ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)
- Thread starter DeadlySplitter
- Start date
Reddick and Springer have crushed the Astros this series. 2-28. and add in Mccann at the bottom of the lineup and they've been a disaster
Fear not, they both will give them a ration of shit over crapping themselves at the mere sight of those pinstriped assbags from New York.
Fuck you Reddick. You put on the AB of the year against Kimbrel and now against the MFY you swing at that shit? Fuck you. 0-16. Fuck you Springer and your 2-17.
Fuck all of you Astors. Could you shit down your legs any worse? Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Fuck all of you Astors. Could you shit down your legs any worse? Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Glad to see you give some to a team besides the O’s.
The Astors deserve every bit of it.
Bregman had pulenty of Time there.
They haven't won the world series this decade yet. We're lucky 7 years went by before they decided to win again.
Astros playing like the Sox played in Games 1-2. Yankees have all of the energy, playing loose.
Where in the holy fuck did the Astros who opsed close to 1.000 against the Red Sox go? Are they on the take? Did the grandson of Charles Comiskey buy the team?
The ALCS and NLCS used to be best of 5 that had an idiotic 2-3 format.
It must suck to be them, I have lived here since 1997( vomit) when they are not winning, eg this century, you don't see the hats or anything, they fade away. Boston is a 24/7 sports town, 365 days a year. These front runners for the most part only beat their chests and bray if and when they are winning. Fuck them. I hope Puig hits 6 in that disgusting terlet porch, and flips bats, and steals bases, and is a huge sucessful asshole against them.
They are clearly all wearing diapers. I support this decision. As bad as this it to watch, it would be worse if we were also made to watch the feces rolling down their legs.
But the truth is this. Hinch did not realize the diapers would make it so hard to hit. They are binding and, when full, squishy. No offense, no matter how good, can hit in diapers.
Remember when the Astors played Major League Baseball? Jeebus it drives me nuts to see teams fall on their knees against the MFY.
Agree 100% with this; I sell at a huge collectibles show in Hackensack NJ the first Sunday in November and MFY hats have been few and far between the past 5 to 7 years or so. Guaranteed in two weeks there will be shit tons of them everywhere, what a pack of front running frauds.
Rooting for the Dodgers will be like rooting for the Russians in the Second World War.
You have no choice in the matter. In fact, it is a moral imperative. But it's uncomfortable as hell.
You have no choice in the matter. In fact, it is a moral imperative. But it's uncomfortable as hell.
What is most annoying to me is the constant noise in the stands.
I understand fans being excited, but the non-stop chanting and pounding makes it even more unbearable.
I understand fans being excited, but the non-stop chanting and pounding makes it even more unbearable.
What? They should be cheered for pissing down their leg and choking away a series lead?
The Astros offense this series is Red Sox level bad.
For fucks Sake. Cubs fans are booing their team.
Glad I predicted / expected the Disatros to show up vs NY, otherwise I’d be suicidal. An asskicking in the making,
Oh, now everyone gets it. Where have you all been? It's been very fucking lonely living with this burden the last week.
.
I won´t be so sure. Their pitching is old and Severino, Judge and Sanchez will have a sophomore jinx. Didi will return to his Arizona days.
Sox batters will not be as bad as this year and Sale and Price could be the real stars they are.
Go Astros, win both at Houston like the Twins did in 1989 in the WS.
Last edited:
Torres might be better than them all. He will be up next year. They have money to throw at SP. It’s like a runaway train. Too bad it’s not like a flight on autopilot.
There is a lot of truth to this. Yankee pitchers will likely spring more leaks next year than an ‘83 Yugo, and their hitters will more than likely regress to the norm. I remain unconvinced that this is a dynasty in the making.
I am impressed by their first baseman, I will give them that much.
When you're only allowed to be out in public four hours a day, you have to maximize your time.
Credit to Cashman and their scouting too. They recognized the problem trying to outspend and the addressed it.