#DFG: Canceling the Noise
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But if you kill him with food poisoning, we'll never get the decision. We need to send him caffeine pills and a Larry the Cable Guy poster.natpastime162 said:
johnmd20 said:
Fighting a reference with a reference, well played.
(the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vz_SeHIOAs )
Investor 11 said:
It was defamation, I know
And it might have ended right there at the start...
Which one? I believe we're on GoodellGateV. In no time we'll be at the golden 50th GoodellGate featuring prominent players from its past including Gregg Williams, Richie Incognito, The Atlantic City casino security officer, Jimmy McNally, and many more!( . ) ( . ) and (_!_) said:
Albert Breer @AlbertBreer 43s43 seconds ago
Per source, the NFL and NFLPA haven't had any Brady settlement talks since Monday's hearing. At this point, last-minute deal very unlikely.
Per source, the NFL and NFLPA haven't had any Brady settlement talks since Monday's hearing. At this point, last-minute deal very unlikely.
Nothing's impossible, but IMHO, this was a bad candidate for settlement from the start and even less than nothing has changed since the hearing.
People who have been talking about splitting the baby haven't realized that the important baby here can't be split.
People who have been talking about splitting the baby haven't realized that the important baby here can't be split.
Welp, I guess tomorrow or Friday, then?
To keep the ridiculous circus going, NYDN picked up gossip rag piece and put it on the front page of their website saying that Tom has been very "irritable" due to #DFG and that his marriage is on the rocks. Clearly Goodell's leaking powers are Palpatine-level dark. LINK: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-marriage-trouble-report-article-1.2345561
To keep the ridiculous circus going, NYDN picked up gossip rag piece and put it on the front page of their website saying that Tom has been very "irritable" due to #DFG and that his marriage is on the rocks. Clearly Goodell's leaking powers are Palpatine-level dark. LINK: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tom-brady-gisele-bundchen-marriage-trouble-report-article-1.2345561
soxhop411 said:
He was also the subject of a This American Life episode a few weeks back.
Apparently there was a short-lived, "Punked" style show starring OJ called "Juiced" that is available on DVD.
Nah, they just ran out of tasteless, gratuitous shots of a woman about to be killed, and needed something new.
Captaincoop said:
Standing in the rain, nowhere else to go
Couldn't get a real lunch, his balance was low
Tasted the deliciousness, the price was a dream
Looked into the kitchen, then let out a scream
He saw a cook with a rat, squeezing away
He saw brown with his eyes, and yet the very next day
Bought some more fried dumplings, in that rundown store
Didn't know if he should eat it, but he knew for sure
That one greasy dumpling, left him licking his hand, didn't take long to understand
Just one fried dumpling, tossed down his throat
Took a year off his life, but it was the only way to go
So he started eatin', wolfing down that slop
Gotta keep on chowin’, though it’s gonna make his heart stop
And eat the rat shit dumplings, got feces in his eyes, ate the rat shit dumplings
He took one greasy blob, rat shit dumplings, feces in his eyes
Rat shit dumplings, (feces in his eyes) he may not be alive tonight
I'm glad Max took the extra effort to note that the case against a Russian spy is unrelated to Brady.
Well if not Goodell might suspend Tom another 4 games for espionage and treason.drleather2001 said:
nighthob said:
It's about damn time someone did this. Kudos.
Looking forward to 'Defamation'.
NickEsasky said:
I'm guessing that Treason merits 2 games like wife-beating.
PSI is in another league.
NickEsasky said:
The Russian spy is being hanged for some combination of espionage, treason, and noncooperation.
It's more probable than not that there are a few destroyed cell phones in that case.Captaincoop said:
I do think he should sue for defamation, however
I'm starting to get the delirious feeling that Berman is playing his own version of Prisoner's Dilemma with the members of SOSH...
Captaincoop said:
Your wish is my command...
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
When I'm readin’ on the internet
And that idiot Mort from ESPN tweets
He's tweetin’ out more and more
Fucking useless misinformation
Supposed to rile up stupid sports nations
But I can't sue no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what the lawyer say
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
When I'm watchin' my T.V.
And that Munson guy comes on to tell me
How NFL can do what ever it wants to me
But he’s a worse lawyer than my buddy Yee
‘Cause he thinks my appeal is insanity
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what my lawyer say
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
When I'm hangin’ round the clubhouse
And I'm handin’ out this and I'm signin’ that
But that idiot Goodell is accusin’ me
Tells me it’s proof that I’m cheatin’ away
And ESPN tellin’ the world it’s judgment day
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what my lawyer say
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
I can't sue for defamation
No defamation, no defamation, no defamation
