#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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snowmanny said:
And as has been pointed out, whatever each team chooses to rub on the ball could variably alter the permeability of the surface which can in turn variably alter the temperature of the ball in cold and wet weather.
 
No.  The bladder is essentially impermeable, otherwise you'd have an ongoing leak.  And whatever they're rubbing on is going on the cover, which isn't related to gas containment.
 

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drleather2001 said:
What? Why?
 
Just following NFL rules about online video according to John Brenkus. But still.
 
https://twitter.com/Sport_Science/status/559105033095372800
 
 
 
Well maybe that was more CYA BS, since it is back up. Who knows at this point?
 

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SumnerH said:
 
No.  The bladder is essentially impermeable, otherwise you'd have an ongoing leak.  And whatever they're rubbing on is going on the cover, which isn't related to gas containment.
Right. What I heard physics professors say was that the wetness of the surface of the ball can have an effect on the cooling of the ball. So if you rub a water-resistant substance on the ball it will cool less quickly than a ball that is rubbed with something more permeable that retains the water.
 

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So it seems SNL is doing a spoof?
Meh. It's not on for another few hours here. I'm not a Blake Shelton fan nor much of a fan of the current cast save a few; Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon right off the top of my head. How funny can they make it with "Ballghazi"? So, I'll be sleeping or hopefully having sex.
 

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drleather2001 said:
Well, you work in entertainment so you know better than I would,
But (based on my totally imprecise knowledge) I disagree that Brady doesn't care about this. He's approaching the end of his career, and I think it's only human to be concerned that everything you've worked for might get derailed by a complete bullshit story and bloodthirsty writers.

You don't think Brady wonders why Manning never seems to have to deal with this bullshit, despite the fact that he (Brady) generally shuns spotlight while Manning takes every buck he can?

I know he's far, far, more secure in his life and, for lack of a better term, spirit, than I'll ever be, but this shit would drive me fucking bonkers.
In my experience it's infuriating and it drives you bonkers but only when you choose to engage in their conversation. It's very hard not to sometimes but then you realize that they are simply operating with a completely different intention than you are. Reporters want a story. And they want attention for themselves. And often they want to bring you down if they can. None of those things have anything to do with what Brady wants. I would guess that he gets pissed off sometimes and bellyaches about these assholes but for the most part he's more interested in winning football games and hanging with his wife. Reporters bum me out sometimes and then I meet them and im like, what the fuck do I care what this fat person thinks of me or my work or the people I care about?
 

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AardsmaToZupcic said:
Nothing from todays press conference all the jokes are from Thursday's so they don't get credit from me for a quick turnaround.
 
Not on the West Coast yet.  It's a shame they didn't have enough time to incorporate Bill Belichick, Science Guy.
 

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snowmanny said:
Right. What I heard physics professors say was that the wetness of the surface of the ball can have an effect on the cooling of the ball. So if you rub a water-resistant substance on the ball it will cool less quickly than a ball that is rubbed with something more permeable that retains the water.
Oh, maybe I guess.  Seems like a pretty small effect.
 

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Remember that report awhile back that they measured the balls twice -- at 2.5 hours and again shortly before kickoff? Wouldn't that put a dent in an explanation that preparing the balls affected psi? Did that come from anyone reliable?
 

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DennyDoyle'sBoil said:
Remember that report awhile back that they measured the balls twice -- at 2.5 hours and again shortly before kickoff? Wouldn't that put a dent in an explanation that preparing the balls affected psi? Did that come from anyone reliable?
 
Yes, I remember that, and I'm positive that was info lost in translation during the reporting of another report.  The "short time" was 5 minutes before game time, which also happens to be the time reported for handoff of the balls from the refs to the ball boys.
 

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djbayko said:
Yes, I remember that, and I'm positive that was info lost in translation during the reporting of another report.  The "short time" was 5 minutes before game time, which also happens to be the time reported for handoff of the balls from the refs to the ball boys.
Wait, so I think you're saying someone confused a second measurement with the handoff to the equipment guy? That seems plausible, because I would think the refs are busy five minutes before the game (unless we're back to the "sting" theory).
 

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Couldn't the media of come up with something better than deflategate? I think psigate would've work well
 

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LuckyBen said:
Couldn't the media of come up with something better than deflategate? I think psigate would've work well
 
Yes, Report A (where balls were transferred to ball boys at t-5 minutes) morphed into Report B (where balls were re-tested at t-5 minutes) over the course of a couple hours.
 
Report B just makes no sense whatsoever.  Not only are the refs busy, but why would the balls need to be tested again if they are in the position of the refs?
 

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RIFan said:
Doesn't he know that common sense has no place in the media? I hope he doesn't include that clip in his application to ESPN.
 
Whoever posted that on YouTube didn't even tell us who and what station that is from.
 

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SumnerH said:
Oh, maybe I guess.  Seems like a pretty small effect.
 
Also, the rubbing or other conditioning could open more "pores" between the leather and the bladder. More water getting through to the bladder could increase the rate of cooling, yes?
 

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People mock what they don't understand, what they don't bother to try to understand and what puts them on the defensive.
 
Be prepared for a steady flow of doubling-down from those in the media who have been convicting the Patriots without evidence thus far
 

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E5 Yaz said:
People mock what they don't understand, what they don't bother to try to understand and what puts them on the defensive.
 
Be prepared for a steady flow of a doubling-down from those in the media who have been convicting the Patriots without evidence thus far
 
I am prepared and it's a shame. The most relevant, the ONLY relevant part of  this story is the fallibility of the media and the effect it has on the gullible court of public opinion. Without the mea cuplas we are assuredly doomed to learn nothing from this at all. 
 

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Harry Hooper said:
 
If he hadn't cited Canty, it wouldn't have been so awful. Of course, BB is not allowed by Florio to know more today than he did days ago about the ball prep.
No, it was pretty terrible outside of that.
 

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Ed Hillel said:
No, it was pretty terrible outside of that.
 
 
I won't read it again, so maybe you're right. Perhaps the best policy in the future for the Pats is to send the ball to the officials completely deflated and let them deal with the balls. Florio would still find that shady.
 

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Harry Hooper said:
 
 
I won't read it again, so maybe you're right. Perhaps the best policy in the future for the Pats is to send the ball to the officials completely deflated and let them deal with the balls. Florio would still find that shady.
Well then the problem becomes what if the refs don't even look at them and the Pats end up with 12 totally deflated balls?
 

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LogansDad said:
Well then the problem becomes what if the refs don't even look at them and the Pats end up with 12 totally deflated balls?
 
I know you're kidding. But it does spur the thought: Is it possible that next week's 'Superballs' will be the most examined pieces of sporting equipment in history?
 

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Jack Dempsey's gloves after knocking out Jess Willard got some attention, too, but you're probably right.
 

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shepard50 said:
 
I know you're kidding. But it does spur the thought: Is it possible that next week's 'Superballs' will be the most examined pieces of sporting equipment in history?
 
It will be a great marketing opportunity. Pinkerton Security, wearing Oscar de La Renta uniforms, will drive the balls onto the field, don the new Segway roller skates, and bring the Samsonite locked bags of Wilson balls to the officials.
 

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http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/sports/football/03football.html
 
Interesting that the wax the QB's insist on scrubbing off the balls is actually a resin which when moistened and scrubbed a little turns tacky like a post-it note--but the QB's don't believe Wilson, or something. So they scrub them to death.
Considering how meticulous they are, it seems clear the balls are prepared for the QB's well before game day. Then they are chosen and set aside. No way this is happening two hours before game time.
The Patriots pre-game scrubbing is, I suspect, a frictional heating exercise which is what the investigation would discover--so Bill got out ahead of that discovery today by explaining it as simply an extension of routine ball prep.
 

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BTW .., Of the four or five fan msg boards for other teams I've checked out this week, been most impressed by Green Bay. Even when they don't necessarily buy the Pats' story, they show greater ability to keep things in perspective, on average, than other fanbases.
 

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riboflav said:
 
I'm not picking on you. But, I have a request. Can we stop linking to these losers? Just tell us what they say (and where I can find the info) if it's relevant but don't link.
 
I've made similar requests in the past, but there's a segment of the board that seems to need to bash these clowns  and to share their tripe so that others can pile on. 
 
I just tend to not feed the click-counter of anyone who is presented as being a media troll.
 

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lambeau said:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/sports/football/03football.html
 
Interesting that the wax the QB's insist on scrubbing off the balls is actually a resin which when moistened and scrubbed a little turns tacky like a post-it note--but the QB's don't believe Wilson, or something. So they scrub them to death.
Considering how meticulous they are, it seems clear the balls are prepared for the QB's well before game day. Then they are chosen and set aside. No way this is happening two hours before game time.
The Patriots pre-game scrubbing is, I suspect, a frictional heating exercise which is what the investigation would discover--so Bill got out ahead of that discovery today by explaining it as simply an extension of routine ball prep.
Why does it have to be nefarious?  Why can't it simply be to scuff the surface on the day of the game...maybe raise the tackiness just a bit.  
 
There's no evidence that the Pats have heated or done anything to the balls to try and gain an advantage... in fact it's been shown that underinflation does the opposite... so why would the Pats go through a whole routine so the balls start out in the range and end up outside of it?  Especially when it's been shown that the refs don't seem to check the balls all that closely?
 
I think almost all of this can be explained by the Pats inflating to the minimum and there being cold weather.  
 

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Florio is the same guy who is convinced that this was a sting by the nfl, but has apparently not realized that this being a "sting" would've meant the nfl allowed the Pats a "competitive advantage" for the first half of the afcc. He clearly has a beef with the Pats and is not very bright.
 

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Punchado said:
Oh I doubt Brady gives two fucks but the thing I hope everyone takes away from this is that our "news" media has become a wildly irresponsible beast with zero sense of accountability. And so much political and sports and entertainment "journalism" now seems to despise the people they are reporting about. And it clouds their impartiality and creates shit storms of nothingness like this week.
 
This is exactly what I'm taking from all of this. It's beyond people hating the Patriots. It's beyond sports. Our media and journalistic standards are at untenable levels. News is now just entertainment, and it reports what people want to hear. Facts and reality have no place.
 
I don't know what can or should be done about it, but it makes me sad. 
 

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lars10 said:
Why does it have to be nefarious?  Why can't it simply be to scuff the surface on the day of the game...maybe raise the tackiness just a bit.  
 
There's no evidence that the Pats have heated or done anything to the balls to try and gain an advantage... in fact it's been shown that underinflation does the opposite... so why would the Pats go through a whole routine so the balls start out in the range and end up outside of it?  Especially when it's been shown that the refs don't seem to check the balls all that closely?
 
I think almost all of this can be explained by the Pats inflating to the minimum and there being cold weather.  
 
If the Pats inflate to the minimum, and the refs do gauge it and approve it, they might release a couple of tenths {?} right there. So before it leaves the locker room it's already a tad below spec.
 

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lars10 said:
Why does it have to be nefarious?  Why can't it simply be to scuff the surface on the day of the game...maybe raise the tackiness just a bit.  
 
There's no evidence that the Pats have heated or done anything to the balls to try and gain an advantage... in fact it's been shown that underinflation does the opposite... so why would the Pats go through a whole routine so the balls start out in the range and end up outside of it?  Especially when it's been shown that the refs don't seem to check the balls all that closely?
 
I think almost all of this can be explained by the Pats inflating to the minimum and there being cold weather.  
 
These people don't use much of their brain.  If the objective was truly to heat the contents of the ball, there are several much easier / practical ways than using friction.
 

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Andrew said:
I don't know what can or should be done about it ...
 
Stop watching ESPN programming that is non-game related.
 
Stop watching anything in the "Embrace Debate" concept.
 
Stop listening to sports talk radio hosts you know are inflammatory. 
 
Don't link to anything like that here.
 
Don't read what others link to as examples of shitty journalism.
 
In short, retrain yourself to follow sports. You'll only drive yourself insane by continuing to watch and expecting a different result.
 

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CxsXFX3tDpg

Edit: haven't seen this yet. Just going to leave it here. They tested a bunch of balls with a 25 degree drop (75-50) plus cool water and found an average of 1.8 psi drop. Claim that water in the leather can expand the balls and further reduce the pressure.
 

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Except that even NPR got aboard this ballghazi train.
Love it.
 
The Pats should talk to Ozzy this week and come out as a team while he blasts over the stadium PA: "I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON BALLGHAZI TRAIN!!!"
 

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LogansDad said:
Love it.
 
The Pats should talk to Ozzy this week and come out as a team while he blasts over the stadium PA: "I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON BALLGHAZI TRAIN!!!"
 
 
djbayko said:
 
Yeah, it wasn't said eloquentlt.  I think they meant it could shrink the leather enveloping the bladder, thus decreasing the volume.
 
Ozzy's bladder's been through the mill
 

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Long term the wetted leather might shrink after it dries, but when it first gets wet I think it would expand (a bit like your fingers getting wrinkly in the pool).