Look, here is the ground they have staked out on this thing: the Patriots deflated the footballs, there is no other logical explanation for why they were found to be deflated. It isn't a big deal that they were deflated, but they were deflated and anyone who cannot admit this is a honk. And BB is the ultimate details guy (Mike, "You can't take a CRAP there without his permission") so he must have known.
Ergo, anyone who believes what BB said today is a honk. Being a honk is the thing that Felger hates the most, and he'll stake out completely ridiculous positions trying to ensure that he's not being a honk. Short of a video tape showing the Colts ball boy sabotaging the Patriots footballs, this is the way it went down in the gospel according to Felger, and anyone who believes anything to the contrary is a honk.