I know it's "just" spring training, but here are some spring pitching stats for bullpen guys (as of this morning's ESPN stat page, which may not include yesterday's game yet)....
Matt Barnes - 7.20 era, 2.00 whip, 16.2 k/9
Ryan Brasier - 4.50 era, 1.50 whip, 13.5 k/9
Colten Brewer - 3.60 era, 1.50 whip, 9.0 k/9
Tyler Thornburg - 10.50 era, 2.67 whip, 9.0 k/9
Hector Velázquez - 7.84 era, 1.94 whip, 7.0 k/9
Heath Hembree - 9.82 era, 2.18 whip, 14.7 k/9
Brian Johnson - 7.59 era, 1.97 whip, 8.4 k/9
Brandon Workman - 4.50 era, 1.38 whip, 18.0 k/9
Again, "just" spring training, but my god those numbers are impossibly bad. When 3.60 era, 1.50 whip represents by FAR your best pitching line...holy crap.
The good news is that those stats really can't be that bad in the regular season!