Chris Colabello suspended 80 games for PEDs

soxhop411

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“@mike_petriello: Chris Colabello suspended 80 games for PEDs, per a press release.”


“@EvanDrellich: Massachusetts’ own Chris Colabello suspended 80 games for dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, a PED.”
 

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He's made a statement where he says a lot of things "I'm trying to find an answer as to how and why", "I'm saddened" etc., but I didn't see a denial there.
 

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Dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, an oral anabolic steroid made famous "back in the day" by the East Germans before the Berlin Wall came down!

Love ya Chris but damn, this is some serious shit. Hard to imagine this is an ingredient in any supplement.
 

DeadlySplitter

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This guy was a nobody on the Twins until last year, and has been a nobody this year after the positive test. Bullshit statement
 

PaulinMyrBch

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Wiki says its commonly called Oral Turinabol. This website says the half life is 16 hours and it stays in your system for 6 weeks. It's an oral steroid, so I'm guessing he was juicing in the offseason calculating it would clear his system before the test he gets when he arrives to spring training.
 

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Toronto's division championship last year now thoroughly tainted. Least surprising news ever. Are there still people around here who claim steroids don't help baseball players perform better?
 

Dim13

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This kinda sucks. Local kid. I used to watch him play for the Worcester Tornadoes. Rooted for him when he made the big leagues, but it'll be hard to come back from this.