Hey! Fuck Gordon Hayward.
Seriously. We all want to dance around saying it because his ankle injury was so gruesome. Sprinkle in his, "Aw shucks! I'm just a video game, nerdy hipster! Look at my sweet moustache and perfectly quoffed hair!" and we just let his BS slide.
I know the injury wasnt his fault. But had he pulled that dramatic bullshit and picked any team besides Boston a few years ago, we all would have called him a drama queen. Everything about him was either dramatic or a challenge.
He looks great, hes back!
Oh, hes shit again for 2 weeks. Ankle issue? Who knows. Hes just disappearing.
Hey look, he really didnt want a daughter.
Oh. Hes pouting because hes playing behind Jaylen. That's nice.
Hes hurt...again...for the 50th time.
Hes staying out of the bubble for the birth of his kid. That sucks, but I get it.
Psych! Hes back in the bubble!
He loves CBS and he wont leave.
Eh...ok, hes going to Indiana.
PSYYCCCHHHH!!!
Later, Gordo. Take your super hip mustache and your flair for the dramatics, and have fun toiling away in Charlotte. I'm sure they have great internet connection for your gaming, though.