Bruins @ Canadiens - Game 6

Moosey

Mooseyed Farvin
SoSH Member
Jul 20, 2005
4,227
CT
Recipe:
 
2 parts commercial babe mojo:
 

 

 
1 part Yeti Lego mojo:

 
Add State Loui mojo to taste:
 

 
Stir and serve over the corpses of the Habs.
 
Win.
 
 

EddieYost

is not associated in any way with GHoff
SoSH Member
Jul 15, 2005
10,754
NH
Oh aggression.  I get it.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUef0yzBW3I
 
 
 

mabrowndog

Ask me about total zone...or paint
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 23, 2003
39,676
Falmouth, MA

 
I'm thirsting for the sight of devastated francophone motherfuckers filing slowly up the aisles and out of the Le Centre Bell midway through the 3rd period before heading to the local discotheques to drown their sorrows in cosmopolitans and house music.
 

jsinger121

@jsinger121
SoSH Member
Jul 25, 2005
17,684
I believe the Bruins have only closed the Canadiens twice in Montreal in 1988 and 2009. 
 

54thMA

Member
SoSH Member
Aug 15, 2012
10,167
Westwood MA
Pack their Bea Arthur looking anthem singer in mothballs Monday night and finish off these assholes, crush they hopes and dreams, another year when the cup does not "go back to where it belongs."
 
Fuck them and that ballbag Felger and Mazz had on the air last week with his smarmy, douchebagish Montreal Canadiens attitude and his "I've got three words for you; too many men..........." assholeian bullshit.
 
For me, that nutshot in 1979 is the 1A to 1 game 6, 1986 WS..................the cup was theirs that year, the Rangers were the Washington Generals  to whoever else got to the finals...............
 

mabrowndog

Ask me about total zone...or paint
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 23, 2003
39,676
Falmouth, MA
54thMA said:
Fuck them and that ballbag Felger and Mazz had on the air last week with his smarmy, douchebagish Montreal Canadiens attitude and his "I've got three words for you; too many men..........." assholeian bullshit.
 
That's about as apt a description of Tony Marinaro as anyone can muster.
 

 
He's a bloated garden gnome with the body and height of Haggs and the obnoxiously vociferous bluster of Gresh with a Quebecois accent. The dumpy little motherfucker is at far right in the pic below.
 
 

Ed Hillel

Wants to be startin somethin
SoSH Member
Dec 12, 2007
44,131
Here
mascho said:
So, we're paying Thornton's fine, right?
I'm still trying to figure out how Subban couldn't see for a minute and a half, given that he wears a giant visor. If Thornton could get the water under that, he should get a reward, not have to pay a fine.
 

54thMA

Member
SoSH Member
Aug 15, 2012
10,167
Westwood MA
mabrowndog said:
 
That's about as apt a description of Tony Marinaro as anyone can muster.
 

 
He's a bloated garden gnome with the body and height of Haggs and the obnoxiously vociferous bluster of Gresh with a Quebecois accent. The dumpy little motherfucker is at far right in the pic below.
 
 

It wasn't that ballbag, it was some other smarmy Canadian ballbag, but thanks for posting this; I'm shocked that there's more than one such ballbag associated with the Habs. 
 
My irrational sports hate towards the Yankees is a flyspeck on the ocean compared to my sports hate towards these assholes; thanks a lot for shitting all over my youth and the four less Stanley Cups in 1971, 1977, 1978 and 1979 you fuckers. 
 
Yankee fans learned the concept of arrogant entitlement from these kings of douche.
 

mabrowndog

Ask me about total zone...or paint
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 23, 2003
39,676
Falmouth, MA
54thMA said:
 
It wasn't that ballbag, it was some other smarmy Canadian ballbag, but thanks for posting this; I'm shocked that there's more than one such ballbag associated with the Habs. 
 
My bad. Marinaro has been on EEI with Mut & Merloni the past couple of weeks. The ballbag on Felger & Mazz was their play-by-play asshole, Rick Moffat. And yeah, he's just as big a major league douchebag.
 
 

mabrowndog

Ask me about total zone...or paint
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 23, 2003
39,676
Falmouth, MA
Subban has actually done TV weather forecasts in Montreal. You'd think he'd have known a little rain was coming.
 
 

Brand Name

make hers mark
Moderator
SoSH Member
Oct 6, 2010
4,420
Moving the Line
mabrowndog said:
You can just tell his hand is just going to flop against Boston, in about two seconds.
 
Fucking kill these fuckers in their fucking house. Destroying these fuckers would fucking make my fucking week that much fucking better. Turn their sticks to golf clubs. WIN.
 

54thMA

Member
SoSH Member
Aug 15, 2012
10,167
Westwood MA
mabrowndog said:
 
My bad. Marinaro has been on EEI with Mut & Merloni the past couple of weeks. The ballbag on Felger & Mazz was their play-by-play asshole, Rick Moffat. And yeah, he's just as big a major league douchebag.
 
 
That's the guy, Moffat.  Mazz asked him if he has kids and he said yes, then he asked if any of them are old enough to remember the last time the Canadiens won the cup........................long pause.............................................................."Yes"...............he's so full of shit, going on 21 years since the last one and if there is a God in heaven, it will be another 21 before they get another sniff.
 
Speaking of sniff, that's quite the honker he's sporting, what a cheeseball.  He's certainly got a face for radio, I'll give him that.
 
 

DJnVa

Dorito Dawg
SoSH Member
Dec 16, 2010
54,087
mabrowndog said:
 
That's about as apt a description of Tony Marinaro as anyone can muster.
 

 
He's a bloated garden gnome with the body and height of Haggs and the obnoxiously vociferous bluster of Gresh with a Quebecois accent. The dumpy little motherfucker is at far right in the pic below.
 
 
 
 
 

Tony Marinaro @TonyMarinaro · 1h

Happy the NYR are winning & hope they hang on to force a 7th game this way #HABS will go up against an equally tired team in the Semi Finals
 
M

MentalDisabldLst

Guest
Protect the civic.
 
The rest of the city can burn like Nero's Rome, however.
 

IdiotKicker

Member
SoSH Member
Nov 21, 2005
10,855
Somerville, MA
Montreal deliberately designed their home jerseys with red and blue to hide the blood and tears on their jerseys after home playoff losses.  Fucking finish it.
 
Win.
 

Norm Siebern

Member
SoSH Member
May 12, 2003
7,136
Western MD
Today is Johnny Bucyk's birthday. Burn down their fucking barn and send all those whining mouth breathing troglodytes home crying. I want to see a handshake line tonight sometime around 10:00 est in the Bell Centre. Happy Birthday to the Chief.
 
 

mabrowndog

Ask me about total zone...or paint
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Dec 23, 2003
39,676
Falmouth, MA
Norm Siebern said:
Today is Johnny Bucyk's birthday. Burn down their fucking barn and send all those whining mouth breathing troglodytes home crying. I want to see a handshake line tonight sometime around 10:00 est in the Bell Centre. Happy Birthday to the Chief.
 
I can't wait to add another quote from you to my signature.
 

Ed Hillel

Wants to be startin somethin
SoSH Member
Dec 12, 2007
44,131
Here
Montreal's goalhorn sounds like a chihuahua's queef. I wish not to hear it anymore.
 

pappymojo

Member
SoSH Member
Jul 28, 2010
6,684
Yes it is dragging and my office is hot as shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPQjyG76ZTY
 

TFP

Moderator
Moderator
SoSH Member
Dec 10, 2007
20,388
Will be at Clarke's for this one. Absolutely need to close this out tonight and let Pitt/NYR battle it out tomorrow night. Get it done.
 

Zososoxfan

Member
SoSH Member
Jul 30, 2009
9,232
South of North
With all our screaming
We are gonna rip right through your brain
We got the lethal power
It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
When we start to rock
We never want to stop again
 
Metallica mojo ENGAGED
 

SawxSince67

Well-Known Member
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Jul 18, 2005
1,966
The little town of Bethlehem.
STEAMROLLER ACTION CRUSHING ALL
                                                                           VICTIM IS YOUR NAME AND YOU SHALL FALL
 
 

RG33

Certain Class of Poster
SoSH Member
Nov 28, 2005
7,229
CA

 
Put 'em in a body bag Johnny (Boychuk). . . . !