8/4 - The Eric (formerly known as Brad) Hosmer Era Begins

[Just a bit outside]

Although why steal when he will walk them around the bases.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Isn’t it weird that the Sox were originally supposedly looking for two RH relievers at the deadline, and acquired….zero?

 

[Back Bay]

We need to banned lefties out the pen.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Whelp….. that’s that

 

[bosox1025]

Should’ve gone with Whitlock

 

[patinorange]

Yup, throw that off speed pitch.

 

[JCizzle]

Don’t like this one bit

 

[strek1]

Barnes and Darwinzon in consecutive innings? You knew at least one of them would stink.

 

[shawnrbu]

Hernandez is a minor leaguer. Why is he pitching in a tie game?

 

[AB in DC]

Little known fact: "Darwinzon" is Spanish for "Ort".

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Weird call by Cora here. There’s no secret other Darwinzon that is going to show up at any point.

 

[JOBU]

Bottom of 7, tie game, and we go to Darwinzon?

Somewhere Ganthem is weeping gently.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Schreiber and Whitlock haven’t pitched in two days, yet Darwinzon Hernandez is pitching the 7th of a tie game?

 

[Beomoose]

How many of our bullpen resident would you have to mash together to make one solid relief option? 3?

 

[Just a bit outside]

Going to close this down with Brazier to face Perez. Yikes.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Easily fewer than 5% of his pitches end up where intended.

 

[BoSoxFink]

So Cora lost us this one. Another great managing job. Can’t get a god damn out

 

[soxin6]

How many will Cora let Darwinzon give up before he pulls him?

 

[shawnrbu]

Past a diving…

 

[budcrew08]

Hernandez fucking sucks. Go away.

 

[patinorange]

On the other hand, when he does throw strikes.

 

[LesterFan]

Nice range, Xander

 

[scotian1]

Okay thats 3 hitters get him out of there!

 

[bloodysox]

Imagine putting Hernandez in a tie game in the 7th inning wtf was Cora thinking

 

[derekson]

Does Cora just roll dice to choose which pitcher he's going to bring in? Why in the world is Hernandez the choice in a game that's tied in the 7th?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Didn't see that one coming. I was expecting a homer.

 

[JOBU]

That’s gone. Fuck this loser

 

[Sprowl]

I remember the Darwinzon experience, but I was hoping not to repeat it.

 

[MuzzyField]

Boom Fuck!

 

[Van Everyman]

Well this was fun

 

[shawnrbu]

Lol

 

[soxin6]

This one went to shit quickly

 

[BoSoxFink]

LOL, great job Cora you fucking dimwit. God he has sucked just as bad as the team this year

 

[budcrew08]

I didn’t even get a chance to type that Salvy will fuck Darwinzon up

 

[normstalls]

Nice outing Darwinzon.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Brutal effort by X there. Run scores either way but that was glacial.

Cora fucking drunk at the wheel.

 

[Tim Salmon]

This team is deplorable.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

So why is this guy facing the RH after facing the minimum 3? Is Cora just telling Bloom to go fuck himself?

 

[strek1]

Nice work Darwinzon. Way the flush the game in record time.

 

[bosox1025]

When will the organization just cut bait with Darwinzon? Best of luck putting it together with another team.

 

[mauidano]

Why is Hernandez back on this roster? JBJ could have been better there.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Does Cora just roll dice to choose which pitcher he's going to bring in? Why in the world is Hernandez the choice in a game that's tied in the 7th?

I don’t think he will watches the games.

 

[patinorange]

Cora is not going to last the season.

 

[Just a bit outside]

Brutal by Cora. Bringing him in to begin with and then leaving him in. That is just awful.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Darlosezon Sucknandez

 

[fenwaypaul]

That should just about do it regardless of how this is ruled.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

So why is this guy facing the RH after facing the minimum 3? Is Cora just telling Bloom to go fuck himself?

Multiple actual guys he could have used.

 

[JOBU]

Not sure how this can’t be a homerun.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Are they reviewing the decision to bring in Hernandez?

 

[shawnrbu]

Hernandez has no business on a major league roster.