#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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Investor 11

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Captaincoop said:
I've now got "Defamation" playing in my head to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever". 
 
Thanks Roger Goodell, you've officially finished me off as a somewhat useful member of society.
I was going to the tune of "Satisfaction."
 

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natpastime162 said:
 
Good point, somebody should send Berman a few orders of those dumplings.
But if you kill him with food poisoning, we'll never get the decision.  We need to send him caffeine pills and a Larry the Cable Guy poster.
 

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Referring to this as GoodellGate instead of DeflateGate my be pointless and petty, but damn it's satisfying.
Which one?  I believe we're on GoodellGateV.  In no time we'll be at the golden 50th GoodellGate featuring prominent players from its past including Gregg Williams, Richie Incognito, The Atlantic City casino security officer, Jimmy McNally, and many more!
 

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Somewhat interesting in that there was speculation that the two sides reached out to Berman to delay his ruling as they were making some progress. Clearly not the case
 

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wilked said:
Somewhat interesting in that there was speculation that the two sides reached out to Berman to delay his ruling as they were making some progress. Clearly not the case
As someone whose been stupidly refreshing and wasting time on twitter all day may I ask where that speculation was coming from ? 
 

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jimbobim said:
As someone whose been stupidly refreshing and wasting time on twitter all day may I ask where that speculation was coming from ? 
 
This thread.
 
Guilty ... raises hand
 

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Nothing's impossible, but IMHO, this was a bad candidate for settlement from the start and even less than nothing has changed since the hearing.

People who have been talking about splitting the baby haven't realized that the important baby here can't be split.
 

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Nah, they just ran out of tasteless, gratuitous shots of a woman about to be killed, and needed something new.
 

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Captaincoop said:
I've now got "Defamation" playing in my head to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever". 
 
Thanks Roger Goodell, you've officially finished me off as a somewhat useful member of society.
 
Standing in the rain, nowhere else to go
Couldn't get a real lunch, his balance was low
Tasted the deliciousness, the price was a dream
Looked into the kitchen, then let out a scream
He saw a cook with a rat, squeezing away
He saw brown with his eyes, and yet the very next day
 
Bought some more fried dumplings, in that rundown store
Didn't know if he should eat it, but he knew for sure
That one greasy dumpling, left him licking his hand, didn't take long to understand
Just one fried dumpling, tossed down his throat 
Took a year off his life, but it was the only way to go
So he started eatin', wolfing down that slop
Gotta keep on chowin’, though it’s gonna make his heart stop
 
And eat the rat shit dumplings, got feces in his eyes, ate the rat shit dumplings
He took one greasy blob, rat shit dumplings, feces in his eyes
Rat shit dumplings, (feces in his eyes) he may not be alive tonight
 

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I'm glad that he specified that the Russian Spy case is unrelated.
 

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I'm glad Max took the extra effort to note that the case against a Russian spy is unrelated to Brady.
 

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drleather2001 said:
I'm glad that he specified that the Russian Spy case is unrelated.
Well if not Goodell might suspend Tom another 4 games for espionage and treason. 
 

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nighthob said:
 
Standing in the rain, nowhere else to go
Couldn't get a real lunch, his balance was low
Tasted the deliciousness, the price was a dream
Looked into the kitchen, then let out a scream
He saw a cook with a rat, squeezing away
He saw brown with his eyes, and yet the very next day
 
Bought some more fried dumplings, in that rundown store
Didn't know if he should eat it, but he knew for sure
That one greasy dumpling, left him licking his hand, didn't take long to understand
Just one fried dumpling, tossed down his throat 
Took a year off his life, but it was the only way to go
So he started eatin', wolfing down that slop
Gotta keep on chowin’, though it’s gonna make his heart stop
 
And eat the rat shit dumplings, got feces in his eyes, ate the rat shit dumplings
He took one greasy blob, rat shit dumplings, feces in his eyes
Rat shit dumplings, (feces in his eyes) he may not be alive tonight
 
It's about damn time someone did this.  Kudos.
 
Looking forward to 'Defamation'.
 

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Captaincoop said:
 
The Russian spy is being hanged for some combination of espionage, treason, and noncooperation.
It's more probable than not that there are a few destroyed cell phones in that case.
I do think he should sue for defamation, however
 

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Jimbodandy said:
 
When going to Toledo, a hopeless crash landing is probably your ceiling.
 
Still better than trying to land at the Akron-Canton Airport
 

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“@BobMcGovernJr: Judge Berman has issued at least eight orders in non-#Deflategate cases today. Say what you will, but the man is working.”
 

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soxhop411 said:
“@BobMcGovernJr: Judge Berman has issued at least eight orders in non-#Deflategate cases today. Say what you will, but the man is working.”
Orders for dumplings.
 

nighthob

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Captaincoop said:
 
It's about damn time someone did this.  Kudos.
 
Looking forward to 'Defamation'.
 
Your wish is my command...
 
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
 
When I'm readin’ on the internet
And that idiot Mort from ESPN tweets
He's tweetin’ out more and more
Fucking useless misinformation
Supposed to rile up stupid sports nations
But I can't sue no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what the lawyer say
 
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
 
When I'm watchin' my T.V.
And that Munson guy comes on to tell me
How NFL can do what ever it wants to me
But he’s a worse lawyer than my buddy Yee
‘Cause he thinks my appeal is insanity
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what my lawyer say
 
I can't sue for defamation
I can't sue for defamation
Though I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
 
When I'm hangin’ round the clubhouse
And I'm handin’ out this and I'm signin’ that
But that idiot Goodell is accusin’ me
Tells me it’s proof that I’m cheatin’ away
And ESPN tellin’ the world it’s judgment day
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what my lawyer say
 
I can't sue no, I can't sue no
I can't sue for defamation
No defamation, no defamation, no defamation