EPL 2024-2025 Predictions

Mighty Joe Young

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Top 4

Liverpool (SlottBall is a big hit)
Arsenal
City ( the 115 Sword of Damocles charges)
Spurs

Europa/Conference contenders

Villa
Newcastle
Man U
Chelsea
West Ham

Middle class - in no particular order

Brighton
Palace
Wolves
Brentford
Everton
Bournemouth
Fulham

Relegation struggles

Forrest
Southampton
Ipswich
Leicester (more points deductions incoming)

Golden Boot
Haaland suffers a string of injuries and Olie Watkins and Alexander Isak share the honours

Darwin Nunez hits the woodwork 29 times and still scores 20

First manager sacked: Chelsea’s Maresca (duh)
Second manager sacked : ETH
 
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Zososoxfan

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Winners
MANC (guh)

Top 4
Arsenal
Spurs
Pool

Europa/Europe Competitors/Top Half Table
MAN U
Newcastle
Chelsea
WHU
Brighton
Villa

Soft Middle
Palace
Fulham
Everton
Bournemouth
Brentford
Wolves

Relegation Scrappers
Ipswitch
LCFC
Forest
Southampton

Golden Boot
SOLANKE because Up the Spurs!

"Darwin Nunez hits the woodwork 29 times and still scores 20"
QFT

First manager sacked: Chelsea’s Maresca (duh)
QFT

Second manager sacked : ETH.
Strong disagree. I like their transfer biz this summer in stabilizing the backline by bringing in two bullets in De Ligt (reuniting from Ajax days) and Yoro (young promising) and replacing the underrated but defensive Bissaka with Mazraoui.

Other thoughts:
Pool will not seamlessly transition, and I'd expect them to finish with high 60s/low 70s point totals. They didn't do much (anything?) to shore up CB or DMF. Scoring wasn't their problem last season, it was defending.

Newcastle didn't make any huge moves, but merely relying on not having the worst injury luck ever should see them improve.

Really like WHU's summer. Brought in players that should slot in well and can fill a role (Bissaka, Rodriguez) but also brought in real talent in Kilman, Fullkrug, and Todibo.

Don't love Villa's summer. Think they may be in a lot of trouble without reinforcements, but have to give credit to Count Dracula's track record. Watkins could definitely take another step forward next season and having an elite striker will do wonders for results.

Brighton get my nod on reputation and track record, but I could see them slink farther back in the pack this season, but not hugely so.

Very excited for Palace, I just hope they're able to keep Eze.

Fulham might be the hardest to pin down for a prediction. Strong track record of overperforming, and brought in some very promising transfers, but losing Paulinha is massive.
 

Morgan's Magic Snowplow

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Fighting for the Title

Arsenal - Homer pick but I do think there is a simple case: Arsenal performed at a title winning level last year, they have very few players likely to experience age related decline, and their squad has improved over the summer. A couple more additions this window would give me more confidence.

City - If we're being honest they should be favorites but not overwhelming ones. One of the biggest questions for me is whether Pep, who is a master man manager, can keep his team fully 100% focused and motivated when they have the charges and the possibility of a points deduction hanging over their heads as well as a general sense among the squad that this could be the last year for this group and that Pep and many big players will be leaving next summer.

Top Four/Five Scrap

Liverpool - A league challenge seems unlikely as even if Slot is successful, his lack of experience within the PL and dealing with the rigors of a PL season is going to cost them points. But as long as neither Salah nor VVD fall off a cliff or sustain a big injury, they should be favorites for third.

Newcastle - Getting slept on. They were the fourth best team in the league by XG last year despite a horrific run of injuries and now get a season without European football, which suits Eddie Howe's style well.

Chelsea - I think Maresca may get some big wake up calls and that their defense in particular could look disastrous at times. But they've got the talent and depth to make a serious run for top four/five.

Spurs - I could easily see them finishing a place or two higher or lower. The biggest issues will be how Ange's style holds up when playing twice a week and, more broadly, whether Ange shows the adaptability to play in different ways. There are too many different circumstances within a season. You need more clubs in your bag than a super energized high press without the ball and a possession game that relies on just pushing the fullbacks forward to create risky superiorities.

Is Qualifying for the Conference League a Good Thing?

United - I just fundamentally don't believe in Ten Hag. They have the talent to do better than this but I don't think he is the guy to put it together and create a team that can control matches and win consistently.

Villa - Due for a fall, playing in the CL is going to stress them and they really outperformed XG last year.

Brighton - Amassing a really impressive new crop of young talent and as long as the new teenage manager isn't a flop, I think they'll eventually be a handful.


Solidly Midtable

Crystal Palace - A hard team to judge as a lot depends on whether they sell other big players. Glasner had them firing last spring and I think they could lose Olise, as talented as he is, and keep chugging along pretty well. If you also strip Eze and Guehi that is going to be a lot tougher.

West Ham - The hire of Lopetegui and a big window should see them bounce back, although not far enough to qualify for Europe. I like their business other than the Fullkrug buy.

Brentford - Just a well run club. They had really bad injury issues, the Toney suspension, and terrible XG luck last year and were still fine. I think they'll breath easier this season.

Everton - If some of their summer moves to bolster the offense come off, I think they'll have enough for a solid mid to lower-midtable season that leaves their fans less stressed come April/May.

Fulham - The lost a big chunk of their spine in Palhinha, Tosin, and Ream and probably still have some business to do in finding replacements. But I think they've got enough going forward - now abetted by ESR - to win just enough games to stay above the relegation fray.

Bournemouth - Iraola is a really good manager. Can Evanilson replace enough of Solanke's production? I think that's the big question. If he flops, they could end up in the relegation battle but if he's at least decent they should limp to safety.

Looking the Drop in the Face

Nottingham Forest - They've invested so much in the club but I just don't know if they've seen that much of a return in terms of quality. I foresee another struggle until the end that could easily go the wrong way.

Leicester - Heading right back down seems like a real possibility to me given their financial constraints.

Wolves - I rate Gary O'Neill but how long can they keep selling all their best players before it all falls apart. By XG they were relegation level last season and now they've sold Neto and Kilman.

Ipswich - Kieran McKenna may be a great young manager but the PL is a tough place to hang out if you simply don't have the player talent. Half this squad was plying their trade in League 1 a couple years ago.

Southampton - This wasn't a particularly good Championship team and they really haven't done much in the market to improve.

Golden Boot - Erling Haaland
PoTY - Martin Odegaard
First manager sacked - Russell Martin
 

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I'll give this a shot:

1. Manchester City - haven't really added anything, lost Alvarez, and their core is getting older. They've averaged 91 points a year the past 7 years. They will find a way to score enough points to win again. Then hopefully they get relegated.....
2. Liverpool - Slotball works, if they actually sign a 6 and LB they could challenge. They still have enough world class players to keep them in the hunt.
3. Arsenal - They added a nice piece at LB, but they had the best defense last year already. Need improvement from players like Martinelli to put them above City or Liverpool
4. Tottenham - They've got the pieces of a solid squad but lack the depth to go higher.
5. Aston Villa - I think it's between Villa and Newcastle for this spot but I think the difference is the manager in this case.
6. Newcastle - No Europe but not sure Eddie Howe can take them to the next level.
7. Manchester United - Will ETH or Gareth Southgate lead them to 7th?
8. Crystal Palace - A full year of Glassner gives them hope, as long as they don't get poached of more talent in the window.
9. Chelsea - How does a manager with no top flight experience manage a squad of 85,000 players? I see a lot of chaos here.
10. West Ham
11. Brighton
12. Bournemouth
13. Everton - they'll stay up going into the new stadium
14. Nottingham Forest
15. Brentford
16. Leicester
17. Ipswich - good manager will do enough to keep them up
18. Wolves
19. Fulham
20. Southampton

Golden Boot - Erling Haaland
PoTY - Mo Salah
First Manager Sacked - ETH
 

OCST

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1. Arsenal. Another year together to gel. Stingy defense. Saka steps up.
2. Newcastle.
3. Spurs. Solanke ia the real deal. Van de Vens pace lets Ange unleash his true inner Don Coryell/Paul Westphal
4. Utd. Bruno sulks but the kids are alright
5. Liverpool. Even if they win most of them, too many 5-3 and 4-3 games in the winter leave Pool spent in April
6. Palace. The real deal.
7. Villa. Ride Ollie and Emi to CL semis but not deep enough to go higher in the table
8. WH. Kudus and Summerville.
9. Everton. Quietly a top-four defense last year, Ndiaye, Lindstrom and Iroegbunam give a resurgent DCL the service he’s been lacking
10. Chelsea. Mess. Palmer regresses.
11. Fulham. Could be anywhere from 6 to 16.
12. Brighton. Magic wears off a bit
13. Bournemouth.
14. Forest. Should be better but aren’t
15. Ipswich Town. Emotion pick. Kill me
16. Whoever I forgot
17. Whoever else I forgot
18. Wolves. No weapons
19. Leicester. Sad.
20. Man City. Death penalty.

Boot- isak
PotY- Saka
First manager axed- O’Neil
 
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coremiller

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Tier one: title contenders:
1. Arsenal. Most complete, hungriest side.
2. Man City. It's really hard to win the title every year, and they don't look quite as strong as past editions.
small gap
3. Liverpool. Some falloff from losing Klopp, plus they really still need a 6. Will be a lot of fun though.

Tier 2: CL contenders. These could finish in virtually any conceivable order.
4. Newcastle
5. Tottenham
6. Chelsea
7. Aston Villa

Tier 3: the solid midtable. Decent sides, but would need some breaks to jump into the European places.
8. Brighton
9. Manchester United
10. Brentford
11. Everton
12. Crystal Palace

Tier 4: not good, but too good to go down
13. West Ham
14. Bournemouth
15. Fulham

Relegation battle
16. Wolves
17. Leicester
18. Nottingham Forest
19. Southampton

Thanks for playing
20. Ipswich Town.