EPL Week 3 Game Thread: City-Stoke and Some Other Games

[teddykgb]

Charlie Adam falling over isn't a foul. It's Charlie Adam being Charlie Adam. Can't complain, Stoke did their job well today and City haven't had any answers or luck. An awful result but this happens in this league. I fucking hate Crouch that mutant

 

[soxfan121]

Love a Stoke win, away at City. That's good times. 

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

And we cut from COMS to show you Newcastle being Newcastle.

 

[teddykgb]

Why is Warnock wearing an XS shirt? Is it only Pulis leftovers for him?

 

[mascho]

Of all the Newcastles, you're the Newcastleiest.

 

[DLew On Roids]

Aarons with a game-saving tackle

 

[URI]

Swansea motored by ex-Spurs men today.

 

[Luis Taint]

That was quick

 

[Luis Taint]

Jesus Christ

 

[mgoblue2]

Devin Gardner and Devin Funchess are making me happier than Everton's defense. Goodbye top four.

 

[sachmoney]

https://twitter.com/northbank1968/status/505756748188499969

 

[Luis Taint]

These linesmen aren't going to get out alive.

 

[blueguitar322]

Including the last 8 minutes + 4 minutes stoppage time last week, Everton gave up 4 goals in 16 minutes of play.

 

[cjdmadcow]

So this isn't handball then?
 

 

 

[Luis Taint]

Great header, 2-1

 

[Laser Show]

IMO Everton and Chelsea have been the two most entertaining sides I've watched so far. Today has been excellent.

 

[mgoblue2]

Ivanovic being offside for the second, cancelled out by Howard handling outside the area. Fair score at HT.

 

[cjdmadcow]

Ivanovic being offside for the second, cancelled out by Howard handling outside the area. Fair score at HT.

 
Erm...not really as you don't get sent off for being caught offside. Howard almost certainly would have been, then 10 v 11 whilst being down 0-2. Not exactly fair, is it?

 

[soxfan121]

Jagielka kicks Ivanovic...IN THE FACE!!!

 

[soxfan121]

IMO Everton and Chelsea have been the two most entertaining sides I've watched so far. Today has been excellent.

 
Yeah, this game is lively and intense. Great advertisement for the game. Someone wake up Lee Dixon.

 

[soxfan121]

1. Hazard is a great player. 
2. Why is Tim Howard trying to start a fight? Missed it...

 

[soxfan121]

Scottish Messi answers and it is 3-2 Chelsea. 
 
What a great game this is turning out to be.

 

[page 2 protege]

1. Hazard is a great player. 
2. Why is Tim Howard trying to start a fight? Missed it...

 
according to the announcer costa spit at coleman after their tussle earlier, missed it myself

 

[Laser Show]

Damn this is fun

 

[Investor 11]

What a goal from Everton there to answer.

Also, I like the camera angles this stadium creates.

 

[McBride11]

Wow, this game is crazy. And getting veryyy chippy. May have a red by the end.
 
It looks like TIMMAH was standing up for his defender after he caused the OG? Maybe stupid but love the keep standing up for his D.

 

[Luis Taint]

I know I'm supposed to hate the Spurs more, but Chelsea is the fucking worst. From Mourinho to Terry, they just suck. 4-2

 

[fletcherpost]

Gut punch.

 

[soxfan121]

Wow..Matic with a laser from 25 yards out. 4-2 Chelsea

 

[McBride11]

Sick shot by Matic. Not sure how he got it between the defenders.

 

[mgoblue2]

Well. Um. The defense needs sorting out.

 

[Laser Show]

Damn. Was really hoping Everton would equalize, but it's starting to look like it's Chelsea's

 

[Laser Show]

Are you kidding me???

 

[Investor 11]

This is fucking crazy!!

 

[Luis Taint]

What an amazing game

 

[soxfan121]

Fucking A
 
Eto'o with a header...4-3 Chelsea.

 

[McBride11]

Eto'o says suck it

 

[Ed Hillel]

Holy fuck!

 

[fletcherpost]

Sky commentator: "The Chelsea pensioner strikes...."

 

[Luis Taint]

5-3,

 

[soxfan121]

Ramires plays the give & go with Matic...5-3 Chelsea
 
EDIT: Still more than 15 mins to go...wow

 

[McBride11]

Hah. This is unreal. Is this an All Star Game? Defense optional

 

[Ed Hillel]

#3 just kind of stood there and watched all happen right in front of him.

 

[cshea]

This is nuts. I got home from work and turned it on at 2-1. 10 minutes and 5 goals later, it's 5-3. 
 
And almost another one. Holy shit. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

Wow

 

[soxfan121]

Courtois looking shaky. 
 
EDIT:  Shitty throw results in Everton hitting the post.

 

[Luis Taint]

What an assault

 

[fletcherpost]

Am i right in thinking Jags and Distin are getting a bit creaky.

 

[soxfan121]

Am i right in thinking Jags and Distin are getting a bit creaky.

 
Oh yeah. Distin especially has looked awful today. 
 
But The Dark Lord is clearly worried, subbing off Hazard and bringing on Felipe Luis to play LM. This after taking off Willian for Mikel.
 
Chelsea has gone from four attacking type players (Costa, Cesc, Hazard & Willian) to two and brought on a holding DM and a LB, playing out of position.

 

[Apisith]

This has been one hell of a game. Glad I decided to watch it after suffering through the Pardew show earlier.