#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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DJnVa

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The report does not address whether one minute and 40 is consistent with the time that it takes a gentleman to enter a bathroom, relieve himself, wash his hands, and leave. In fact, it is.
 
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Deadspin already jumping on the Deflator nickname excuse.
 
That's going to bite the Pats in the ass. No one is going to read the rest of their rebuttal, they're going to look at that one bit and assume the rest of it is a farce. Big misstep here by the team.
Yep. Baby gets thrown out with bath water.

This is badly conceived. Amateur ahour on both sides, it appears.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Deadspin already jumping on the Deflator nickname excuse.
 
That's going to bite the Pats in the ass. No one is going to read the rest of their rebuttal, they're going to look at that one bit and assume the rest of it is a farce. Big misstep here by the team.
 
 
Until----the Pats produce proof at the appeal hearing that McNally used that term in texts with others about weight loss. Pats are playing rope a dope.
 

 
 

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How can it be a misstep if its the truth?
Even if it were true you don't say it because nobody is going to believe it. They opened the door to ridicule.
 

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dcmissle said:
Yep. Baby gets thrown out with bath water.

This is badly conceived. Amateur ahour on both sides, it appears.
 
I think you're jumping too quickly.  If it turns out this is truth, it will come out eventually and be established, and the narrative will change.  
 

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This is remarkable:

Patriots counsel also requested from the outset that he be provided with the actual halftime psi measurements. That information was not provided until March 23, over two months into the investigation. It was provided then only on the condition that it not be disclosed and, particularly, that it not be disclosed to the media until the final report was issued. This condition was imposed in the face of the extensively reported misinformation about halftime football psi that the League had refused to correct. One can only speculate why it was so important for the League that the accurate halftime information be withheld from the public until it was ultimately part of a report that downplayed the science and instead relied on selective texts.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Deadspin already jumping on the Deflator nickname excuse.
 
That's going to bite the Pats in the ass. No one is going to read the rest of their rebuttal, they're going to look at that one bit and assume the rest of it is a farce. Big misstep here by the team.
 
The second text makes it pretty clear, actually. If someone actually picks up on that, it would be great. "Deflate, and give someone that jacket." What else would that be referring to?
 


Even if it were true you don't say it because nobody is going to believe it. They opened the door to ridicule.
 
"Deflate, and give someone that jacket."         
 

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I think there are owners' meeting next week.
 This is right.
 
At that meeting can Kraft lobby the other owners to lobby Goodell to review the Wells report, the Patriots response and re-assess his position.
 
That might allow Goodell a middle ground to ease the punishment after assessing more information.
 
And he can then throw Wells under the bus.
 

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dcmissle said:
Even if it were true you don't say it because nobody is going to believe it. They opened the door to ridicule.
If they didn't say anything to give that context, everyone would key in on how they still have no explanation for that and are therefore clearly guilty.

I think it sounds stupid enough to be true.
 

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dcmissle said:
99% if polled would not believe this; nor should they. It's preposterous. To that extent, the spinning is not helpful.

And by the way, this could take down in the public view the good points that are being made.
 
I tend to disagree, if only because the details that are coming out appear to be so devastating to the Wells Report and/or the NFL.
 
I would also add this;  If the Pats want to put the truth out there, they have to put it all out, no matter how ridiculous part(s) of it sound.  Otherwise they can be criticized for the kind of selective release of information that they are accusing the NFL of.
 
I mean, it does sound lame but the text about the jacket from back in November (I believe) gives it some credibility. 
 

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dcmissle said:
Yep. Baby gets thrown out with bath water.

This is badly conceived. Amateur ahour on both sides, it appears.
And if they left it out, critics would blast it for leaving out the most important fact. The case is based off of this one fact!!!
 

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Yeah, you and I wouldn't use deflator as a term for someone to lose weight because we don't have anything to do with footballs in our day to day life. It's not as bizarre considering what they do.  When I talk about losing weight, I call it cutting.  If I called myself the cutter it wouldn't be because I have a switchblade.
 

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Ed Hillel said:
 
The second text makes it pretty clear, actually. If someone actually picks up on that, it would be great. "Deflate, and give someone that jacket." What else would that be referring to?
 
 
 
 
"Deflate, and give someone that jacket."         
 
Because no one cares about facts, even if it's true. it's all about perception, and by trying to explain this away they look silly.
 
Had they just stuck to the PSI and sloppiness arguments this might have been considered a stronger rebuttal. But the CHBs across the country are going to jump on this explanation like a hobo on a ham sandwich, and will ignore everything else.
 

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Goodell is going to make the team fine worse for leaking these documents, at which point Kraft will go to court. Is that what's going to happen? 
 
I think Kraft does not care about such a fine if the result is that the substantive accusation goes up in flames.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
 
Because no one cares about facts, even if it's true. it's all about perception, and by trying to explain this away they look silly.
 
Had they just stuck to the PSI and sloppiness arguments this might have been considered a stronger rebuttal. But the CHBs across the country are going to jump on this explanation like a hobo on a ham sandwich, and will ignore everything else.
 
And perception will change if someone picks up on that second text. It's clear as day. It's going to depend on how this is reported.
 

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"Evidence was also provided that Indianapolis ball boys, in a prior season, had been seen by Jacksonville personnel with ball needles hidden under their long sleeves."
 
That's from the Goldberg letter.  I haven't heard that one before but, if true, fuck the Colts even harder with a rusty ball needle.
 

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Ed Hillel said:
 
The second text makes it pretty clear, actually. If someone actually picks up on that, it would be great. "Deflate, and give someone that jacket." What else would that be referring to?
 
 
 
 
"Deflate, and give someone that jacket."         
 
Let's say you're right.
 
Let's say they did use this term as it relates to weight loss.
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
 
Because no one cares about facts, even if it's true. it's all about perception, and by trying to explain this away they look silly.
 
Had they just stuck to the PSI and sloppiness arguments this might have been considered a stronger rebuttal. But the CHBs across the country are going to jump on this explanation like a hobo on a ham sandwich, and will ignore everything else.
 

But then they'd ask why the Pats didn't talk about the "deflator" text.
 
Christ, if they were lying, don't you think they'd come up with a better one?
 

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Morgan's Magic Snowplow said:
"Evidence was also provided that Indianapolis ball boys, in a prior season, had been seen by Jacksonville personnel with ball needles hidden under their long sleeves."
 
That's from the Goldberg letter.  I haven't heard that one before but, if true, fuck the Colts even harder with a rusty ball needle.
Who provided that evidence? Are the Jags backign the Pats?
 

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DrewDawg said:
 
But then they'd ask why the Pats didn't talk about the "deflator" text.
 
Christ, if they were lying, don't you think they'd come up with a better one?
yah... The pats are not stupid
 

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Should not have included the deflator/weight loss in the report. Looks, is, like someone reaching badly. But, I don't think they're trying to win a general public PR war here. I think they are trying to set up the removal of Goodell with the other owners. That's their end-game. To that extent, the reaction of twitter-verse/hot sportz take machine is largely irrelevant. I think Kraft's other 31 business partners will be inclined to at least consider their entire response.  would love to be fly on the wall at the meetings next week.   
 

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SeanBerry said:
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
 

Yes. As part of their job descriptions.
 

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HowBoutDemSox said:
This is remarkable:

Patriots counsel also requested from the outset that he be provided with the actual halftime psi measurements. That information was not provided until March 23, over two months into the investigation. It was provided then only on the condition that it not be disclosed and, particularly, that it not be disclosed to the media until the final report was issued. This condition was imposed in the face of the extensively reported misinformation about halftime football psi that the League had refused to correct. One can only speculate why it was so important for the League that the accurate halftime information be withheld from the public until it was ultimately part of a report that downplayed the science and instead relied on selective texts.
 
Yeah, that part really stood out to me.  Allowing the narrative to be driven by misinformation that only could have come from the league in the first place kind of puts the lie to the whole thing.
 
There's a lot of noise out there, but beyond that, I would try to make this a little more simple if I were the Pats -- the crushing stuff is ignoring Anderson's best recollection and imposing a punishment so out of whack with clear violations of game-time football violations that occurred this year seem to be pretty huge.
 
The other part that's compelling to me is the fact that Brady was pissed about the 16 psi balls during the Jets game, which led to his obsession with pressure.  If the fact of his providing the rules is corroborated, it really explains an awful lot.
 

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SeanBerry said:
 
Let's say you're right.
 
Let's say they did use this term as it relates to weight loss.
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
 
Deflating footballs is absolutely a part of their work. It's only relevant if said deflation happens after ref inspection.
 

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Marciano490 said:
Yeah, you and I wouldn't use deflator as a term for someone to lose weight because we don't have anything to do with footballs in our day to day life. It's not as bizarre considering what they do.  When I talk about losing weight, I call it cutting.  If I called myself the cutter it wouldn't be because I have a switchblade.
 
This is exactly how I analyzed it.  These guys are deflating, inflating, and doing all kinds of shit to the balls as part of their routine.  In the context of talking about weight loss or weight gain, it's easy to see how these knuckleheads would slip into referring to each other as "deflator" or "inflator," even though it makes no sense to anyone else.
 

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SeanBerry said:
 
Let's say you're right.
 
Let's say they did use this term as it relates to weight loss.
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
 
There's nothing wrong with deflating footballs pre-inspection and within the legal range
 
Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Deadspin already jumping on the Deflator nickname excuse.
 
That's going to bite the Pats in the ass. No one is going to read the rest of their rebuttal, they're going to look at that one bit and assume the rest of it is a farce. Big misstep here by the team.
 
They're getting killed on national radio (at least every sports station on Sirius).  It's 99% of "Don't pee on me and tell me it's raining"....all due to the Deflator nickname.  They made a big mistake releasing this rebuttal all because of this one part. 
 

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SeanBerry said:
 
Let's say you're right.
 
Let's say they did use this term as it relates to weight loss.
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
 
Yeah, no question, but why wouldn't he be deflating footballs if Brady liked them on the lower end? They come in above 12.5, so he deflates the footballs down to 12.5.
 

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Smiling Joe Hesketh said:
Deadspin already jumping on the Deflator nickname excuse.
 
That's going to bite the Pats in the ass. No one is going to read the rest of their rebuttal, they're going to look at that one bit and assume the rest of it is a farce. Big misstep here by the team.
Agreed. Everyone will just laugh off the whole appeal process with that.
 

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They're getting killed on national radio (at least every sports station on Sirius).  It's 99% of "Don't pee on me and tell me it's raining"....all due to the Deflator nickname.  They made a big mistake releasing this rebuttal all because of this one part. 
 
Yup. Big big mistake there. Just leave that out and the rebuttal might have some momentum.
 

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SeanBerry said:
 
Let's say you're right.
 
Let's say they did use this term as it relates to weight loss.
 
Wouldn't they use the term "deflator" as it relates to weight loss because they spend a lot of time thinking about and actually deflating footballs? 
Maybe, but deflating footballs prior to inspection is perfectly legal.  Read the rebuttal, and you'll see what I mean. 
 
Honestly, if the mediots want to hang their hat on this one point, and ignore EVERY OTHER FACTUAL REBUTTAL, let them.  It's clear the Pats felt they were backed into a corner and had nothing to lose.  
 

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I'm hoping Houston, Jax, and Tennessee have a grudge with the Colts and are backing up the Patriots with information.
 

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Yes. I understand that. You think that's where the nickname came from? Ok.
 
I don't know.  That's their testimony.  And right now, it's the NFL that needs to establish its credibility, in my mind, not the witnesses from the Patriots.  Without a suspicious drop in PSI, if you go by the measurements Walt Anderson said he made, there's really nothing here.
 

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Silverdude2167 said:
But serisouly why did Wells not ask him about this text. If you are going to base most of your findings on this text you should probably ask the guy when interviewing him.
That is actually addressed in both the Wells report and rebuttal.  They had those texts and missed them (presumably because they weren't too concerned with texts from last May).   After they discovered them, they requested the 5th interview, which the Pats pushed back on.  That one text is essentially worth $1M, a first and a forth, because there is no lack of cooperation if Wells didn't come back for another bite at the apple.
 

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That is actually addressed in both the Wells report and rebuttal.  They had those texts and missed them (presumably because they weren't too concerned with texts from last May).   After they discovered them, they requested the 5th interview, which the Pats pushed back on.  That one text is essentially worth $1M, a first and a forth, because there is no lack of cooperation if Wells didn't come back for another bite at the apple.
I thought something was said today that those texts were found before the first interview.
 
 
 
There was a second way that Mr. Jastremski and Mr. McNally used the term “deflation” or “deflator” which the report disregards. The Wells investigators had the May 9, 2014 “deflator”/espn text string in their possession several weeks before their full day, four lawyer-staffed interviews with each of Mr. McNally and Mr. Jastremski. 
 

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That is interesting; I had missed that. The Colts' ball pressure is suspect - aside from only four examples, one of the examples makes no sense because the (apparent) Logo reading is lower than the Non-Logo. Exponent treated that in three ways: as-is, excluding it entirely, and swapping the columns (on the idea that someone screwed up writing it). If someone could have screwed up writing it in, it seems plausible to me that someone could have written down the wrong number - and moreover, 12.95 is kind of a ridiculously high figure for balls originally inflated to ~13, even late in halftime, even with the Logo gauge. Set that to 12.15 (consistent with normal differences between the gauges, and a plausible typo vs 9) and you probably get Indy's average pressure in a range where you don't have to assume 67. Per Exponent page 39, every five degrees gets you about 0.25 PSI, so we start creeping into the range where the transition curve does explain the results, probably with the exception of a couple balls.
The finishing temperature they used was based on the observed temperature of the empty officials' locker room (72º leading to the use of a 71º-74º range), but if you use that as the starting range the math on the Colts balls' didn't work, which led them to assume that the balls were originally measured in some part of the locker room where the temperature was 67º since that made most of the math work (though not all of it as at least one physicist demonstrated). But it all changes when you assume that Anderson was using the logo gauge and the locker room temperature was constant. Because then all the math works properly in both directions and the minor discrepancy on a couple of the balls are more than accounted for by water and the imprecise measurements.
 

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That is actually addressed in both the Wells report and rebuttal.  They had those texts and missed them (presumably because they weren't too concerned with texts from last May).   After they discovered them, they requested the 5th interview, which the Pats pushed back on.  That one text is essentially worth $1M, a first and a forth, because there is no lack of cooperation if Wells didn't come back for another bite at the apple.
 
B.S.  The first thing that they were doing is running a search string for "deflat!" on whatever documents and texts they got.  No way they didn't know they had those texts in their back pocket.  That's how investigations are done. Try and box people into their testimony, and then hit them with their inconsistent prior statements, which they thought that they had.  The problem is (a) they didn't get a second bite at the apple on the terms they wanted it; and (b) maybe those prior inconsistents weren't so inconsistent.
 

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If Jastremski and McNally were innocent in all of this, why did the Pats suspend them? I think the Patriots lose a TON of credibility defending them and explaining their texts and actions today.
 

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dcmissle said:
99% if polled would not believe this; nor should they. It's preposterous. To that extent, the spinning is not helpful.

And by the way, this could take down in the public view the good points that are being made.
So you think that tweedle dee and tweedle dum cooked up a defense of the nickname in 2014 far in advance of this situation? They anticipated the issue and to provide cover used the nickname in a text that specifically refers to a non-football use of the term. How else does one explain that text? It is clear it is non-football Related. Any use is suspicious in this context unfortunately but as ridiculous as it sounds it is plausible. 51/49 against? Sure. But plausible.

Given that, there may have even been some dark "we are smarter than else" humor that played to the dual meaning of the nickname.

But one can't out and out dismiss it because it sounds silly - each one of us has a friend or two that has a stupid nickname.
 

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Mooch said:
If Jastremski and McNally were innocent in all of this, why did the Pats suspend them? I think the Patriots lose a TON of credibility defending them and explaining their texts and actions today.
The Pats were told to do so by the league. 
 

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Mooch said:
If Jastremski and McNally were innocent in all of this, why did the Pats suspend them? I think the Patriots lose a TON of credibility defending them and explaining their texts and actions today.
 
1.  Appease the NFL, given that they thought punishment was going to be much less but this was undoubtedly going to be on the list of punishment.
 
2.  Didn't they still steal shit out of the locker room, according to the rebuttal?
 

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I'm curious...about this action.  The thread is full of (equally) plausible ways in which they were texting knuckleheads, though no worse.  If the team claims innocence in all this, why fire the two guys?  It seems odd as I expected the team to support them.
 
Is this a solid to set them up for post-firing action against the league?  Something like a defamation of character position whereby the men look for vindication after having been besmirched by the Wells report conclusions.  I infer from poster comments that they are employees at will and that wrongful termination is not an angle for them.  Could they enter into some legal action against the team that could be a springboard for dragging in the league.  Spitballing, something like the team let them go because Wells proclaimed them guilty and the team was attempting to redress the issue....hot potato to you Mr. Goodell to substantiate the Report.  NOTE: me no lawyer.
 
As an aside, I'm an engineer and deal with psi often.  I completely buy into the case that proper application of science shows the balls were not deflated (and you can't be guilty of something that didn't happen no matter how weird the text message).  It bugs me that the Report assigns significance to the gages for two reasons.  One, in my world, Quality Assurance would insist on a gage that is 10X more accurate than the item being measured.  That is, to report 10.XX the gage should be capable of measuring 10.XXX and round up using standard math rules.  Does the league really have rocket scientist accurate gages?  I suspect not...gages that were offered in this thread as possible options looked like it would be a struggle for accuracy to the closest full psi let alone tenths (.X) or hundreths (.XX).  Secondly, again in my world, we use a standard tolerance of +/- 1% of full scale.  Say the gages are 0-20 psig...that's +/- 0.2 psig.  The two gages to each other are what, 3%-4% off?  That's more like the Pep Boys cheap-o at the checkout line special.  Time to ask for the speed trap "when was that last calibrated" question.  Yes, these comments are geeky, nitpicky. There are far better folks to opine about the gas law and statistics, both of which speak to more crippling issues with validity of the "analysis".