didn't think the B's were gonna come back & fucking kick the Hab nots in the groin & grab the lucky horseshoe out of Price's ass & wrap it around his neck & choke him with it!!! So, I guess anything is possible!
 

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I missed the final two periods of this because I was at a wedding. My cousin was marrying a Tully. Good thing I'm not a Frey, or it might have been bloody.
 
I figured out the Bruins tied the game when I heard the goal horn sound from a campus loudspeaker next door. 
 

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Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat said:
I love when idiots say things like that.
 
HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY
 
Unless you're talking about Price, in which case I totally agree with you.
 
One Red Seat said:
Obviously, you will have to rub one out while dropping a deuce!

I don't think that is even physically possible. Then again, I didn't think the B's were gonna come back & fucking kick the Hab nots in the groin & grab the lucky horseshoe out of Price's ass & wrap it around his neck & choke him with it!!! So, I guess anything is possible!
 
...it's been done.  Without going into too much detail, I'll just say that.
 
It's been done.
 

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LogansDad said:
God dammit so much, stupid youth soccer, I can't believe I missed the third period.
 
Ha. This is where I was for the 3rd as well, following on my phone. And my kid played like ass too.
 

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DrewDawg said:
 
Ha. This is where I was for the 3rd as well, following on my phone. And my kid played like ass too.
The other team just got lucky I think.
 

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steveluck7 said:
Fuck Carey Price... this is the amount of goals that he rightfully should have given up in game 1. instead we're subjected to Carey Price is god commentary for 2 days.  5 more on Monday
 
They don't play on Monday.
 

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One Red Seat said:
Obviously, you will have to rub one out while dropping a deuce!

I don't think that is even physically possible. Then again, I didn't think the B's were gonna come back & fucking kick the Hab nots in the groin & grab the lucky horseshoe out of Price's ass & wrap it around his neck & choke him with it!!! So, I guess anything is possible!
Save the passing of the kidney stone for the SCF.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
 
The last time I wanted them fire Claude, they won the Cup. Just sayin'.
I think a lot of us could say the same thing.


Yay sports!
 

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Carey Price on B's 3rd period surge: "Well they poured it on at the end of the game. They got pretty lucky I thought."
 
So it wasn't luck when in the Game 1 OT that there were like eleventy billion pucks just chillin in the crease in front of an open net that the Bruins couldn't manage to give a little nudge in for a game winner?

Suck it Carey.
 

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Something to chew on: the Bruins have out scored Montreal 7-2 in the third period. Plus, as the series goes on, the physical play of the Bruins starts to mean something (increased fatigue, which should take away some of Montreal's supposed team speed advantage). I always though Montreal needed to finish this off fast to stand a chance. Now, if the Bruins can get better starts, I think Montreal's in serious trouble.