Andrew Luck Retires from the NFL

The Big Red Kahuna

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What the hell with these “oh no” posts. Fuck that franchise. Do you all have such short memories?
 

PedroKsBambino

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Fuck the franchise sure. But c’mon man. Luck wasn’t involved in any of that. Have some compassion.
I enjoy watching Luck play but am 100% with you on the Colts—-zero sympathy for that franchise, it’s fans, and least of all it’s management and ownership.
 

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Dearest mother —
I have reached upon my final destination, herein. I have ordered our troops to convene at once to concern our future artillery. My powerful muskets lack any further bullets for our endless war. May our flags fly forever high as combat must continue without me.
— Andrew
 

Mystic Merlin

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Nice timing. Two weeks before the season. Way to screw over your franchise dude.
Do you really think he was sitting on retirement papers for weeks?

I bet he tried to gut through it as a last resort and realized his body wasn’t responding. He sure as hell doesn’t owe it to anyone to play 4-5 months of football just to be a ‘team player’ or something.
 

yecul

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Hard to blame a person who makes a millions of dollars and runs into physical and mental blocks to continue to make more millions. How many millions do you actually need? Good for him for having clarity.
 

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The curse of Deflategate strikes again.

Jets. Colts. Ravens. Been a tough run for the franchises that played a role in the most manufactured event in NFL history.
 

lostjumper

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I don’t know, isn’t next year a great QB class? They may have a chance to transation right to their third straight generational talent at the position.
Yes, but the rest of the roster is way too good to get them to the top of the draft. They should be able to get 6-8 wins with Jacoby Brissett at the helm.