Game 2: Le Bleu, Blanc et Rouge Wedding.

[TSC]

Spoiler alert - everyone fucking dies.
 
At this point the Bruins can be considered the Lannisters of the NHL. They're beloved by few, hated by more, and respected by all. They're the top dog, they're ruthless, they're power hungry, they always pays their debts (sup Lucic).
 
Dougie, Krug, and Loui have the hair. Marchard is Joffrey. Lucic the hound. Chara is the King Slayer. Rask is the weird guy who cut of Theon Greyjoys cocknballs. Chiarelli is Tywin.
 
The Habs are the Starks. Scrappy underdogs trying to get by on past glorieux. So convinced of doing things the right (francophone) way, they've hurt themselves in the big game. Pacioretti was pretty much Ned Starked. Despite their "lineage" and claims of purity, everyone hates them. I'm pretty sure they would have a cash bar.
 
It's a nice day for a red wedding.
 
 

 

[Leather]

I think Chicago fits the Lannister description better.
 
I mean, look, their favorite son is blonde and looks inbred.
 

 

[TSC]

Fuck you, man.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Taking bets on at what age his chin is completely devoured by his neck.  Like watching a Fremen get eaten by a sandworm.

 

[PedroSpecialK]

It looks like he attempted shaving his eyebrows at a young age

 

[PedroSpecialK]

Can we change the name of this thread to "Patrick Kane is ugly"?

 

[TSC]

Can we change the name of this thread to "Patrick Kane is ugly"?

 
You're ugly.

 

[Leather]

Fuck you, man.

 
Don't blame me, you're the one that analogized our favorite team to a bunch of incestuous assholes.
 
Bad karma all around.

 

[TSC]

 
Don't blame me, you're the one that analogized our favorite team to a bunch of incestuous assholes.
 
Bad karma all around.

 
You wouldn't fuck Cersei? I'd fuck Cersei.

 

[RoyalOrange]

I'm with drleather. The Habs can't be the Starks, either. That's blasphemy. If there was any team on the planet that exemplifies Joffrey then it would be the fucking Scabs.

 

[TSC]

Really I just wanted to use "Bleu, Blanc et Rouge Wedding" - both because of the subject of discussion in yesterdays thread, and I thought it was clever. I don't care who is who.
 
I really wanted to say that Lucic was Hodor. But that went against my stupid narrative.

 

[Bozo Texino]

Lead us, TSC.
 
Someone needs to poorly photoshop Subban's head on a pike.  I'd do it, but I'm on my work computer.

 

[Leather]

Fine, fine.  So I guess this makes Chara Brienne?  Or is he The Mountain? 

 

[Leather]

 
You wouldn't fuck Cersei? I'd fuck Cersei.

 
Well, she's ok.  I would, however, fuck the lemon cake out of Margaery, so I can live with it.

 

[NickEsasky]

More weddings? WHat the hell, TSC! Will we never learn?

 

[McDrew]

This thread is about as anti-nancy as it gets.  Lead us on TSC. 

 

[DaughtersofDougMirabelli]

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Some dickhead registered a lurker account today with the username "Thomas Vanek."

 

[RedOctober3829]

Some dickhead registered a lurker account today with the username "Thomas Vanek."

Was it Chia finally coming to explain it all to us?

 

[McDrew]

You guys have shadowbans, right?  That would be the most appropriate thing

 

[54thMA]

Dear Bruins,
 Tomorrow, play the same way you did yesterday, only this time, put the fucking puck in the net. 
 
  AND, stay the fuck out of the penalty box, it's only going to get worse when you go to Montreal and have 18,000 cheese eating surrender monkeys screaming at the refs everytime you breathe at a Habs player.
 
 Oh and Marshmont, you are not the fucking goalie, so stop making saves for Price.
 
That is all...............

 

[RedOctober3829]

Jeff Howe ‏@jeffphowe 3m
Just heard the Canadiens have some pretty serious drinking plans tonight in the city. I guess they're comfortable up 1-0.
 

Mission: Find Vanek, Subban, Price and line up shots for then.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

One last chance to go out with the fellas before they all part ways for the off-season.

 

[kenneycb]

Mission: Find Vanek, Subban, Price and line up shots for then.

This is just like the plot for Celtic Pride!

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Here's hoping it ends better.

 

[Ed Hillel]

They don't have a curfew the nigh before a 12:30 game that would inhibit "serious drinking plans?"

 

[redsoxedmunds24]

Anyone know when exactly is puck drop? I know in the NBC 1st round games they were starting 3:20 for the 3pm games. Are we looking at 12:50?

 

[goyangfc]

The only good things from Game 1 were general tao poutine, two all dressed hot dogs, and more poutine. Take us forward, TSC. TSC~! TSC~! TSC~!

 

[timlinin8th]

Dear Bruins,
 Tomorrow, play the same way you did yesterday, only this time, win the fucking game

I'm into the whole brevity thing.

 

[sachmoney]

Yo TSC, did you finger bang PK's mom in front of his grandma yet? Until the answer is yes, I don't think you should post again.

 

[Frank McBain]

stinky bike

 

[Frank McBain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnBpUIXEJh0

 

[TSC]

Yo TSC, did you finger bang PK's mom in front of his grandma yet? Until the answer is yes, I don't think you should post again.

Go home Sach you're drunk.

 

[locknload]

Christ people Chara is clearly the mountain that glides.

 

[TheRealness]

Woke up this morning with this song in my head:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tvJcTPxHc

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

Today is my birthday. I want a Bruins win.

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

Also, if anyone wanted to get me some Cysteine that would be great. 

 

[RedOctober3829]

Fuck the Habs. Win.

How's that for brevity?

 

[Dogman]

Can't watch so I'm counting on you all.
 
Fuck Les Habitants.

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

All I'm asking for is a victory and a lack of racism

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

Anyone know when exactly is puck drop? I know in the NBC 1st round games they were starting 3:20 for the 3pm games. Are we looking at 12:50?

yeah 12:45-12:50

 

[pedro1918]

I can't watch either.

Please finish your chances, win the game and fuck the Habs.

 

[TSC]

I am also in the "can't watch" crew.
 
I will hopefully be listening.
 
Cover the ice in their blood and tears.

 

[kenneycb]

How does radio streaming work on airplane WiFi?

Also, I do not understand a $75 standby fee. There are empty seats on your flight. Nobody is buying tickets 10 minutes before the door closes. Now I can't wait to be told my carry on bag, which fits on every 747 and 737 on every other airline I've been on, won't fit in that goddamned metal contraption because AA is apparently the only airline that thinks that object is representative of what will fit in the overhead. God I hate this airline.

 

[TheRealness]

Two shots down. I'll be in the house for this one.

SEEK AND DESTROY

 

[TSC]

How does radio streaming work on airplane WiFi?

Also, I do not understand a $75 standby fee. There are empty seats on your flight. Nobody is buying tickets 10 minutes before the door closes. Now I can't wait to be told my carry on bag, which fits on every 747 and 737 on every other airline I've been on, won't fit in that goddamned metal contraption because AA is apparently the only airline that thinks that object is representative of what will fit in the overhead. God I hate this airline.

 
Where are you flying from? Audio streaming will be spotty - and there are some spots across the country where you will lose you internet.

 

[kenneycb]

BOS to MIA. And I didn't have to gate check my bag! Everything's coming up Milhouse!

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

BOS to MIA. And I didn't have to gate check my bag! Everything's coming up Milhouse!

bachelor party?

 

[kenneycb]

First leg on a vacation in the Caribbean. Actually have a bachelor party at the end of May in Michigan City. Which is in Indiana, ironically enough.

 

[Dan to Theo to Ben]

First leg on a vacation in the Caribbean. Actually have a bachelor party at the end of May in Michigan City. Which is in Indiana, ironically enough.

Ok, have fun at the Dunes and IS. (and the Carib)