ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

54thMA

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First I rooted for the Twins (insert laugh track here), then I rooted for the Indians, then I rooted for the Astors, next up will be the Dodgers, then after that, I'll be rooting for a meteor strike into the Canyon of Heroes, wiping out the entire team along with a shit ton of mouth breathers named Sal, Vinnie, Paulie and Lou. It's my only hope at this point because this is happening sure as shit.
 

Al Zarilla

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First I rooted for the Twins (insert laugh track here), then I rooted for the Indians, then I rooted for the Astors, next up will be the Dodgers, then after that, I'll be rooting for a meteor strike into the Canyon of Heroes, wiping out the entire team along with a shit ton of mouth breathers named Sal, Vinnie, Paulie and Lou. It's my only hope at this point because this is happening sure as shit.
My grandfather preceded my father to this country from Italy. My father liked everything he’d heard about New York and yearned to move there but my grandfather got a job at a greenhouse in New Hampshire, so that’s where my father had to go. So, I came that close to being one of your mouth breathers.
 

54thMA

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Aug 15, 2012
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Westwood MA
My grandfather preceded my father to this country from Italy. My father liked everything he’d heard about New York and yearned to move there but my grandfather got a job at a greenhouse in New Hampshire, so that’s where my father had to go. So, I came that close to being one of your mouth breathers.
Nah, you would have resisted the allure of the MFY's and landed where you should have been from jump.
 

DennyDoyle'sBoil

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Team DDB.
18,000 posts and counting, and I'd like to think some wit, rage and angst along the way, and meaningful participation in Championship season gamethreading. Some really clever Secret Santa-ing. Even famously receiving a big black fist dildo.

And my fucking SOSH legacy is a fucking prediction that makes me sick to my fucking stomach to be right about.