CFB 2021 Week 10: Ready for #MACtion

[Awesome Fossum]

All times ET. All lines from ESPN. Not all games listed.

Tuesday, November 2
7:00 Ball State (-20) at Akron, CBSSN
7:30 Eastern Michigan at Toledo (-9), ESPN2
7:30 Miami OH (-7.5) at Ohio, ESPNU

Wednesday, November 3
7:00 Central Michigan at Western Michigan (-10), ESPNU
7:00 NIU at Kent State (-3.5), ESPN2

Thursday, November 4
7:30 Georgia State at #24 Louisiana (-12), ESPN
7:30 Delaware State at Morgan State, ESPN2

Friday, November 5
6:00 Princeton at Dartmouth, ESPNU
7:30 Virginia Tech (-3) at Boston College, ESPN2
10:30 Utah (-7) at Stanford, FS1

Saturday, November 6
11:30 Army vs. Air Force (-2.5) in Arlington, TX, CBS

12:00 #6 Ohio State (-15) at Nebraska, FOX
12:00 #10 Wake Forest at North Carolina (-2.5), ABC
12:00 Missouri at #1 Georgia (-38), ESPN
12:00 Illinois at Minnesota (-14.5), ESPN2
12:00 Kansas State (-24) at Kansas, FS1
12:00 #23 SMU (-5.5) at Memphis, ESPNU
12:00 Liberty at #15 Ole Miss (-9.5), SECN

3:00 #12 Auburn at #13 Texas A&M (-4.5), CBS
3:30 Navy at #8 Notre Dame (-20.5), NBC
3:30 #5 Michigan State (-3) at Purdue, ABC
3:30 #14 Baylor (-6.5) at TCU, FOX
3:30 #11 Oklahoma State (-3) at West Virginia, ESPN
3:30 Tulsa at #2 Cincinnati (-22.5), ESPN2
3:30 #22 Penn State (-10) at Maryland, FS1
3:30 Rhode Island at UMass, NESN
3:30 Idaho State at #17 BYU, ESPN3

4:00 Mississippi State at Arkansas, SECN

6:00 #21 Coastal Carolina (-20) at Georgia Southern, ESPN+

7:00 LSU at #3 Alabama (-28.5), ESPN
7:00 Tennessee at #18 Kentucky (-1), ESPN2
7:00 Boise State at #25 Fresno State (-5), CBSSN
7:00 #19 Iowa (-12) at Northwestern, BTN

7:30 Indiana at #9 Michigan (-19.5), FOX
7:30 #7 Oregon (-6.5) at Washington, ABC
7:30 Texas at Iowa State (-6.5), FS1
7:30 #20 Houston (-13.5) at USF, ESPNU

10:00 San Jose State at Nevada (-10), FS2
10:15 #16 UTSA (-11) at UTEP, ESPN2
10:30 USC at Arizona State (-8.5), ESPN
11:00 San Diego State (-7) at Hawaii, FS1

 

[canderson]

Wake-UNC could be a fun game. aggy vs war aggy could be too.

I'm going to schedule a lobotomy so I don't watch Texas gets its door blown off vs Iowa State.

 

[Awesome Fossum]

Schedule it for midway through the third quarter, right when they take that 10-point lead.

 

[canderson]

Schedule it for midway through the third quarter, right when they take that 10-point lead.

Nah, they'll be down by 14 after the 1st. It's gonna be a bloodbath. They've quit. Campbell is gonna use it as a tool to rejuvenate his career opportunities after the season.

 

[canderson]

To show has awful Texas is, its special teams coordinator is hooking up with a stripper. That stripper has a pet monkey. That pet monkey attached a trick or treater and the kid is in serious condition, they had to pry the monkey jaws off the child.

The stripper then got into a Twitter fight with all sorts of people (she deleted her account overnight), but left with this gem:

"Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !"

The monkey's name is ... wait for it ... Pole Assassin.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

4:00 Miss State at Arkansas SECN

 

[Awesome Fossum]

I hope everyone enjoyed the athletic competition of the college football season. Now it's time for the media rights management portion of the season.

View: https://twitter.com/CFBPlayoff/status/1455678780983451653


View: https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1455678774045982722

 

[Awesome Fossum]

I'll have to update the opening post to clarify that the #2 next to Cincinnati is their in-state rank, not national.

 

[CFB_Rules]

To show has awful Texas is, its special teams coordinator is hooking up with a stripper. That stripper has a pet monkey. That pet monkey attached a trick or treater and the kid is in serious condition, they had to pry the monkey jaws off the child.

The stripper then got into a Twitter fight with all sorts of people (she deleted her account overnight), but left with this gem:

"Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !"

The monkey's name is ... wait for it ... Pole Assassin.

The monkey is named Gia. The stripper is Pole Assassin.

 

[Ale Xander]

Anyone think LSU can pull the upset vs Bama Saturday night?

 

[mauf]

Anyone think LSU can pull the upset vs Bama Saturday night?

Sure they can. This isn’t one of Saban’s best teams. And LSU is better than their record.

That said, it’s unlikely. If I had to bet the game, I’d take LSU with points (+28.5), but I’d leave the money line (+1300) alone.

 

[GB5]

BC + 3
Wake +2.5
Purdue +3
Indiana +19.5
Oregon -6.5
SD. ST -7

 

[AMS25]

Nebraska is sort-of hanging with Ohio State.

 

[AMS25]

Not a lot of defense being played in Wake Forest--North Carolina. If you like shoot-outs, this game is for you.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Huge choke by Wake

 

[AMS25]

Huge choke by Wake

Yep, Wake goes down.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Love the Mack Brown redemption tour the last few years.

 

[AMS25]

Purdue-Michigan State is looking competitive.

 

[AMS25]

Fun touchdown for Purdue on a double reverse.

 

[Dim13]

Bill is totally gonna draft this punter from Navy.

 

[shawnrbu]

False start. False start. Timeout to prevent a delay of game. Tremendous goalline offense by Aggie.

 

[shawnrbu]

Now Calzada with his left shoulder popped out on a run.

 

[luckiestman]

Noles onside kick and score TD to open the half BUT I am nearly certain that my guy did not catch the ball and they didn’t even review it

 

[AMS25]

Now Calzada with his left shoulder popped out on a run.

Is the low score due to offensive miscues or good defense?

 

[shawnrbu]

Mostly good defense. Neither offense is very good though.

Calzada is the toughest college QB this season.

 

[johnmd20]

Perdue sees a Top 5 team and salivates like Tony Soprano looking at a cannoli.

 

[B H Kim]

I just texted my daughter, a freshman at Purdue, that she should be careful when they rush the field. She texted back that they left ten minutes ago to eat dinner. I’m distraught.

 

[AMS25]

Purdue sees a Top 5 team and salivates like Tony Soprano looking at a cannoli.

Yep, it looks like a second undefeated team is going down this week (the first being Wake Forest).

 

[shawnrbu]

URI beat UMass 35-22.

 

[BigMike]

Cincinnati survives with a goal line stand up 28-20 and less than a minute to play.

3rd and goal from the one. Well designed play QB has the lane for the TD, but decided to take an awkward dive for it rather than run into the endzone, and he would have scored easily. But the awkward dive puts him down 1 foot short

4th down play RB loses the ball just as he reaches his arm out at the goalline.

 

[canderson]

End of Tulsa - Cincy was wild.

 

[canderson]

TCU beat Baylor. Tons of upsets today.

And now Texas gets to have its ass best. Woooo.

 

[shawnrbu]

What a terrible holding call to possibly cost Mississippi State the game on 4th down.

 

[shawnrbu]

It wouldn’t be Arkansas/Mississippi State without Overtime.

 

[shawnrbu]

Bad snap. Awful kick for the Bulldogs.

 

[Freddy Linn]

Second game I’ve listened intently to RGIII and he’s excellent as an analyst.

 

[canderson]

I’m shocked Texas had a halftime lead to blow.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

LSU down 6 and in the red zone.

 

[shawnrbu]

Time of possession

Kentucky 41:55
Tennessee 8:29

Tennessee 45
Kentucky 42

 

[BigSoxFan]

LSU’s QB sucks

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Yup, Max Johnson sucks. LSU defense played a hell of a game and gave them every chance.

 

[BigMike]

LSU’s QB sucks

Yeah, I don't like lefty QB, but he almost feels like he is a lefty with righty footwork or something. Like it feels wrong.

LSU had plenty of chances here

 

[BigSoxFan]

Yeah, I don't like lefty QB, but he almost feels like he is a lefty with righty footwork or something. Like it feels wrong.

LSU had plenty of chances here

This kid is just terrible. Completely unwatchable.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

LSU should have kicked a FG on 4th and goal to cut it to 20-17. Plenty of time left and the defense was playing well.

 

[BigSoxFan]

LSU should have kicked a FG on 4th and goal to cut it to 20-17. Plenty of time left and the defense was playing well.

Yup. My buddy and I were saying the same thing.

 

[shawnrbu]

Mark Stoops throwing a nutty gets a penalty on 4th and 9 while on offense.

 

[canderson]

Mark Stoops throwing a nutty gets a penalty on 4th and 9 while on offense.

And Kentucky converts that 4th!

 

[shawnrbu]

Kentucky stalls at the Tennessee 38. Tennessee’s defense hangs in there for 99 plays and wins 45-42.

 

[canderson]

Texas should go replace Sam Houston in the WAC.

 

[shawnrbu]

Washington’s coach decides to punt down 8 with 2 minutes to go on 4th and 10. Snapped out of the endzone. Deserving.