Derby Day: EPL Game Thread

[OCST]

The derbies today were really entertaining.

 

[singaporesoxfan]

I would say more but I'm busy watching Jagielka's goal on repeat.

 

[mascho]

As bad as the Newcastle third kit is, the on-pitch product remains worse...

 

[soxfan121]

As bad as the Newcastle third kit is, the on-pitch product remains worse...

 
I dunno man. They can take a team hunting trip right after the game without changing. 

 

[soxfan121]

Hey! It's raining in Stoke!
 
That never happens.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

 
Toon Army fans are apparently carrying Sack Pardew signs. This makes Alan a sad panda.

 

[soxfan121]

My wife: "Sideshow Bob hairdo guy looks like a wet, miserable poodle."
 
Newcastle fandom...it's FAN-tastic!

 

[soxfan121]

In these uni's, Colback looks like knock-off Christmas decorations.

 

[mascho]

In these uni's, Colback looks like knock-off Christmas decorations.

I know some Christmas decorations that can do a better job of holding possession in the midfield.

 

[DLew On Roids]

 

[soxfan121]

I know some Christmas decorations that can do a better job of holding possession in the midfield.

 

Alan giving Jack a pep talk at halftime.

 

[mascho]

A blind donkey with leprosy could have scored there, Jack.

 

[soxfan121]

OK, seriously...fuck that shit. How did you miss that HEAT MISER?

 

[soxfan121]

Sad Pardew is sad that Colback didn't save his job.

 

[soxfan121]

Tiote is exactly the kind of player the Arsenal ding-dongs are always whining they don't have, isn't he? Impressive game from him defensively.

 

[mascho]

 
There.
 
He couldn't score from there.

 

[soxfan121]

I think the announcer just said Pardew is "shooting blanks" which is an odd way to say he's impotent and ineffective.

 

[Seven Costanza]

Serenity now, serenity now, serenity now.

 

[soxfan121]

Mike Ashley really does look like he ate Big Bird.

 

[Infield Infidel]

You know sf121, you can still switch to Everton. No one will blame you. 

 

[soxfan121]

There's a late-80s, early-90s Patriots vibe to this Newcastle thing. The "how low can it go" factor. I can dig it.