Abs Wishes Breslow the Best in his Future Endeavors

[The Tax Man]

Abs points out that Craig Breslow is No Good. He also briefly explores his career and his contributions to the Red Sox franchise. But frankly, he's seen enough to predict that this is the 35-year old's last season in MLB.
 

Besides, “Playing left field and batting 6th for the Boston Red Sox… Hanley Ramirez,” what are the scariest words for a Sox fan this season? Mine are, “Breslow is now warming up in the pen” or “Farrell calls for a lefty. Looks like Breslow is coming in.”