Chuck Knoblauch arrested for assaulting ex-wife

[Trlicek's Whip]

On my smartphone and didn't see it here yet: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2014/07/24/ex-mlb-star-chuck-knoblauch-accused-of-assaulting-ex-wife/13113109/

The Minnesota Twins had planned a ceremony next month to induct him into their Hall of Fame but have since cancelled the proceedings.

 

[No Pepper]

Apparently the second ex-wife that he has assaulted. Nice slugging percentage.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He actually meant to hit the wall; but when he threw the punch, it went wide

 

[Yaz4Ever]

Yeah, I'm surprised he found his target as well

 

[mabrowndog]

The Minnesota Twins had planned a ceremony next month to induct him into their Hall of Fame but have since cancelled the proceedings.

 
Roger Goodell would have merely delayed it for two days.

 

[nolasoxfan]

Two game suspension.

 

[AbbyNoho]

Apparently the second ex-wife that he has assaulted. Nice slugging percentage.

 
Oh. Wow. Ouch.

 

[jose melendez]

I would have thought if he through a punch it would have missed and hit Keith Olberman's mom.

 

[TheoShmeo]

Today Chuck became a True Yankee.

 

[RG33]

I would have thought that this would have solidified Knoblauch's place alongside Kirby Puckett in the Twinkie HofF.

 

[Sprowl]

He actually meant to hit the wall; but when he threw the punch, it went wide

Yeah, I'm surprised he found his target as well

I would have thought if he through a punch it would have missed and hit Keith Olberman's mom.

I feel both bad, and somewhat relieved, that I'm the fourth one who wanted to post on Chuck's haymaker going astray. The road to hell is broad and well traveled, so it'll be nice to have company.

 

[Bergs]

If she had just kept her foot on the 1st base bag, there's no way he hits her.

 

[Grunherz54]

Piling on:
 
Chuck ‘New Kid on C-Blauch’
 
and
 
If she had been wearing an Offerman jersey he would have missed her completely.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Today Chuck became a True Yankee.

He flew a single engine plane into her house?

 

[MillarTime]

He flew a single engine plane into her house?

Oh. My. God.

 

[Trlicek's Whip]

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Jesus. He looks like the Michelin Man.
 
Did he hit her or eat her?

 

[Marbleheader]

Fuck him and his phantom tag.